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chichi Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > seems there are piss takers on here as well, and > yes i have sold what i advertised, just people on > here want things for nothing, and it was not junk > i was selling.and yes i got more than i was asking > for.still it kept the thread alive at ur exspence > sad people of dulwich. I should blimming well hope not young lady. We had quite enough of that sort of thing when the late Johnny Thunders used to come on here. Heartbreaking it was.

chichi Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > seems there are piss takers on here as well, and > yes i have sold what i advertised, just people on > here want things for nothing, and it was not junk > i was selling.and yes i got more than i was asking > for.still it kept the thread alive at ur exspence > sad people of dulwich. Only our money, provided our chicks are free of course.

Doctor.

I'm with you on CDs, of course I know The Small Faces and am aware of the schmuckish nature of PJ & Duncan. After that you lose me, I'm afraid. Never mind though.

King David - The Fields Of The Nephilim

JohnL Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- It's not usually in > my demographic. I haven''t had a fight since I > moved here. Then you need to try a little harder John. Take a stroll around the Goose Green end of Lordship Lane of a Saturday afternoon and pass a few disparaging remarks about the proliferation of babies, them generally being too noisy and specifically the buggies getting in your way. Them mothers will f*ck your sh!t up sooner'n you can say 'I'm from Swansea, me'. You'll know you've been in a fight, believe me I've seen what those Cafe Nerro lids can do. It hardly ever happens though. Hardly ever. Just be judicious about eye contact with mothers. Especially them evil mothers. Anyway JOhnL welcome to the EDF and good to have you on board.

Groucho Marx to Margaret Dumont - 'I'll give you pearls, clothes, that's if Pearl's clothes fit a horse like you' As funny, less funny or funnier than the OP? What are the odds?

Tinned goods without a ring-pull, meaning I have to employ my terrible old butterly can opener. Mushy peas from anywhere would appear to be the biggest offenders. Christ, I don't ask for much. Would a ring-pull bloody kill you?

David Watts - The Jam

RosieH I've only seen Glee once for 15 minutes. I don't care about none of them things you said about neither no more, but I reckon I know who Sue Sylvester is. The stern slinky tracksuit one, right? If I may, after you with the lips and tongue. I say this in a non-pervy kind of fashion. At least no pervier than your good self.

steveo Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > In Colchester 30 years ago, you'd get the shit > kicked out of you for crimes like wearing > sunglasses. Proper violence; stupid and dumb. > That's why I moved to London where at least there > seems to be a motive now and again. I repeat. What?

Dulwich Multitrade Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Sunday afternoon VW Golf was seen driving down > Lordship lane with 2 flat tyres and the front > bonnet open, first thought crazy driver and very > dangerous, looking to be stop by the Police. 5 > minutes before that he attempted to kill a cyclist > by ramming his car at him just past the Library , > that?s why his bonnet was sticking up he didn?t > want to stop whilst making his getaway, apparently > the Police was looking for him for another > incident the previous day. The cyclist threw > himself over a parked car to avoid been run over, > he was bruise and very shaken. Cyclist gets kill > all over the country some by accident and others > ROAD RAGE. What?

njc97 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Brendan - you've got it the wrong way around. Most > people in Manchester think Germany is an area in > North Yorkshire. > (And my tuppence - you can't compare Corrie to > Neighbours or Eastenders. It's far too well > written. Evil ex-teacher John drops bits of > Chaucer into his dialogue, where do you get that > in 'enders?) Why madam, 'tis seeming queer you see fit to mention the unmentionable. But I salute your stout good heart for so doing. Your servant ma'am.

R&A Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > "I think it's OK to mention these things, the > implication by R&A that these weren't violent > crimes is daft, or is it just me? > The criminals were not requesting the possesions > of the people in question, there was an implicit, > if not overt threat of violence, which makes it a > violent crime by my reckoning." > > yes i think you're right i.e there is a threat of > violence. > So therefore that is really intent > > However, I guess i was responding to the post > 'people may get scared moving to ED' and saying > that 'no, they wont if they hear about a few bag > snatchings...' i think that's what i was getting > at. > I think there's a scale of crime and when it > involves a weapon, then that is serious. Whereas I > personally wouldn't hold a bag snatcher as overly > serious. I doubt that anyone would give ED a swerve on the basis of a couple of muggings. Bur muggings they were. I think any robbery is serious for the victim, a little empathy please. And what ranks highest on your crime scale? A punch or punches can potentially cause as much damage as a baseball bat, a knife can be more deadly than a gun. A snatched bag can have an appalling effect on a senior citizen, it can rob them of more than possessions, their self-confidence and independence can be taken as well. Next you'll be telling us domestic burglary is nothing more than a crime against property. Pah!

eater81 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > The truth hurts some people, esp those who > doggedly hold on to the fantasy that paying 300k > for a 2 bed flat in a street / area of town in > which muggings are a real danger was a good idea. > > Where in the UK is not a cess pit? Probably most > places that aren't in London to be honest, Hull > and Liverpool the exception. Ah, perhaps Eater81 wasn't being satirical after all. After due consideration, I think perhaps I'll get my coat. But the OP's point and warning still is a good one.

SimonM Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > The new dishwasher is the dog's bollocks! Plainly both unhygienic and what's more needlessly cruel. Expect a visit from the RSPCA and the Health & Safety Executive in the near future. I won't dob you in to the Animal Liberation Front for the moment, Christ no one deserves that.

Wowie Zowie It's David Bowie - The David Jones's

Wasn't eater81 being satirical, albeit applying the satire in much the same plentiful and heavy-handed fashion as a brickie applies his muck to a run of bricks? I think it's OK to mention these things, the implication by R&A that these weren't violent crimes is daft, or is it just me? The criminals were not requesting the possesions of the people in question, there was an implicit, if not overt threat of violence, which makes it a violent crime by my reckoning. Both victims female. Cowards selecting soft targets. Katcincoop, thanks for the post.

Kingy Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > This might work ... might not ... Ian Hunter on > bass - Miller Anderson on guitar Thanks for that Kingy, much appreciated. A prince among men is what you are.

I don't know Narnia, I did some sink washing (hah! Simon) earlier today and the rain forests only crossed my thoughts, while gazing at the wall (and believe me the thoughts weren't up to much anyway) once. Briefly, if not momentarily. I'm not going to say I shrugged and thought 'f*ck 'em', but I did go back a bit sharpish to considering which episode of series 7 of Curb Your Enthusiam I was going to re-watch when I was finished. Maybe if I had a dishwasher I wouldn't be as shallow as sink water and might spend more time concerning myself with the rainforest rather than the travails of Larry David. I'm going to give this some thought.

High Wide And Handsome - The Dukes Of Embury

Kingy Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Well Ian Hunter (Mott the Hoople etc) Ian Paice & > Jon Lord (Deep Purple) and Gary Moore (Thin Lizzy > etc) have all been to one or more of the Miller > Anderson gigs we've been hosting at Dr King's > Jailhouse, at the mag, over the past year or so > (he's playing again on 28th May by the way) Just spotted this and utterly pissed off I never thought to turn up. Ian was playing at the Barbican on June 1st so I should had a bit more cop on about me and attended. Still the Barbican show was quite possibly his best in recent years, so, oh well. #I rememnber all the good times, me and Miller enjoyed, up and down the M1 in some luminous yo-yo toy...# All American Alien Boy - ian Hunter.

Calling it 'corrie'? I haven't watched it for a long time, too many overated youths in it for my taste, but I wouldn't disparage it with that abreviant. Think on.

Whole Wide World - Wreckless Eric