*Bob*

mockney piers Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- some of us paid attention at > Keele you know. Keele's good for that.. not too many distractions.

Fortunately I don't even need to visit the public bogs. I can snake mine in under the door and up to a urinal from where I'm sitting at the bar.

brum Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I'm amazed just how many blokes don't wash hands > after a visit to a public loo. Not a nice thought > I know Maybe they keep their knobs clean, and manage not to piss on their hands.

Were there any fecal slides down the side of the bowl or was it a clean drop?

Flags. Who give a toss, to be honest. Burn them all, I say.

The Tombliboos wee 'Jimmy' Krankee Gonch Gardener Baba Papa The cast from 'Duty Free' Captain Birdseye Top Cat The Freak (if not available - Vinegar Tits would do)

woofmarkthedog Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I remember being in Pacha & there were trannies on > stilts wearing flares & caftans whilst completely > out of their trees on whatever. Yep, they're still there.

Yeah, did you ever go to Mooncloud? I used to go there with little Jimmy Simmons and the Kebble sisters - remember them? Crazy! We'd start off there and then go to Wadded at sunrise, just mashed off our melons! And those Tijanan parties where The Biscuit Crew always played last - seventeen hour set.. Magic.

You should start-out in life being naive and trusting and then slowly but surely, through a series of incidents which might be called 'life experience', you'll hopefully end-up with a healthy degree of cynicism. Otherwise I'm afraid you're destined to forever be doling-out ?29.50 'for a taxi fare to see a sick relative' to an implausably wild-haired woman who gets you out of bed at 4am. Worse still, you could end-up on Watchdog, having shelled-out ?10k to have a 'special kind of chimney pot' fitted on top of your caravan - by a company who doesn't exist.

Can't say I ever go there.

Well it's certainly a place anyway.

I think I mean.. it's a nice place to visit.

Good old Nunhead. It's a nice place to visit but I wouldn't want to live there.

Yes.. beware Moos. One minute she's helpfully digging around for a useful old thread, the next minute she's following you back from the pub, rendering you unconscious with a chloroformed hanky, chopping you up into tiny pieces and selling you as 'bush meat' out of the back of the Sparkes van.

Posted by: adoodledo Today, 10:49AM I have found this penalty charge letter on Lordship lane about half an hour ago. I have put in the post box.

I've got it now. That's him alright.

Who is this 'blah'? The posting style seems familiar.. I just can't quite place it.. Hmmm

Don't be so ridiculous.. I've only just had two.

The sheepshank is a knot for pussies anyway. It aint even, like, a real knot or nuffin.

Peckhamgatecrasher Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Not very comprehensive though *Bob*, it doesn't > have a sheepshank. I think you're just looking in the 'boating' section.. any knot lover will tell you that the sheepshank is a 'scouting' knot, and so you should be looking here.

I'm a big fan of 'Animated Knots' and I'm sure I'm knot alone. You can start out with something relatively straightforward like a cleat hitch and work your way up to one of the big boys, like the blood knot.

Yes, sorry, Plimsoul. The Palmerston has a full range of high chairs, sudocream on tap, a softplay area and the management offers free breastfeeding tips. Any better?

There's not much the Palmerston can say, other than what Will's said - which is fair enough. There's certainly nothing to be gained by him getting dragged into tittle-tattle by a load of people who've probably never even been in the Palmerston and are simply registering on here to support a virtual friend.

FoodStories Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- I am now almost certain you > are a troll and I would suggest the moderator look > into this possibility. Sure.. Ask them to check out the other 4100 posts as well.. just in case.

I think you should declare your interest. I note three posters on this thread: schmoofaloof, cheeseandbiscuits, and (earlier) theboydonefood, all of you linked to Foodstories via blogdom. I think if you're going to take someone's side over a restaurant review, you should at least say you're all pals.