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  1. legalbeagle
    For god's sake Brendan, there's no need for that kind of language! You kiss your mother with that mouth?
  2. legalbeagle
    Overcome your discomfort and spill the beans. At the very least you will learn something about your motivation.
  3. legalbeagle
    Man or mouse?????!
  4. legalbeagle
    Ditto "totally awesome".
  5. legalbeagle
    Oh don't be such a girl, Brendan. Get on with it. what can be ruder than crapping on the hinges of a coffin?!
  6. legalbeagle
    Tu hermano no tiene la ingle! Your brother has no groin *hic*
  7. legalbeagle
    I have spent the last two days on the phone to: four car insurance companies, the Inland Revenue, Southwark Council, two grumpy and expensive lawyers, Thames Water and my mother in law. I'm a little overwrought.
  8. legalbeagle
    I still think the Spanish are winning so far: Me cago en la leche! (I shit in the milk) is also fantastically weird and insulting. (It's a reference to one's mother's milk).
  9. legalbeagle
    To my eternal shame I don't really speak any languages other than English, but I did once have a Spanish flat mate, who taught me how to swear. From that day to this I have never found a better swear phrase in times of utter fury than the one he taught me. Can you beat it? ME CAGO EN LAS BISAGRAS DEL ATAUD DE TU PUTA MADRE!!!!!!! [i shit on the hinges of the coffin of your whore mother]
  10. legalbeagle
    I love the reintroduction of versions of the bees knees. As in, that's: the cat's meow; the kippers knickers; the shit (weird but popular).
  11. legalbeagle
    It's, like, well old cuz.
  12. legalbeagle
    I know what you mean.
  13. legalbeagle
    OMG! That's, like, really awesome?
  14. legalbeagle
    I recently found out that young people say "book" when they mean "cool" - the reason being that predictive text comes up with "book" first if you are typing "cool". I haven't tested this theory but the teenager who lives next door to me told me. Whilst inserting the word "like" into her explanation an impressive number of times.
  15. legalbeagle
    "Squeeze". As in: "Have you met my latest squeeze?"
  16. legalbeagle
    I once had a boss who I nicknamed Lord Flashheart because he really was just SO macho. I asked him whether one of our colleagues had arrived from the US for a meeting yet. He said he'd spoken to him and he was just about to: "de-plane".
  17. legalbeagle
    underwear
  18. legalbeagle
    I might be able to come next week! Am I allowed? I'm new you see.
  19. legalbeagle
    I, like, really like think that like some words have like really been a bit like overused, no? With that, like, really annoying American/Australian intonation at the end which like makes the like tone of your voice go up like everything you are like saying is actually like a question?
  20. legalbeagle
    Beejesus. As in "That scared the beejesus out of me!" Cripes. Yikes. Zounds. ps Giggirl is right. Frock is a marvellous word, used frequently. As in "posh frock".
  21. legalbeagle
    Book
  22. legalbeagle
    What distinguishes a person is not what talents they have, but what use they put them to. IMHO.
  23. legalbeagle
    I now feel compelled to ask what happened to the old pair!
  24. legalbeagle
    Well, for compelling but not too lengthy, how about "Of love and other demons".
  25. legalbeagle
    Oh dear. That's an overwhelming vote against my plan then. Not the snake idea, you understand, but the general "small discreet in a place not many people would see it" tatoo idea. But it seems the general view is that they don't look good on birds. I feel all sad now.

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