Dog duck

adonirum Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Here's the antithesis of the title. > > Took Mrs adonirum shopping at the weekend, we > were after some rice, decided on Tilda Basmati > (2kg size) but there was no price ticket on the > shelf.There were prices for 1kg and 500g. Asking > the till manager what the price was, who then > looked at the shelf,she said she didn't know. Mrs > adonirum made an off the cuff remark "why are you > selling products without a price". This appeared > to "strike-a-nerve" and back came the reply "you > can have it for one pound". Mrs adonirum agreed > and picked up two!! That's ?15/16 normal retail > price for a couple of quid!! However, this was > Tesco in King's Lynn, so perhaps better customer > service/care out in the back of beyond. Bargain! .... King's Lynn is a dump apart from the little bit of old architecture

Lordship Lane... Is what you make it

Doh... Don't be harsh, perfect irony as we suffer Queen person's 90th b@ll@x?

jacks09 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > ~I go the other way. Most boxers are ridiculously > disrespectful all the way through. Joshua seemed > to keep his counsel before the fight, beat him and > then said he didn't like him. I can respect that. > > > I think he wins, and wins early. I'm going round > 3. Martin is slow, and flat footed. I don't think > there is a bigger puncher in the game than Joshua > at the minute and he seems to be living the life a > pro boxer should. > > Keen to see how Connor Benn goes as well! Well said and defend yourself at all times

Oh good

I can see England winning this thing...albeit playing average... or possibly being walloped

Could be a rehearsal for getting all the famous people seen in Sainsbury's and environs to safety before we all die from overpriced hot cross buns, baby buggies,'that restaurant' on LL that causes SO much drivel,coughs n bugs n on n on....

This is weird... are there drugs involved

A soup?on?

Respect

'I really like you'

...yawn,get a wriggle on it's nearly March

Crushing news

Please can we stop this voyeuristic over priced property crap that's fuelled by dreadful estate agents and twats that are prepared to pay asking price...

Hear, hear

He must have been lost... and he's a tosser

Just what we need...not

Have to say they've been by and large very ok, so long as one can make them smile and laugh...

DulwichFox Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Afghani Black.. > > .. and Mandies.. :) Zero zero

Willard Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Oh sod it, go on then......Who's there? Wurlitzer

Knock Knock.

Salsaboy Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I certainly wouldn't want to do bum wiping with > the 'wrong' hand. You could end up looking like you'd sat in a box of Milk Tray...

Following his death, Jimmy Hill is to be buried at the family plot on Easter Island

What does a Korean need when he takes his dog out? Oven gloves

TheArtfulDogger Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Oh dear > > If you haven't ordered one yet you are , as they > say, "clucked" ...I think you should say 'gobbled'