*Bob*
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Don't be fooled. Behind his goth clothing, silvered flat-top and general air of bonhomie and lay a beating heart of purest e-vil.
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I say we all put 'Sikh' down. It'll be BRILLIANT. If everyone ticks Sikh, then the government will be brought to its knees - and Lockheed Martin will collapse. Probably.
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PeckhamRose Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > If you do fill it out though and you are not > religious, PLEASE mark NO which is the first > option. I'm going for Sikh this time around.
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Lightsabre, not foreskin.
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Only if your foreskin has been removed by a lightsabre (a green one)
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ooh you little liar The confectionary manufacturers of Dudloi would never stoop so low as to make something which wasn't BOILED
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Are chilli and lime chocolates made in Dudloi?
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They thanked me personally for the restoration of Gray's Herbal Tablets to their rightful place - on the shelf, front and centre. You're welcome.
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Let's us put 'Jedi' down under religion!!!!!! It'll be absolutely BRILLIANT, because then 'JEDI' will actually, like, become an offical religion of the UK!!!!!!! Go on, it'll be BRILLIANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And the funniest thing ever.
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Yeah, you come on here and it's all "gosh, my hair's just sooooooooo thick" There's no need to gloat, young man.
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Pudding basin and a zippo. Jobsagoodun.
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*Bob* Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- ).. it's not inconceivable that he might > grab and laptop and.. .. when he's done with the porn he might post a message or two on here. BOOM BOOM Don't worry - he's not reading. Or is he..?
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Of course, In between the periods of unmitigated joy and wonder etc etc there are regular occurrences of pure boredom. And so, when it's only 9pm and you're watching yet another Grand Designs repeat, and an early night with TheMissus is still off the cards (on account of her only recently having her tuppence stretched to emit something the size of a very large grapefruit).. it's not inconceivable that he might grab and laptop and..
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Jah Lush Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > He has far more important things to do than > faffing about on here now that he has become a > father for the first time. End of. > Move along now. Nothing hear to see. He may be tempted back after a few months of sponging wee off walls and spending his sixtieth consecutive night at home in front of the television.
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It's not like they're being forced to march at gunpoint and perform in front of a camera on pain of death. If some muppet wants to parade their interior decor / gastric band / thai bride in front of the general public in return for a Mellow Birds and a digestive then so be it.
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Huguenot Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I really don't understand why polite journalists > and TV producers get so viciously attacked when > they post perfectly reasonable and polite > enquiries on the forum. It's merely a Pavlovian manifestation of deep-seated self-loathing. > I actually feel ashamed and embarrassed to > affiliate with ED when it happens. Drama queen alert.
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parent and child spaces in sainsbury's car park
*Bob* replied to dully's topic in General ED Issues / Gossip
If it made more financial sense to Sainsburys PLC to have the parent & child spaces up a tree, surrounded by hungry wild animals - they'd do it. -
If you're ever shopping for clothes in South Korea...
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parent and child spaces in sainsbury's car park
*Bob* replied to dully's topic in General ED Issues / Gossip
Everything in Sainsburys is as it is for a reason. And that reason is ?-shaped. -
parent and child spaces in sainsbury's car park
*Bob* replied to dully's topic in General ED Issues / Gossip
Sainbos put their top minds onto this one - and after several hours of blue-sky thinking outside of the box - they decided that placing extra-wide bays right next to the entrance might be a fine way of attracting the owners of Range Rovers who have four children and no restrictions on their weekly spend. -
John Actor in Monkfish is on the other side. Can't pick between that and Nesbitt.
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Caine, Connery, Moore, Nesbitt, Dyer
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Caine, Connery, Moore, Nesbitt. The Greats.
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Yeah.. Keeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrazy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Who wants true to life anyway? If I want true to life, you can go Argos or call Talk Talk customer services. Fortunately I missed it.