were festivals ever kewl ? old festivals- dirty middle class hippies with theit tops off, student acid casualties, scousers ransacking your tent 24/7, dogs on a string, heavy filth presence, shit music, lou fucking reed, screaming bikers running amok at 2AM, drizzle, everyone wearing ex geman army boots, magic mushrooms @ ?10 a pop, hash cakes, shitty blacks tents in green New festivals - clean middle class hippies with their tops on flogging dream catchers to victims, student ket casualties, scousers ransaking your tent 24/7, dogs with bejewweld collars, heavy private security presence, shit music, mumford and fucking sons, screaming kids running amok at 2AM, drizzle, everyone wearing designer wellies, organic vegan noodles @ ?10 a pop, designer cup cakes, shitty pop up tents in Union Jack colours