*Bob*

Ah.. the unmistakeable hollow parp of an anus - shortly before being silenced by the insertion of a Greek measuring stick.

guilty

I wouldn't take the piss. I'm all for it. It really was what I thought the thread would be about though.

'The muppets in Peckham' - I thought you were talking about this kind of thing http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/About/General/2011/1/21/1295616718538/A-Hipster-on-the-streets--006.jpg

MrBen Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > http://www.amazon.co.uk/Perfect-Essential-Recipes- > Every-Repertoire/dp/1905490836 That's a good book, that one. She also makes a point of omitting steps in recipes that add extra levels of complexity when deemed to be for minimal gain. 'Big Up' the moussaka recipe, for example.

So, just to be clear Hugs, what you're saying is 'oh yeah, I was wrong, sorry about that', whilst weaselling-out of actual words like 'wrong'.

Alas Hugenot's recipe for Humble Pie is likely to remain a closely-guarded secret.

No room for cannons though. We can at least agree on that.

Huguenot Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > No, it doesn't mean a set of standard works, it > means a measuring stick, a comparative. Canon > cannot be used as a replacement for 'portfolio'. > > Unless you don't know what it means. Unless of course it's a musical canon, one definition means 'exactly' a set of existing great works which form a standard repertoire. So culinary canon. And b0llocks.

johnie Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I would also recommend Forest Hill Supermarket, > and there is some breaking news. The BIG breaking news is loose beansprouts.

Deputy PM is only a novelty appointment really. See John Prescott.

I suspect at least 97% of every conceivable recipe, barring superficial changes here and here, are already contained within the canon of cookbooks most people own. I'm the same.. 800 recipes for baking fish already on the shelf but I still scamper to the cooker like a giddy teenager when another recipe for baking fish drops out of Take-A-Break.

Recipes are a bit like porn. You've already got fifty-three copies of Razzle but keep telling yourself copy fifty-four will be a game-changer.

There were four people in hi-vis vests standing around a hole smoking roll-ups the other day, so I guess completion can't be far off. Was there ever any doubt that these 'temporary' lights would ever become anything less than permanent? I think not.

I am quite fond of my surform rasp - a low-level entry into the sub-?2 category. http://www.diseno-art.com/images_3/surform_rasp.jpg

No - I prefer to imprison them in the basement.

I got me one of these. Shrubs and small trees quake with fear. http://www.protectedmail.co.uk/image/cache/data/product/main/image01_7_37-500x500.jpg

Bloody people doing a good job with happy customers trying to rake-up a bit more extra business in difficult times. Makes you sick.

It's not Colin's fault if you can't be arsed to read what he's written properly before flying into a rage. "we have just been voted the most loved business in category" Go to the website. Select 'most loved business by category' Go to P. That'll be a P for 'pest contol'. And there they are.

eh voila

Which one? The big one or the little one?

Is 'The New ED' shorthand for 'where can I make a another killing on rising property prices'? It usually is. ? aside, CP was the most interesting alternative option several years ago and I think it probably still is now. Agree with John K though. Calling it 'The Triangle' may sound cuddly enough but the traffic cage that surrounds and divides most the bits you want to get to is oppressive and is unlikely to be pedestrianised on the weekend anytime soon. Some great piles in Sydenham though.

Must we? Must we really? There's really no need. Not this time.

maritap Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > .....BOB....can I point out that not all Jehovah > Witness are BLACK. You certainly can. Of course, not all J-Wits call on a Saturday morning either. And not all travel in numbers (like Tusken Raiders). However, if these three things are in evidence all at the same time it adds-up to an indisputable reason not to get as far as opening the door.

Yeah - or, you know - tell them you're a DEVIL WORSHIPPER ha haaaa hahaha!!!!! Waaaanderfaaallll. Take THAT, J-Wit. Egg on YOUR face - straight back atcha - back o' the net - BOSH. Strangely, 'no thanks, not interested' also has the same effect. Crazy, but true.