A sweet little girl is out in the back garden, digging a big deep hole. A neighbour looks over the fence and says: ?Why are you digging that big deep hole?? ?My goldfish died,? the sweet little girl says, with a sob. ?I'm really sorry to hear that,? the neighbour says, ?But why such a big deep hole for a goldfish?? The little girl gives him an evil look. ?Because it's inside your f***ing cat.?