*Bob*

milk and two sugars, please love

I think they 'bald away'

How would we spread the scoring out? Say each piece of meat can score a standard maximum of 100 points, how would that divvy-up? I say 45 on arse, 35 on tits, 15 on legs and 5 if she owns her own home. Perhaps with an optional 5 point bonus if she 'looks dirty'.

Sorry, I mean a lecher, not a looker.

I'm a looker as well.

I'll judge the arses and Brendan can do the tits. Sean likes animals, children and world peace so he can do 'personality'.

I've changed my mind.. I can now hear the Imperial March from Star Wars.

I was thinking more of Declan's new job.

If you can hum 'I Vow To Thee My Country' whilst you read Mockney's last post, it really is quite stirring.

Possiby a light whiff of raw meat too..?

Being loaded, spending every weekend strolling down the red carpet then on to a suite at the Ritz.. sure.. If Clooney worked nights shovelling fish guts and had a thick Tipton accent you wouldn't be so keen.

I wish. THERE'D BE SOME CHANGES AROUND HERE, I CAN TELL YOU

I'm a Mod and so's my wife.

SeanMacGabhann Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I'm never dying my hair > > (again) Too expensive? I expect you'd need at least a couple of bottles.

Do you look like either of those two, Declan?

Sunny D

Three words. Mini. Pork. Pies.

Have to say, I had a good look in ????'s shopping basket and it wasn't a pretty sight.

Declan Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Did you actually read the thread that this is all > about ????'s? The Crystal Clear one? I read it. Yeah, it was a toe-curler for sure. But based-on time of posting, previous virtual character (going back a good three years) and known association with known good eggs, I read it a few times once and thought (at the time.. and now confirmed by Mockney) it to be a woefully inept bit of punnery sitting atop a whole heap of bad taste. I suppose that puts me in some kind of inner circle too, despite not knowing anyone. That said, I think I was standing behind ???? in the Co-Op last week and had to resist the temptation to flick his ear.

for you, Huff

The best advertising happens when you have to sell an abysmal product with a budget of ?200, not when you have to sell a comparatively cool product which already has an cool advertising pedigree, armed with only a mere few million pounds and a two-week shoot in Hawaii. It's pretty enough and blah blah but it's just a big-bucks advertising wankfest, really.

It's the Pavlov's Dog of the advertising world. "Hey! You! Name a really good advert.. quick!" "Urrhhh.. Ummm (panics).. Guinness, innit. The black and white one."

Guinness.. yawn yawn yawn Ooo! it's like a work of art Aah! it's more than just an advert Ooooh! and it's in black and white and everything.

A trap?! Not at all. I went to one. My guess would be that the greatest determining factor as to whether you give them the thumbs-up or not is whether you went to one.. or not.

Did you go to a Grammar, ?????