*Bob*
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And Armstong. So you went to the moon. SO WHAT? So you trod on it first. Do I look impressed? You jumped-up little fairgound ride operative. Yeah? YEAH? You WHAT? Ever done anything since 1969? No, don't think so. Busted, Neil.. Busted.
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He may be a 'swoonboat' (whatever that is, Ted) to you - but I want to slap him. Yes, you heard right. Slap him. Hard. GOD how I HATE bloody DAVID SODDING ATTENBOROUGH. He makes me SICK. Just looking at him, all sad with his weepy animal eyes, pawing at the camera like some bleating water buffalo with a stiffy. Jesus wept GIVE IT A REST, man.
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Even I draw the line at slapping the dead.
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The Sun hasn't changed anything, apart from (as usual) feeling which way the wind is blowing with their current readership and making sure they aren't on the losing side. They're a commercial product. A brand. They write what they think their customers want to hear.
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Neil Armstrong Nelson Mandela David Attenborough
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Alas, the Golden Goose of late-night blanket music has yet to nest chez *Bob*. So - until my luck changes - I'm as outraged as you, Ted.
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Indeed. We did out first 12 boxes last night and will do the other 7 this morning (assuming there's nothing on we want to watch)
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Your mobile phone works without electricity? What does it run on? Magic?
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We've retuned our box but for some reason we're now getting hardcore pornography on every channel, except for The History Channel which seems to be showing Bod on loop. Is anyone else having this problem?
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Ahhh.. ze music of ze night.. Sweet indeed. The 'holy grail' of television music. A single solid hour of turgid, pointless musical drivel on Ceefax or Nightscreen would net you a cool couple of grand in royalties. Multiply up over the week and that could be ?10,000. A week. How do you like them apples?
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I drank a bottle of Esraknaw the other day - the new Hungarian spring water. Anyone tried that?
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Yeah.. and try spelling 'water' backwards too while you're at it. Ha!
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That piece of CGI tedium?! Do me a favour. I wouldn't even waste my Lego on trying to meticulously recreate that one.
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Twiki was strictly for the plonkers. Real men prefer a real robot. A man's robot.
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BiddiBiddiBiddi
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You know - Swoonboat. The opposite of a Beercock.
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Given the choice between a sun-kissed dark-haired swoonboat, sipping a coffee whilst resting against his Lambretta and blowing you a kiss.. and someone covered in Dulux with slightly cross eyes and a dribbly chin making groping gestures.. I know what I think most girls would plump for.
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The click-through link is great.. ha ha And the day Chener repaint their sign will be a sad day indeed.
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Jeremy Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > OK. It was a joke. Just taking the piss. That's > all. wuss
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What's with the asterisks, *Tee*? No-one's impressed, you know.
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No, Brendan. If drugs were legal, it would surely just encourage everyone to try them. Best stick with the current situation where only nearly everyone tries them.
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Ah yes. Clearly the Ad company in question correctly figured-out that the British public might feel more sympathy for, like, a likkle doggie than they might for like, a load of Central Americans.
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You've still got your memories, Keef. At least before the Alzheimers kicks in. But then you've only got yourself to blame for that.
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???? Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I remember when this was a fun thread :'( > > *winds bob up* (scans thread).. when was that then?
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Can somebody turn the key in my back, please? I haven't quite finished.