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*Robotic voice on 176 "EAST DULWICH GROVE.........................THE MONA LISA"

The "white working class" and "yummy mummys" ...the only minorities that are attackable on the EDF...oh and gamblers>:D

Can I be a 'Yummy Daddy'....or maybe an 'alright tasting daddy'...or even a 'if you were starved you might have a bite daddy' please?

*hear, hear

Here, here Bob......Children In France, Italy and Greece (especially the latter two..and add Spain as well) run riot until the early hours of the morning in practically every and any public space. Utter horseshit from Domi!

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To be honest my toddlers are happier nowadays spending the day watching Cbeebies and wolfing down junk but to keep in the spirit many a staurday I take our double pram out with their dolls in it and loll about on the pavements of SE22 or blocking random shop doors

It's all the middle class 'youths' that get on my nerves - skulking around smoking outside pubs in skinny jeans listening to derived music that was far better 30 years ago and worshipping crack and smack addicted idiots who wear silly hats

Yes. Me. Once. Drunk.....a long time ago:-$

To think that the fantastic singing conductor on the 12 (I think that there was also a lady singing conductor on the 36 ) have been replaced by bendy, talking buses....you can't even have a fag upstairs now either

Pleased as the Irons finished above Spuds and congrats to Man U who played the best football....and had fifty of my english pounds riding on them from pre-seaeson

Hear, hear....the last Labour leader lied to the whole country about a war that has killed 1000s of innocents and has just bought a ?4 million property is a sleazy, self seeking shallow twat with blood on his hands and the current one is just not up to it on sooo many dimensions yet...any contemplation of the 'tories' and we come up with rhetoric and dogma like its the miners strike and Brixton riots.....Labour has had its chance

Er Holkham is fantastic but 120 miles or so from SE22 with country roads for the last half ....if the tide's out theres a small sandy strip by Blackfriars

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It happened in Chelsea at the weekend, chill

of course there was a state educational syatem that was beginning to make private education redundant....but it was abolished in the 'glorious sixties' when we went comprehensive.......

Sean - I despair that people really take any 'phone in' seriously...(also see letters pages)...actually, as often happens, people who see themselves as the most 'liberal' and 'democratic' people are exposed as prejudiced as, dare I say it the BNP when things dopn't go their way, the sanctomonius 'liberal left' can't think out of their early 80s student politics at all....full of prejudice

So to summarise - if the elections don't go the way you want it's because people are idiots, brainwashed by the media and frankly shouldn't really have the vote the oikish plebs.

What exactly is a "State of the art bench"? Does anyone know?

So a StGeorge's cross is Nazi now......mmm....what a stupid PC load of crap. You see loads of different people of all races with StGeorges' flags during the World Cup...its somehow only a symbol of naziism to highly idiotic PC white libersls who still think it's the 1980s (or in more extreme cases the 1960s)

I agree with Mockney absolutely (except they did fool me so I'm even more vitriolic about it)...i'll be as depressed if Labour win the next election as I was when John Major got back in in 93.

Chill Brendan it's Friday...cold beer...make sure it's cold and served with a smile and life will seem a lot better very soon for under a fiver

How come GB crowed on about his mastery of the economy when the global boom was driving it upwards but now "its a global crisis" and nothing to do with us mate..... Believe it or not I was up there jumping around to MPeople celebrating 11 years ago - they have completley proved themselves as unopen, useless, dishonest and corrupt as the Tories were. ANARCHY

As someone else said they're driven by profit and volume of business (especially the types of mass market commodity industries you mention) at the same time they all bang on about their customer service so rasiing our expectations. The reality is that as individuals you, me, most people aren't profitable enough to be serviced decently so they try and do it as cheap as possible to threshold standards so as to hopefully not piss off too many people too much. ways round this? Consumer empowerment all join together? Or become rich enough to pay to get proper service in these areas

Dessie crossing that line at Cheltenham for his first Gold Cup at 16s....brings a tear to my wallet as I type