SteveT

having had dental work I am recovering but next week is looking good

line-dancing

I did some work for a certain burger chain some years ago, they were selling the basic burger for ?1.10 it cost them 7p to buy in. There's big money in sh!t food. In a book called 'Stark' by Ben Elton there is a passage that described 'a man who was the greatest salesman, he was such a good salesman he could sell shit, so thats what he did, he was the CEO of the biggest burger chain on the planet';-) It made me chuckle anyway.

Teas

not one did they miss

Make a cut at a gentle 20 degrees, but not all the way through Peg either side of it to the earth so that it cannot move put soil over it and leave for a few months it should send out roots from the cut. It might be quicker and more successful if you peg it down on top of a trowel or two of compost.

cooper

I thought Des Lynham chaired it more smoothly, intelligently, and less irritatingly, than the toe-curlingly shallow Des O'Connor. I have resorted to watching without the benefit of sound, thanks to him. Lynham was a big hit right from the start. HonaloochieB who would you choose to chair the show(?) I'm convinced the ratings must have declined with the recent incumbent.

appearance

mint

I find the plough spacious and relaxing.

The 'Vale' was the venue for June

vauxhall

gently

Can't make it tonight, so some imaginative soul will have to think of a way to label people.

Crinkles brow, "errr wots er, a latitude thingy exactly"(?)

in

If you went and spoke to his parent, you would probably find a mother on her own who is out working and not aware what her offspring is getting up to when her back is turned. If by some remote chance a father is on the scene, he should be told what is going on so that he can do something about curbing his child's intimidating behaviour before the police are brought in. You do not have to take your boys along, but if you do, it would strengthen your case even if they were only standing within viewing distance of the front door. If there are any denials, which there will be from the youth, you can then call your boys in or go to them to question the validity of the denials. When you leave and return home you must write down all you remember of what took place on the door step for future reference. Best of luck.

Without being mean by a man who is good with a qwerty

I certainly do Kel I was just trying to be modern, bigNo.5 is six feet five if he's an inch;-) Will that do ya.

When I think of innuendo's I think of Jane Austen so I guess it is a more feminine trait, I find it less complicated to tell it straight and risk being screwed down in the lounge by admin'

Does Brendan know you are about 2 metres tall and annaj is your spouse bignumber5(?)

We are not talking either W-A-A-M were talking 'CWALD' and if only I were a younger man....................

And ignore all the jargon

shag