*Bob*

But of course it does! Most of the 3-beds are smaller and terraced, but the smaller percentage of larger ones (often semis) are about ?100k more. From what I remember from when we were looking around - the larger 3 beds were priced about the same as the smaller 4 beds.

Sounds like a win-win situation. Why the dilemma?

A house prices thread! Woo!! It's been a while. Jezza - here you go: check out this little fella Lawks-a-mercy!

I'm moving to Nunhead.. so long, suckerrrz! I'm moving to Surrey, so long, suckerrrz! I'm staying in ED, so long, suckerrrz! Delete according to all the usual reasons.

Don't worry, Jah. The chances of the south circular being closed off to host a street party are exactly the same as those of M&S deciding to open a branch because fifty people on the local internet forum promise to buy a ready-meal twice a week.. ie, zero.

Yeah, most of the time I couldn't see the fish for the cock. Next week on C4: Rose West presents a shocking expos? detailing infringements of human rights in the British penal system.

Probably standard police procedure in Liverpool. For everyone.

I don't want to piss on anyone's chips RE 'services not royals', but the last time I looked, both William and Harry are currently serving with the armed forces anyway.

That's right. Everybody seems to forget that 'The Monarchy' started-out as a small family business (with King Egbert in the early 9th century) and - through sheer hard work and determination alone - have built this business up to be the profitable success it is today. I think that's right anyway.

It's easy to 'like' Best (and even I can admire 'those' football clips from circa 1912 or whenever it was). But I don't have much in the way of respec' for him. He was given more than most to begin with, had endless opportunities to change - and the support on-hand to do so that many addicts don't have the benefit of. But he pissed it all away to his death, possibly to the detriment of a more (clinically) deserving case. On the other hand, I don't like Becks but I can at least admire him for doing none of the above.

Seb Coe. Men wanna be him, women wanna be with him.

Couldn't we have a 'Royal Gaffe' themed street party? All revellers required to dress as either a black and white minstel, a nazi or a member of the Klan.

Which of course he is

Whilst he's still reading this thread

to help it get there

I'll do what I can

If it gets that far.

Can I make a suggestion that we leave this thread on 99 permanently?

ironjawcannon Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- There is far too much of > our money wasted on the outdated royals as it is. 'The Royals' cost us 62p each last year - and for that paltry sum they've delivered some excellent entertainment: Camilla got poked with a stick and Phillip asked a female sea cadet if she 'worked in a strip club'. I'll buy that for a dollar. Personally I can't wait for Charles to become our head of state. It's gonna be GREAT.

Ridgley Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Well Tarot we can't all be perfect like you > observersly have never made mistakes have you. Only with wallpaper and paint.

Annette Curtain Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Most men openly or secretly envy him. Many women > wouldn't turn their noses up at a chance Maybe if they concentrate on that painfully short period of his life and conveniently forget about the rest of the sad and tragic remainder. I mean, personally, I admire Keith Moon but, you know.. How bizarre that Best's life is held up against Beckham and yet Beckham is the one who gets slated for being part of a sleb culture of people who contribute little over the bulk of their lives other than being famous.

Good looking, cheeky, wasted a perfectly good liver someone else could have had..

A royal wedding is just what this country needs to pull us out of the doldrums. So let's pull our socks up, comb our beards, shine our medals - and raise a cup* - to chinless, balding, horse-faced privilege. * of piss

I don't mind saying.. I had to google that one. Ah yes.. (NB - there now follows a joke for less than four people).. ' '

Anything I have to offer on these subjects should of course come with the caveat that I am nothing but a jaded old hack who'll do anything to scrape-up a few coppers from the barrel of piss that is 'the music biz'.