flapjackdavey

Peckhamgatecrasher Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I saw Linda Barker the other morning on her way to > the gym. I know she's not a rare sighting, but she > had nary a scrap of makeup and looked beautiful. I > hate her. probably wouldnt recognise her if she trod on my big toe outside Franklins or anywhere else

john lennnon ?

rather good innit ?

what are yours folks ? any favourite one-liners ? here's one to get us all into the swing of things , come along now , don't shilly-shally . "If I had all the money I'd spent on drink , I'd spend it on drink ! " - Viv Stanshall ( RIP )

taper Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > > David Bowie often cited among this unhappy group, > but less than these two in my view. At least he > tries. And his 80s stuff was pretty good. his 80s stuff was complete crud after Lets Dance ....imo

Dave Evans - the words in between (tu)

did you know , there is no proper name for the back of the knees ?

She's still a mystery to me - the lovin spoonful

sweet little mystery - john martyn

Sue Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Bit boring, isn't it. > > Sorry artist. yeah .. I mean , is that it ?? (td) Woah. > > Every year the council spends money removing > > graffiti from this wall. graffiti would probably look a lot better IMO , sorry.

quango

can some one go and get me a kebab ?

steveo Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > has let us down aye brother aye ;-)

Cow Town - They Might Be Giants

yeah he was dribbling on the window . lol

Keef Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Oh Great. They'll probably tear out all the > beautiful wood work as well as the soul from the > place. and the Mona Lisa , whats going to happen to that ? I really liked all the woodwork in the Wishing Well but it had gone right downhill last time I went in . Another Bishop ?? bleeeeeurrrgh .:'(

this town aint big enough for the both of us - sparks

weather with you - crowdwd house Edited to say: Blow your socks off? We don't all worship Paul McC, FlapJackDavey alan partridge innit !

pie factory paper round farm hand spud picker oddly though i have fond memories of them all , though it was more than likely shit .

I once saw him salivating outside the Cheeseblock .

Stormy Monday Blues - Chris Farlowe ( Little Joe Cook )

here ! Have a listen to this . it'll blow your socks off ! Aha !

david_carnell Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Islam4UK have a habit of announcing impressively > antagonistic events which don't come off. I > suspect they sort of mean them to come off,but > their organisational skills are very poor. They > recently announced a major conference of the role > of Islam (or some such) and put stickers up all > over London, but the event didn't happen because > they couldn't attract suitable speakers,and hadn't > thought of arranging that first. They in turn are > followers of Bakri Mohammed, who once famously > arranged a stunt in which verses of the Koran were > put in envelopes, tied to balloons, and released > in Trafalgar Square. The trouble was, at no-one > point in all the > putting-of-verses-into-envelopes-and-tying-them-to > -balloons procedure did anyone in his group take > note of the fact the resultant unit was heavier > than air, so when they hundreds of balloons were > released they just stayed on the ground. > > Choudary, on the other hand, is full of hot wind. piss up .... brewery ?

Band On The Run - Wings

Beautiful love - julian cope a little song about a dolphin ... bless his cotton socks