*Bob*

drone drone drone drone drone

I wish the fellow well with his work, but seriously - if I have to hear once more about him cheerfully unblocking a sink etc etc I might have to smash my own teeth in with a hammer..

aha - but of course League of Gentlemen type thing, perhaps?

I assumed it was meant to be 'WR' - as in the butcher. Perhaps the OP got confused with the popular imprint of ecstasy tablets.

It was just a throwaway comment! The Clock House has long been noted for its shite food - it just seemed worth mentioning. Since we're on the subject (if you're listening, Clock Housers), there was a little less beef than I would have liked and it was expensive. But rather that than, say, ?9.50 somewhere else for a crap plate of food with a generous pile of rubbery beef. On the subject of 'boozers', they have their place and (of course) I like/have liked them as much as everyone else does/did - but they just can't operate successfully everywhere these days. That's all there is to it.

A friend of mine was also abducted by aliens. They released him - unconscious - in a tube carriage at West Ruislip. They also stole his bag and the glasses off his face. For testing, I expect.

I remember when ALL the pubs in East Dulwich were full of goats and everyone was happy. Now it's just people eating roast dinners FFS.

'my respectable home' lol

Thanks to the BBC's (most recent) excellent advertisement for high quality narcotics - bought on the dark web and delivered direct to your home - we're another welcome step away from exchanges through car windows on a side street.

They spend the rest of their lives yearning for outdated establishments which failed because they ceased to have a viable demographic 15+ years ago. And pissing on the floor.

Jah Lush Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > See, that's just what gets my goat about the more > recent pub goer in East Dulwich these days. They > base their review of a pub on how good the fecking > roast is. It was a footnote, not a review. What else can I tell you about the place? Ooh, let's see - it was actually full of people - instead of being a cavernous empty room with eight drunks propping up the bar and bogs that stink of piss.

Good lord, that is outrageous. Rest assured this is NOT the norm. 95% of drug deals are far less blatant than this - and most local people will get their gear without you ever having to witness a thing.

Otta Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > In the recent Tulisa case, the cocaine involved > was 37% pure. God knows what the other 63% is. 37% is pretty decent. Unless you had some pretty special contacts 'back in the day'?

Unless I've been abducted by aliens and brainwashed - we stepped into the Clockhouse this weekend (first time in several years) - and had a damned decent roast beef sunday lunch. I post mostly out of sheer shock.

Subject: Revised new - M&S planning application to replace Iceland.. Posted by onthemove123 08 October, 2013 12:52 "I think it's a wonderful idea - it will add a bit of class to the area and hardly anybody goes into Iceland" Do tell us more about these Claphamite, snotty middle-class idiot Londoners who are more concerned about what they need and want.. I'm all ears.

I'd go with troll if I were you. The only remaining alternative is "a twat".

I can't get my head around it. It's all just too gosh-darned clever.

House Prices thread suddenly gets interesting http://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/forum/read.php?5,1356450,page=2

Property news Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > because you expect your agent to inform you of all > offers for your property. Dream on

Property news Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > It's not by any means a false statement. I would > suggest you investigating it further if you are > ever to use KFH as an agent to sell your property. > I certainly will no longer be using them. How does this alleged boss-shagging affect a potential customer? Who gives a sh1t ffs? You clearly have a personal axe to grind.

StraferJack Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > would love to know which office that "property > news" was sent from I suspect this one is an 'inside job'

Both scan fine, I think. Thunderbolt has a more onomatopoeic sound to it, especially with the pounding toms. However, should Fred have gone with clap, this could easily have been addressed with a nod from another complimentary percussive element.

True, should have been thunderclap. You messed up there, Freddie.

Will the church be offering popcorn and maltesers? Or are they sticking to clapping and that slightly out-of-time drumming?

Let us hope they have permission from the billpayer. Mediocrity beckons. All the best.