*Bob*

RichTea Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > mattindulwich18 Wrote: > > ...a mother breastfeeding her baby. > Can you please explain to me how this has any > effect on you? I think it's like gay men kissing - disgusting! Right, Matt?

Anna, if you're not sporting uberskinny jeans, asymmetrical hair and a bone through the nose you might as well just not exist. Look out for bon3yard next time you're out - easy enough to spot.

Domitianus Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Children in France, Italy, Greece etc simply are > not allowed to carry on in the manner typical of > these ED children. If children in ED behaved in > the manner of our continental neighbours and their > parents took responsibility for them in the same > manner I am sure no-one would have any of the > concerns mentioned here. This is the biggest dollop of grade-A prime made-up horseshit I've heard on here for some time. Nice one!

RichTea Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > This is the kind of thread you would never see in > France, Spain, Italy or Greece. Kids are as much > a part of life as having a drink with your mates. > I am glad to have found this forum though, as > replying to idiotic posts can be great fun. A fine posting. in the matter of How You Think Others Treat You - be they evil mothers with prams or otherwise - anyone who seems to think they're being treated badly by others perhaps ought to examine their own behaviour first. You generally tend to get what you deserve.

Christ almighty, if anyone seriously thinks children in Dulwich are badly behaved (above and beyond any laughable 'banging of cutlery' b*llocks) they must be seriously off their rocker.

Sorry Spangles: you've got the wrong end of my stick entirely. Matt: I think you're getting mixed-up between getting irritated by a baby in a pub with foolishly having a go at families everywhere just for walking down the street. Jocelyn: Matt is gay, i believe. My point is that moving to Dulwich and complaining about there being too many prams is akin to moving to Vauxhall and complaining about there being too many gay men.

No-one minds seeing Mums with prams when they're tired, haggard, poor and downtrodden. It's only when they're more well-off, generally sorted and have time to enjoy themselves that they become annoying. Matt - you could try Vauxhall, but I hear it's hard for Mums with prams to have a civilised drink what with all the gay men taking over.

It's all the bloody leaves that really get me. I mean, when I moved here, it was pretty leafy already. But now it seems like there are more trees than ever and the leaves are just everywhere. There's nowhere to have proper drink or anything anymore.

I did have a look inside when it opened, but nothing fits me. The stock seems squarely (roundly?) targeted at those bearing a middle-aged spread.

It was (as someone said earlier) more of a trinket market than anything else. Homemade jewellery, hemp bags and fudge are all very well, but what the people really want is a coconut shy, guess the weight of the pumpkin, crockery smashing, the stocks (Foxtons staff, obviously) and a tombola.

TJ Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > lynch mob? Black and Blue

SimonM Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > > Kudos to the EDT for allowing 8 million people > access to their toilets...:)) Yeah... it's a real pain when pubs make a point of pasting-up 'customers only' signs when there's an event nearly with limited bog facilities. Though I expect being able to flog their booze on the green was something of a sweetener.

???? Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- 'tories' and we > come up with rhetoric and dogma like its the > miners strike and Brixton riots.....Labour has had > its chance I agree is serves no purpose to bring these things up (other than that it's still a useful stick to beat them (the Tories) with. There are still many voters who will never forget or forgive for one reason or another and vote that way. The problem I have is that (speaking for myself, and excluding for a moment what we know now) in 1997, there was a genuine feeling that not only were the Conservatives politically and morally bankrupt, but that the alternative was genuinely bright and promising, and the electorate voted for it in droves. I have no such feeling with 'New Conservatism'.. the election will be a close call. It's all about whether Labour have blown it as opposed to The Conservatives winning it. It's a bit depressing.

I can't believe the Telegraph has stooped so low! I long for the good old days when you could expect quality serialisations of important publications written by the likes of Diana, Fayed, Trevor Thing-Jones, Fayed, Diana.. Diana.. er..

Heartless, Ted. Heartless and cruel.

Too late, Ted. I saw it.

Enjoyed QT last night. Nice to see that BJ's election as major has suddenly elevated his sister to tellyworthy status - though you could hardly say she rose to the occasion. I was most impressed by James Purnell. To be a member of the Labour government right now and make it though Question Time without getting a single heckling takes some doing. Admittedly no claps either.. but you can't expect miracles, can you?

wee quinnie Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Look at what he made me for my birthday. He also > did the flower arrangement. Creep.

She's fine as long as you can't see her mouth moving.

TODAY... Their Stella on the Northern Line TOMORROW... Your Chablis in Dulwich Park

Sometimes that's a necessity too, C-Ed. Being no oil painting myself, I'm sure Mrs *Bob* will vouch for that.

Well said, Looch. You're wrong about Vanessa though. Don't diss the Feltz.

I'm sorry, Brendan. I'm afraid you're simply not grown-up enough to decide whether to have a bottle of beer on the bus or not. The danger of you intimidating other passengers is simply too great a risk.

Only on certain routes, between 6pm and 7pm. 'Happy Hour'

I see myself more in the wind section, Ted. I voted for Ken but I'm happy to see what Boris does (perhaps with a modicum of pisstaking).. he did win, after all. I think the no booze thing is rubbish, though. Not because I demand booze on a tube, but because it's a rubbish idea which will be ignored and unenforced. 95% of people who drink on public transport are at the start of their evening and are generally in a good mood. The other 5% won't give a toss anyway.