SteveT

considers

Little boy looking at his mum as she leaves the shower, said what's that, pointing to her groin. She said 'that's where the devils axe fell'. Little boy said 'wow, it got you right in the c#nt

Dan

Or the pound is worth sooooooooooooooooooo much less

Suzy Dent is my favourite female on that show, by a long streak!

For the benefit of newbie cyclists 48 equals the number of teeth on the large chain wheel and 18 is the points on the small cog on the rear wheel

HEEEEERRRRREEEE JJJJJEEEESSSSIIIEEE! Hope that helps;-)

It was noticeably quieter when BA were on strike, it became rather villagey it was so lovely and peaceful. I hope they have a permanent strike and go out of business, and they can take the bendy buses with them too:))

It seems to be offensive to someone, no matter how the description is written:-S Surely a hurried description is better than none:( Perhaps you should patronise a black forum Sue, as you are forever pulling the race card. Why wouldn't people use an all white description anyway, I would.FFS

I thought it was derived from 'cut'(?)

pins

I thought she was a greedy moo for selling loans with her huge mathematical influence on the public, she was either greedy or unthinking.

ogre

Some thought it a load of old bawls

Whilst ever they employ overwhelming numbers of talentless no hopers, rather than investing in the creative, imaginative and possibly risque, it will decline into ultimate obscurity, in my not so humble opinion. Then Sky will have free rein over the industry, depressingly predictable.

friend

I have noticed that Ms B has a kind of magnetism for gentlemen of a certain age. They seem to get very gallant whilst posting to, or about her, and then they start talking dirty:)

Whatever you can get someone to pay for it;-)

Perhaps the chalice would be less poisonous had he not grabbed so greedily at it, and asked us our opinion whether he should be the only one allowed to put his hands out to grasp it. He cannot be deemed a proper professional political leader, when he was not elected. A damned sauce, that he arrogantly helped himself to the leadership of a democratic party and country and not be elected, rather like Saddam Hussein isn't it(?)

to privacy we can now wave goodbye!

landlord

Yes it is easy to offend. The other day I mentioned 'sweating like a rapist' I got all kinds of stick, so I'll not mention that again. I didn't even swear, and I upset somebody. Jah lush thought it was using an abbreviated version, that rankled with people, and the full quotation is 'sweating like a paedophile on a school bus', which was very courageous of Jah to put me right;-) I am very pleased I no longer offend any edf readers.:)) Thanks Jah.

Sean MG wrote: the early Fabians never did a 12 hour shift in a call centre outside Leeds Our grandparents would have been pleased to get such a soft job, compared with the kind of brutal work they had to do to survive.

It feels hot enough to be a July

gaiety