*Bob*

Maybe it was 'theirs'

And there's more..

It would have been a moment - but the circumstances in which a well-known serial pranker might be allowed to drop from a wire, half naked, onto the unsuspecting head of a major-selling artist - on a live television programme produced by a corporate media giant like MTV.. well, those circumstances simply don't exist. Therefore, as a hokey, staged event, with feigned shock on faces all around, it's just a bit shite.

PinkyB Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Or just move to France, maybe. 'Secret Story', the French version of the BB format, starts in a few weeks.

Very few marks at all for this staged, rehearsed set-piece - carried out with full agreement of all concerned (and their agents, lawyers, insurance companies etc etc)

If you want to make 'The Press', you've got to do better than that, David

I imagine Diversity - (they missed a trick there.. should have gone for Divercity.. *does streetwise hand motioning*) - backstage after the big win, sloping off to the toilets one by one to calculate how the prize money divvies-up.. wishing they had a few fewer members. Does Ashley(20) get the same as Mitchell (12)? Doesn't seem right. "Yeah but no but.."

I can't watch BGT (Amanda Holden and Penis Morgan make me too queasy) but I did catch some of the final). Taken as a whole, completely dreadful. The usual nauseating Silvia Young-fodder all present and correct, naturally. Great to see borderline obesity in the younger generation is still as hilarious as ever. The old man / young girl act managed to pull-off being both saccharine and creepy at the same time. My favourite was the guy in the beenie hat playing sax - completely ridiculous. And congratulations to the winners: they must be praying for 3-2-1 to make a comeback.

The West Dulwich Forum is in for a shock, I can tell you.

Hear that, Moos? Who's the moron now, eh?

Second favourite? I'd have to say a particular light green from the 'Farrow & Balls' range. I think it's called 'Asparagus Wee 4'. We painted our yoga room with it. Very tranquil.

Second favourite? I'd have to say a particular light green from the 'Farrow & Balls' range. I think it's called 'Asparagus Wee 4'. We painted our yoga room with it. Very tranquil.

Out with it.

Out with it.

Mine's orange! :)

Mine's orange! :)

Day trippers from Nunhead, most likely.

Louisa Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Let us all hope that people abstain from voting > next time around, It's a lovely idea. Unfortunately Cameron will get in. Because the electorate are indeed mostly eejits who dance the the tune of whatever rag they read on the way to work.

Esther Rantzen?

Let's say you're on for the pink, but you clean miss it - that's a six point foul right there. You've given six away. I'm sure the brown plays a part, but assuming you're potting the pink in sequence after all the reds are down, then the brown must already have gone down, so that doesn't quite work. Maybe someone with a better knowledge of snooker can work it out for us? As I say, I'm not much of a snooker man. Hard anal sex is more my thing.

Are you absolutely sure they weren't prostitutes, Brendan?

RosieH Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > What is this giving six away of which you speak? I'm no expert, but I think it's something to do with snooker.

Not to be confused with giving six away

68. As in.. "I'll owe you one"

Don't bet on it.. I've seen his cardigan