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That'll be Atila's team, Ladyboys would've been a dead giveaway...

As Donald Rumsfeld would say, referees are consistently inconsistent and need to be less consistent in their inconsistency...6 days to go

Jah Lush Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I wouldn't. I'd spend it on drink, drugs and loose > women. The rest I'd fritter away. Bestie would've been proud of you Jah!..

A like a man who keeps his promise... Atletico Madrid striker Diego Forlan has promised to score against Liverpool to night-and dedicate the goal to his former club Manchester United. "I know the special rivalry between Man United and Liverpool and how much it would mean to United supporters, who have always been very good to me," said Forlan. "I would love to score against Liverpool... "I am sure it would also please people at Old Trafford because of the relationship between the clubs." Cue Diego firing a corker into the Kop goal last night, brought back all those happy memories of Dozey Dudek... Scorchio...

Dentures

Happy hols Quids, I'm sure your missus won't mind you popping into the internet cafe every now and then for 'work related' purposes...;-) *checks telescopic sight on rifle*

Brilliant!, L'Arse's ladyboys won't know what's hit them when they walk out at Celtic Park...

It is illegal for an electrician to move the meter. An electrician cannot isolate the main incoming supply and would be working with a live cable = very dangerous! I wouldn't thought any competent electrician would want to do this type of work. An electrician can move the consumer unit/fuse board. Board might cost about ?75-100, labour, say ?200-400...

Ice Baby - Vanilla Ice

Yeah, I got into it when it was shown on the Beeb late on Sundays, thought anything with Glenn Close has gotta be worth tuning in for, particularly liked the 'flash forward' sequences, you think you know what's happenning next but then...

Great song though, especially when sung at Celtic Park, English club fans versions are fairly low key in comparison...

Spanish

give credit where it's due Quids, the sound of their fans booing their own players has me quaking everytime, that's if they haven't already left with half an hour to go...

Woofty, I never had you down as someone who would walk away from the chance of a good fisting. Daizie, the blokes are supposed to be naked not you, you get to wear a skimpy vertical lines little number...

Up the Bhoys!..well done Celtic and of course Mick!..

Celtic 1-0 up at half-time, may yet get to see Celtic v L'Arse...

woofmarkthedog Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > ???? Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > A current MP has a Hammers ICF tattoo....not > > Harriet Harman though > > -------------------------------------------------- > --- > > Who the hell is that.......? > > > > W**F Woofty, have you been OD'ing on the Bob Martins again?, the answer is in my link...

Any old Irons...

10 days to go...

More acceptable tattoos... Love Hate on a clenched fist, if you want to pull a member of the opposite sex this can be substituted for Mum Dad Swallow Crucifix on the inside of your arm, preferably DIY with a Bic biro, so that you come within an inch of your life from dying of septicemia

ooooh, there's a lot of pent-up frustration out there, not long before kick-off...

for frame text Quids, highlight and copy the text, click on apostrophe icon on bar below 'attach a file', window appears, paste text into bar, and ok it...

Come

Oh no, what have you done Sean?! Public Warning: standby for oncoming graphic frenzy from the Tonester...