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As always.....the Mash gets it right

...Cole now scheduled to be back for Chelsea by 24th April

What about your trousers?

Good point Ratty, I've always giggled a bit about the 'big 4' bleeting on about refs decisions, bias and penalties.

Matt - what weight line are you using in these waters? etc

She's as elusive as those damn WMDs

You can vote for policies that a government don't then commit to because the personalities in them are a bunch of toerags surely? I think personality in the true sense of its meaning, say integrity, honesty, intelligence. etc is as important.

Mickleson and Merino for an outsider. Westwood's done diddly at the Masters previously Citizen, why your faith?

The 'Denmark Hill temple' sounds like the Salvation Army HQ.

Bump

Moos Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Is it a new thing, adults wanting to watch Dr. > Who? Or did our parents like it too? I can't > remember. I remember watching it with my whole family back in the 60s (from behind the sofa... genuinely) luckily it used to be followed by The Monkees so that kind of took my fear away before bed.

Great gane but why oh why did Rooney stay on after that knock on 20 mins? He spent nearly an hour as a passenger. Selfishness from him and/or cowardness from Ferguson (seems unlikely) but I'm baffled.

DC ties his own Bow Tie I'm sure...that's a stick on

Winebar now William Rose mk2

Potholes...lots more

PS He's lost it since his injury, sadly this extra stuff has ruined one of my favourite bets

I've already done Vic Venturi but he's drifted since then :-S

Naah I've been laying Woods for two years and he's only just been above evens for most of that period (a mad price, like England), so one win (PGA) has meant I've been well up on this tactic....5s is too risky imo

Mick what's your hourly rate?

Declan, the real thing about betting is that broadly the odds are normally 'about right' but slightly in favour of the bookmaker on Betfair they are probably more equal. But effectively the probability is about right. So to gamble successfully (traditionally -ie not trading) you need to look where you think the bookies have got their probability wrong - that is called value - and then go big. This takes a combination of balls, a knowledge better than the market maker and a bankroll ( a serious gambler will stack big on something that they think is priced wrong but offers value ie their probability = 6/1 the bookies 8/1 then in the long run this is likely to be a profitable play but requires a bankroll). To illustrate a professional gambler if offered 2/1 on a coin flip on the proviso they had to bet at least ?10,000 pounds would take it no problem, it's value...would you if you had it as spare cash? there are exceptions to the market being about right IE England are always a stupidly short price for World Cups because so many people put money on them, and these offer opportunities too.

Your lawn is like a putting green Mick.....My lawn is only two years old and completley fecked. Moss, uneven, light green grass full of weeds and mud patches. I think that it wasn't prepred properly for turfing. Should I start again or is it redeemable?

As a dad Stoke was my favourite and pratical and easy to push (folding down a bit of a trial*) for a small one and used to get looks and even enquiries...still looks good but more about nowadays. PS poor storage too

My missus nearly caught me on Guardianonline the other night, thank god I switched back to Youporn just in time

Having it off in my fridge!!! Only once I tell you.

Sean keeps his in his fridge freezer *Bob*