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Dopamine1979

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  1. Clearly what we have here is a breakdown in communication. There will be no winners or losers in this debate. http://gifsoup.com/view1/1297473/not-listening-dumb-and-dumber-o.gif
  2. Humbert Humbert
  3. I quite fancy a curry now.
  4. Got my mind made up - 2pac
  5. Correct answer.
  6. No to El Pibe Aquarius moon is very, very close.
  7. I am taking it upon myself to resurrect this thread: He was a nosy canine but now more of a big cat.
  8. I was once told that 'wop' is an acronym for 'Without Official Papers' referring to the arrival of immigrants at Ellis island in New York.
  9. I'd rather be with you - Bootsy Collins
  10. StraferJack Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- But the post wasn't just a bad joke either. It left a bad taste I see what you did there.
  11. 'We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a spiritual war... our Great Depression is our lives' - Chuck Palahniuk
  12. E-mail my agent. No nudity though.
  13. Voyageur Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Someone made a comment about rats in homes being > generally associated with them being dirty, which > is a load of bunkum frankly. > We suffered from a rat problem in our block of > flats a few years ago, and my flat is clean as a > whistle. We had to call out the council vermin > crew who advised that rats were entering homes as > they were being driven out of their usual habitats > by rising water levels - the rats were evidently > entering via the drains and scaling the walls > internally. The rat poison went down and we were > warned by the vermin crew to expect a surge in > rats for a week or two! My cats and I fought a > valiant battle over the next 2 weeks before they > were slain either by feline or poison. All > external entry holes were blocked up and we > haven't seen them since. > Incidentally, one of the vermin crew said that he > had recently acquired a moggie as there had been > an increase in rats breaking into nearby homes and > trying to find new places to nest as they had been > displaced due to demolition works going on nearby. Have you considered writing this as a screenplay?
  14. What are you gonna do? There's a rat in your kitchen. What are you gonna do? Sorry.
  15. First time I heard this it sounded like a toddler and several cats engaging in battle. Sounds a great deal like the shrieking ghost from 'Woman in black'
  16. My my my - Johnny Gill
  17. Usain Bolt = Lance Armstrong It's just a matter of time.
  18. woodrot Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > first mate Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > I think we all have rats within 6-9 feet of us > > pretty much anywhere in the city environment. > They > > live in sewers and anywhere else they can get a > > ready source of food, most stay clear of humans > as > > a survival mechanism. In this case, I'm sure it > is > > no reflection on how clean your house is- > merely > > the mix of a bolder rat, wram weather and > > opportunity. > > > > I did once see a documentary about a rat who > became a chef in an exclusice Paris resturant. I > really opened my eyes as to how clever theses > animals are. Maybe your rat was whipping up a > Souffle in your kitchen ? :)
  19. Xbox 360
  20. All this innuendo is not helpful. After all the poor lady just has something juicy that she wants to share with you for showing her what you've managed to make grow.
  21. I know who to call if that happens to me. Very creative!
  22. Whoosh back to you, friend. I was employing the technique of irony.
  23. There is some confusion here. He was referring to the popular carbonated drink (coca-cola) rather than the equally popular narcotic (cocaine). No need to thank me.
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