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woodrot

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  1. If ever we needed an indicator how how low the UK has sunk - I suppose artists whoring themselves to the rich & nprivilged is hardly new - its not like the old parasite needs any new art to decorate her homes.maybe she has had the side return extended especially for this crap. I dunno. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2248105/Queen-gifted-97-original-works-Royal-Academy-artists-including-Tracey-Emin-David-Hockney-Grayson-Perry-mark-Diamond-Jubilee.html You can fill in your own pro monarchy comment below - try to include statements about how the UK is a net benficiary due to the Royals and give me a good ole pasting with COLD HARD FACTS delivered with a sleek confident nonchelance.
  2. Alan Medic Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Surely the opposite woodrot. Time for America to > change its constitution. Dead ex Pres Chas heston of the NRA stated they would take his gun out of cold dead hands - many will see this appalling slaughter as another reason to get everyone tooled up.Conneticut is a liberalish state and I am a bit surprised it happened there of all places - the US is an amalgam of different attitudes and mindsets. Those cunts at the NRA havent yet commented AFAIK, but im sure they will ejaculate some slime claiming that more guns = sense at some point
  3. i will not rest easy in my bed until there is a cupcake shop on bellend road
  4. more fodder for the NRA aim to get everyone tooled up sadly
  5. compo claim blates
  6. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/9733879/Novak-Djokovic-buys-up-annual-supply-of-donkey-cheese.html Where am I going to get my donkey chesse from now ?
  7. Pyramid schemes need new blood to keep them going innit, it gets a bit frantic towards the end of the scam when latecomers realise the utter insanity of their investment and their chance of a return diminish. There was a biggie a couple of years ago when the Oirish town of Kells made headline news as it seemed that everyone was involved and people lost shitloads of money.I have had to look into the risk of these " opportunities" on a professional basis in the past and it scared the bejesus out of me when I realsied that serious intelligent people were considering pumping money into them- promised returns of 25% per day ensure a mad scramble to get in at the start - quite fascinating but so very very fundamentally wrong. the old adage of looking/ smelling/ feeling like a dog shite usually means it is a dog shite
  8. I have never heard of this particular scam, but yes, it is blates a ponzi and there is no value created anywhere down the line from what I can see - also mentioned above. The banner brokers site is dead, but found this elsewhere: The following information outlines the Banners Broker Compensation Plan How can you make money in this Banner marketplace? Well first you BUY, and then you SELL. The selling is optional, and if you choose to sell, it happens automatically, so no need to worry about whether or not your Panels will be sold! The Selling happens flawlessly because you are in the World's First Straightline Cycler Doubler! What on earth is a Straightline Cycler Doubler? 1) You are in a Straightline Downline, so your Ad Spots are SOLD to the next set of people who buy. There is only ONE Company Straighline Downline, so every sale is time-stamped and goes into the Straightline. So the automatic sale will occur very quickly! 2) This is also a Cycler because once you SELL, you are automatically re-entered! 50% of the sale re-enters you, and rolls you up to buy the higher Panel when you have enough. This all happens automatically, so it is really "set it and forget it"! When you re-enter, this count as another SALE to your referrer! 3) This is a Doubler because you are able to SELL your Ad Spots for DOUBLE what you paid for in the Marketplace. So you get a chance to DOUBLE your money! The perfect question now is: How many times can I double my money? It is endless doubling! You don't need to refer anyone for the first two doubles, and for every double after that, you need to have two Banner Panel Sales at the level in which you are Doubling. So to double at Panel 1, you need two Panel 1 sales (after your first two doubles). IMPORTANT: You get the first two doubles without the need for any sales!! So why would you choose to only double at the smaller Panels? Start at a package that is right for you and make sure you are doubling quickly without the needed sales. For example, if you start at the Professional Package, you are doubling ALL of Panel 1, Panel 2, Panel 3 and Panel 4... TWICE before you need any sales! :I have a bit of exposure to complex financials, but if anyone could help me and explain the the above C&P in EZ language, It would be appreciated.
  9. fat tails - phone + drive = accident - high correlation, phone prank + media coverage = suicide - low correlation
  10. From the stations owners perspective shit prank broadcast worldwide = ratings and profile boost lolz shit prank and possibly unrelated death association = profile and ratings plummet, advertisers jump ship, all hands to the damage limitation pumps - not lolz shit prank is still shit prank in both scenarios
  11. lazy unispired prank call to a hospital where someone famous is unwell = public lolz lazy unispired prank call to a hospital where someone famous is unwell & someone involved in the periphery kills themselves which may/may not be related = public not lolz The whole prankster premise is facile, seedy and unredeemingly shit, whatever the the final outcome was
  12. closer than we think bro' http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-20648276
  13. best buy a new cat. Ive got a tailess one in stock at the minute. choose from ginger, piebald, taupe or fallow and ball classic tabby - its a loveable tom/ queen, likely unneutered, loving personality, delightful decor, ( GSH not tested ), freehold, aged between 3 weeks and 8 years.can deliver in SE22 or guaranteed tracked next day delivery before 1PM in a custom made, air pocketed hardwearing A4 jiffy bag. ?45 all in.
  14. Im thinking soemthing along the amsterdam lines - a sealed smirking room with decent vents and filtration.Sorta like the Bulldog in Amsterdam, but with a proper selction of decent beers & a few pool tables Of course, a back garden would be a bonus in the summer, so the Mag is probabaly out
  15. Do you ever see the day when there will be a stoner* cafe / bar in ED ? If so, what would be an ideal location ? Im thinking the NCR would be a decent location for a cafe or two. Maybe the Cherry Treee could be a stoner megacafe ? * yes,I know, stoners are tiresome wankers, especially the American ones who listen to Bob marley
  16. you have googled it....
  17. actually, this isnt on.
  18. are HC Judges & Bankers more / less likely to be peadononcevilescums ? I have no idea of the numbers or whether they are underepresented, but it would appear more likely that Hi profile TV n Pop music personalities would be in a better position to engage in serial noncery than a HC Judge, at the very least, due to their fame at the time
  19. teh EU have raised the issue http://europa.eu/rapid/press-release_IP-12-1325_en.htm Estimates of a trillion Euros being bandied about
  20. LadyDeliah Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Anyone fancy making a Freedom of Information > request to see who signed what to allow these > greedy tax dodgers to get away with this? You dont need a FOI for most of the info required - many of these are listed companies & their numbers are in the public domain, if somtimes a little difficult to delve into, as teh Swiss still dont allow access to their domestic tax submission account IIRC.. look at this ( a little dated ) FTSE MC summarisation The following table lists the ten largest FTSE 100 companies measured by market capitalisation as of 9 March 2011.[4] Rank Company Sector Market capitalisation (? billion) 1 BHP Billiton Mining 148 2 Royal Dutch Shell Oil and gas 135 3 HSBC Financial services 118 4 Vodafone Group Telecommunications 93 5 BP Oil and gas 91 6 Rio Tinto Group Mining 86 7 GlaxoSmithKline Pharmaceuticals 61 8 Unilever Consumer goods 56 9 British American Tobacco Tobacco 49 10 BG Group Oil and gas 49 Pretty much All of these companies have a Swiss presence that aid tax efficient trading, though the degree of utilisation varies enourmously This issue isnt about who is hiding assets, but what how does their structure work and the actual CT benefits gained. The Swiss are repatriating detials of blates tax avioders in their gnome banks, but this is a diversion & is effectively is the tip of the iceberg, as the vast majority of corps who use the Swiss setup are doing it entirely legitimately & publicly.Stashing cash in Swiss banks is a pretty Amateur practice nowadays, more the haunt of dictators than big business - theres no reason to hide your cash and run the risk of exposure, when you can incorporate a Baar/ Zug setup and do it legitimately. Libertarians would argue that tax minimisation benefits the consumer through lower prices at the till, though Im sure there is a doctorate level thesis in the offing that evaluates the consumer benefit vs corporation tax minimisation for corps that use these structures. We have to be careful of going on a Bankers to blame for everything type of sentiment, when it could be argued that the UK consumer is an accomplice in the game, albeit unknowingly or unwittingly.innit.
  21. They are in NZ , so maybe not surprising
  22. buks have announced they will scrub the royalties and pay tax apparently.
  23. actually, I saw Bangkok dangerous on a transatlantic flight last year, maybe it was the quaaludes and the scotch, but it didnt seem to make any kind of sense
  24. Top 10 overpaid actors 2012 1 - Eddie Murphy, $2.30 box office takings for every $1 earned 2 - Katherine Heigl, $3.40 3 - Reese Witherspoon, $3.90 4 - Sandra Bullock, $5 5 - Jack Black, $5.20 6 - Nicolas Cage, $6 7 - Adam Sandler, $6.30 8 - Denzel Washington, $6.30 9 - Ben Stiller, $6.50 10 - Sarah Jessica Parker, $7 http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/20605312 I cant actually disagree too much with that - I dont think I have seen a decentish Nick Cage Movie since Birdy( decent-ish all things considerd ).I have no idea who Katherine Heigl is...
  25. I do massage and ranting for ?25 an hour
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