SteveT

I love this forum because.... I can vent my splein, albeit politely. I feel I have things in common with other miscreants. I can ask a wide range of others for their opinion, and hopefully they prevent me from getting things out of perspective. I find skilfull people who do things well and I enjoy praising their talents for the benefit of others in need.

I have been attacked and it has left me nervous of dangerous and boisterous dogs. I never go to any park without a walking stick because I feel too vulnerable without one. The owners should be castrated so they cannot breed, in my opinion.

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Their busiest night was comedy club night and they stopped it, and it was the only thing that seperated them from all the other pubs. When the forum had their monthly 'do' it was difficult to hold a conversation, as the noise from their sound system drowned everything out. I feel that almost any change in the management structure, would be an improvement.

Harry Enfield once said 'I would rather be able to play the piano, than own a Porche', I am not a great fan of H.E. but I agree with him. So if a man went past my window carrying a piano............................he would probably be a circus strongman.

I whole heartedly agree about 'him'll fix it' Ms B, there was a magician called David Nixon many years ago and he also made me shudder too. Today it is Bill Oddy, Bruce Forsyth, Maxwell Hutchinson, and Scylla Black who makes me reach for the controller. So my greatest fear is losing the remote control.

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There are 10 sorts of people who understand binary. wrote LostThePlot Can you name them(?)

After Dan Maskell finished commentating on tennis matches I thought he would never be equalled.......................and then came Supermac. Mackenroe is the best I have heard talking about the game, anywhere. He is as good at broadcasting as he was player, and for my money, the best of any era.

The volume on all adds is sooooo much louder than any programme one's watching, more so if it is a 'white bearded' black and white movie. The solicitor adds, of awkward ungainly dumplings, slipping on a wet marble floor in 4 inch stilletto's...........how impractical to wear such footwear. The term 'just deserts' springs to mind but the encouragement of people not taking responsibility for their actions and/or decisions arouses my impatience and anger. There should be legislation to prevent us moving toward the Americanization of the British way of life.

though your wealth may decide instead

mr toad

the tv broke down

more green on the rye than in ed

I think I saw Elvis at the burger place.........................

Buggie. Having a wink in public, might disturb some patrons? Write your post name on a sticky label forumista's are used to that, Jah lush sometimes sticks them on his forehead, whilst Hibbs has sited them on her shapely buttocks pocket. The more conventional plump for lapel, sleeve, or shoulder. The artistic Allycat draws a feline's face and writes ally.

We have not had our voucher

Bliss!

Monica's bags have arrived for a few

gloss

donkeys

sits in the plagiarist seat

How much are your manx kippers per pair Geordie?

as the cat is not here, we can play

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