*Bob*

Otta / Louisa A small moment of greatness there.

vibros / vibroes ? ? ?

'Elite' and 'Precariat' certainly sound like the most fun categories to be in.

I expect there was a study done - and it was thought at the time that such a colour would be the equivalent of 'cool wet grass' for the inmates. Of course, today it would be Elephants Breath.

Can't you just get it from the same place as you get your dildos*, Lou? Dildos, Dildoes, Dildi.. one for the language buffs?

It's a shit test. Results are predetermined by money - income, savings and property value - even if you only know a cleaner, play video games and do Facebook.

Why not just put one of these into the fireplace and have done with it? http://www-4.plumbworld.co.uk/single-panel-single-convector-600mm-00022949M.jpg

It depends what you want / need it for. Additional heating for occasional cosy nights in with Ant & Dec and a box of Guylian - the romance of an open fire might be the one for you. Not a legal romance though: you're meant to use smokeless fuel on an open fire, which is about as romantic as a Pot Noodle. That said, one sniff of local air on an autumn night will tell you that many are in flagrant (boom! boom!) breach of the law. Anything else in terms of practicality, heat etc = stove. They still look nice.. especially if you find the right moulding / surround.

I can't read the word 'Cyan' without thinking of a ZX Spectrum. It's a Pavlovian response.

Two year warranty sounds like a good plan if your of a nervous disposition (and the warranty is up to scratch). Towers have always been bulletproof for me (20 years of them, all sold-on without any sort of failure), but I have a friend who got a MacBook lemon and wished he had more than a year. Haven't bothered with any more than a one year warranty on Mac Lappies myself - but then mine haven't left a desk that often! Two years gets you through any danger period with piece of mind..

polla2256 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Why buy a mac in the dirst place ? Die not, if you dant one?

From the team that brought you 'retards', 'mongs' and 'disabled kids' - comes this cracking new effort. Stay tuned.. Watch this space.. Etc

Has anyine seen 'Avon Calling' (cert. 18)? I'll never look at a pot of rouge in the same way again.. Shudder..

Vicanna Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Looks like I've got under *Bob*'s skin. Disabled > kid(s)? Oops.. You've overcooked it (again). And so soon too! Pity.

Couch potato? Not my style. There's a dilapidated red telephone box at the bottom of Upland Road with two panes of glass fallen out and a faint whiff of stale urine. Assuming the wife's washed my camo utility trousers and I can find my Argos headtorch - it's game on.

It's 'UrbEx', actually. Now please excuse me, I have to go and WashUp.

"You only have to look on google to find..." lol

There's a hole up on one tree hill you could try. It's only neck-deep but but I reckon you could fit two or three in it. Quite the rush.

Lou always asks to see their nails first. No washee, no gropee.

Have you tried the Sainsburys car park in Sydenham? It's not trespassing as such, but if you stay longer than two hours it's definitely an infringement. Go after midnight, if you can. You can take it in turns punching the ticket machine and howling at the moon.

You're welcome to join our group, the SuperCrazyGang - if you like. We do it all: hide in wheeliebins; see how long we can hold our breath - the lot. It's all about the buzz. We're BLOODY MAD, us.

If you can actually refer to yourself as 'An UrbExer' with a straight face, then I'm impressed. Personally I'd feel like a bit of a dick.

El Pibe Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Sporting metaphors are lazy metaphors I have to confess that I did enjoy Boris's line after Eddie Mair asked him if he'd like to be prime minister: "If that ball came loose from the back of the scrum.."

oh piss off

I guess unimaginative recycled management cliche speak is your bag. When he said 'getting on the pitch' it didn't convey thoughts of teamwork, motivation, rules and discipline to me. I just though he sounded like a bit of a dick and I wanted to throw a spoon at the television.