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The shiny suit theory - Jay Electronica

The world is yours - Nas

Many Men - 50 Cent

the-e-dealer Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > The builders taking over the road one. Just had a look. It seems the gloves are off. (Bare-knuckle for the last round).

I got one claiming to be from HSBC. Spelling and grammar were perfect but for some reason they put a Sesame Street character where the HSBC logo should have been.

the-e-dealer Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Its ok we are having a barney now Where? I wanna see.

It was supposed to be so easy - The Streets

Penguin68 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- 'in the context of the lady being lauded as a reconstructive proctologist' Nicely done.

maxxi Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > their mum http://media.twirlit.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/Nicolas-Cage-Trying-to-hold-in-laughter.gif

I entered this thread ready to defend the genius that is Father Ted but it seems everyone in here is a fan already.

Bad boy for life - P Diddy http://i50.tinypic.com/a0yqua.jpg

Why does my heart feel so bad - Moby :(

the-e-dealer Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > But Girls in Overalls are rabid feminists! :-) > > JohnL Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > surely he mean't overall LOL :) http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/000/681/what-you-did-there-i-see-it.thumbnail.jpg

Just finished 'The Hundred-Year-Old Man Who Climbed Out of the Window and Disappeared' by Jonas Jonasson. A very sweet and funny book translated from the Swedish original. difficult to describe but if it was made into a film it would be a combination of 'Up' and 'Forrest Gump' and would be directed by the Coen brothers.

But where will the smokers sit?

You are not alone - Michael Jackson

KalamityKel Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > people drinking coffee and other such beverages on > public transport first thing in the morning... I quite enjoy the passive caffeine inhalation myself.

A motorist stopped and let me walk across one of the zebra crossings on East Dulwich Grove. I was overwhelmed.

Still Dre - Dr Dre

What's happening brother - Marvin Gaye

KidKruger Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > My tool of choice is a big feck-off cleaver that I > use for almost all cutting in the kitchen, I'll > post a photo later. > I swear by the mean Mother, which has chopped and > peeled its way through many a beast and vegetable, > and also the odd finger. Still sharp after 15 > years. Bought in NE Thailand. > Also cuts Japanese knotweed and carpet underlay. how do you sharpen it?

'Drug dealers don?t really sell drugs. Drug dealers offer drugs - ?Hey man, You want some smoke? You want some smoke?? If you say ?no,? that?s it. Now Jehovah?s Witnesses on the other hand...' - Chris Rock

Sue Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I have no idea who Joe Grint is, but anyway > apparently this was pinched off him according to > Facebook. And hey it's about Waitrose. > > Pinched off Joe Grint x > > UK supermarket chain Waitrose has withdrawn its > popular ?essential? range after discovering that > the cut-price products had led to a number of poor > people shopping there. > > The discount brand, launched in 2009 to help > Waitrose?s core customer base cope with the > recession without having to downgrade one of their > Range Rovers, was proving extremely successful. > This success appears to have come at a price > though, with the unwanted side effect of > attracting the working class. > > ?At first it worked fine, our regular shoppers > were delighted with the new range, and common > people were still put off by the Waitrose > branding? explained marketing director Rupert > Thomas, ?but as we advertised more, and made the > mistake of including the prices of products in our > TV commercials, we began to see some undesirable > characters appearing in our aisles, enticed in by > the prospect of finding a tin of beans for under > ?5, which they previously hadn?t expected from us. > One horrid man even came in wearing a Hi-Vis vest > looking for a sandwich. It was awful.? > > The popularity of the ?essential? range had seen > it quickly expand to include affordable versions > of many foodstuffs and household items. To make > matters worse Waitrose also starting pointing out > that many of their prices were the same as those > found in Tescos, attracting even more lower class > shoppers and alienating many of their existing > clientele. ?It was so demeaning finding out that I > wasn?t paying any more for my groceries than a > common chav? moaned former Waitrose customer Emily > Hamilton-Brown. ?I?ve gone back to doing my weekly > shop at Fortnum & Mason now, just to make sure I > don?t accidentally purchase something that?s > buy-one-get-one-free.? > > ?Hopefully withdrawing the products and stopping > the adverts will stop any additional commoners > coming in,? continued Mr Thomas, ?but we still > have the problem of getting rid of the ones that > have already started shopping with us. They?re > still turning up, wandering around looking a bit > lost and not buying anything. We?re thinking of > putting up signs outside pointing out that Lidl > down the road has some great deals on, or maybe > we?ll just put down some traps baited with chicken > nuggets so we can catch them humanely and release > them in Asda.? Funny stuff. On a serious note I tried some of their 'Essential' pasta (fusilli) from Ocado and it was awful.

No need to wax lyrical