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muttley wrote:There's nothing gracious about ignoring your customers. They could learn a thing or two from Claridges.. Yes I agree it is more like snooty simpsons used to be, not like fortnum & mason.
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search the pockets of the coat hanging on the door
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hallo my dah'lins, Charlie Drake
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Any wife beating tax exile certainly gets my vote for a knighthood. It demonstrates huge sensitivity, generosity, and being an all round good egg. The more cynical might say it is because they are both Scots, but I would never say such wicked stuff.
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Forgetting Scotland for the moment, would it be more energy efficient for England and Wales to be permanently on euro time?
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It's xena's lover
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I must try to tone things down, dulwichmum I beg your very pardon;-)
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Word Association (now full - see follow up thread)
SteveT replied to KalamityKel's topic in The Lounge
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You can go for a nice massage when you are well, too, as a pick me up, from the damaging personality change that has happened since the accident. Back pain can be debillitating for life You may never work again. Sue the world;-)
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Buffing one's own handrail is an abomination, any god fearing male will tell you that. By 'eck it's a good thing us men 'ave two hands, otherwise we would wear one out, for the amount of sexual inclination a woman is willing to provide a red blooded young buck these days.
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Latex is a potent cymbal michael, but not in my opinion, to be given the same credibility, weight, or success as oral;-)
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Yes I am for the moment but next year is another matter.
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DM you have soooo many characters in your play, although your habit of playing a nun, sweet as she is, I, like all red blooded males, prefer the practical lady with the duster. She is far more use than a nun, on bended knee umpteen times a day, who believes 'oral' is singing along with the choir.
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Heaven forfend dear ladies, I am strictly a feet and inches man myself, I cannot differentiate millimetres with my eyesight at this stage of the game.
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Who would consider you to be a bitch on heat KK whilst dallying and dithering when there is a chance to get a 'good seeing to' by a young stud. You need to get hold of him and convince him that you are the 'oral inspector' and compulsorily mark him out of a hundred in his own interest, lest he continue to make a mess of it and fails to become a proper accredited builder. Tell him there is extra awards for swallowing it:)
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What kind of man is it that refuses to gnaw his way to a womans heart. Not a masculine card carrying man as I believe a man should be. Hardly a five star lover of the 21st century. LizzyGD a proper man gives head until lockjaw sets in, anything less is considered by this man, to be short change.
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Word Association (now full - see follow up thread)
SteveT replied to KalamityKel's topic in The Lounge
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Spits out indigestable book, handed out by intimidating, cane weilding, leather clad, hopefully sweet natured person;-)
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Word Association (now full - see follow up thread)
SteveT replied to KalamityKel's topic in The Lounge
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That was crap punctuation and forgetting the apostrophe is unforgivable quids
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Keep all the receipts etc. and write all the events down and store them even if you don't intend to sue.
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giggirl wrote: "doesn't contain a chemical sh*t storm":) I love the description, I must slide it into a conversation some time.
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Word Association (now full - see follow up thread)
SteveT replied to KalamityKel's topic in The Lounge
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A school girl crush aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. Go for it KK strike whilst iron hot etc.
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Sounds alright to me, so I'll stay and watch and change my name to percymacpervy;-)