*Bob*

daizie Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Bob he still has two eyes so he couldnt have met > your other half, I wonder if she knows you fancy > me . You're repeating your old self now, Felicity. Disappointing.

Mrs *Bob* has a good approach. When in a shop, cafe pub or restaurant in dulwich and there's someone tripping children up, she pokes them in the eye with a tent peg - until it bleeds. :))

The Ranter = Domitianus

Or a 'Ted Mex', perhaps.

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A puzzling sentence with a hyperlink in.

Welcome! Cup of tea? Choccie Biccie? Let's have a chat.. LOOK JUST F&*^ OFF WHY DON'T YOU EH Welcome! Cup of tea? Choccie Biccie? Let's have a chat.. LOOK JUST F&*^ OFF WHY DON'T YOU EH Welcome! Cup of tea? Choccie Biccie? Let's have a chat.. LOOK JUST F&*^ OFF WHY DON'T YOU EH

Mikecg?

And children - quite literally - running RIOT wherever you look. Nasty little middle class ones with their plummy accents, micro-scooters and shiny golden locks. Save me! Save me!

That's true. He doesn't post on here though.. unless.. haaaang ooooon...

We have a winner!

It ought to be.

I'll start. Saw the game last night. Did I....? Yes!:))It was 2-1, which reminded me of the summer I spent 'up in the park' >>>> and don't tell me you didn't!In my experience, anyway. But it's still a good idea-- even if my Dad never really drank teaB) which isn't to say I didn't deserve it..... alls well that ends 'well'..... agreed? Thing is, when I'm 'on' the 264, ALRIGHT! I put a call then down thru the blackwall 'chunnel' then up up and away.. nuff said. Never used to like that. .........PS.. Spread the word, M8. :))

So - to recap - the essence of this thoroughly enlightening thread is: I don't like badly behaved children. Dur. However, if you think East Dulwich is full of badly behaved children, then you're either an idiot, or you don't actually know what badly behaved children are. Either that, or you have two definitions for badly behaved children, based on the social and economic means of their parents. In which case, you're in idiot.

I think it would be a good idea if squirrels were shaved from birth and Keith Chegwin was made to sit in a bath of sick on Tower Hill between the months of March and November. Methinks.

I don't like people who's lips are too thin. Can we have them moved-on? Or people with really bulbous red lips - like the joker. I mean JESUS sometimes walking round here you'd think this place ought to be called Thin-Lipped Red Bulbous Valley.

'Ties off' is to keep out the real riff-raff: besuited office monkeys on the lash from 5pm on Friday.

Shakesbeer

Here's an offer: if someone would be kind enough to construct a ?750m marvel of engineering situated in one of the world's top cities, served by it's own brand new transport system and hand it over to me - for free - I'll do my level best to turn in some kind of profit.

Sherwick Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > As I said above, it's already made more than the > ?750 million it cost back in tax revenue and will > continue making tax revenue for us. Who's this 'us' you speak of? Unless it makes revenue for 'us' in the same way that, say, BT does? (ie it doesn't)

SeanMacGabhann Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Was the construction paid for by the tax payer? I > thought it was paid for by lottery funds and misc > other. Taxpayer / Lottery = same thing

Hurrah for the Dome! Of course it was built for 750 million quid (paid for by the taxpayer) and then sold on for half a 'p' to anyone who would have it - before this magical success story could begin.

How about not sueing the NHS and giving money to a cancer charity?

Well I suppose I'd sue the NHS for every penny and get a nice new car, a holiday, an enormous widescreen tv and maybe some new clothes out of it. Job done.