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Give Me Back Me Brain - Duffo

Sugar Me - Lynsey De Paulle

When you start to have a bit of a 'man-crush' on Brendan.

Ballcock

Brendan Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Unfortunately that?s only funny if you?re South > African. Not nicissirily, Brin, I fill about larfing, pil. Funniest thing I seen since Eugene Terre-Blanche tried to tell off Nick Broomfield that time. Norly pessed myself I did.

Brendan Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > That blerry school that finished you has finished > you klaar. Falling about on my big fat Irish bottom, laughing like I'm never going to stop.

Brendan Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Marmora Man Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > What the fuckis going on there and what is this > > government going to do about it ?ey? > > > > I rather like the idea that this government > > doesn't think it has to something about > > everything. Less micro management - more > > responsibility. A good thing. > > Yeah I know. By this point I had pretty much > lapsed into taking the piss out of myself and my > grousing. Hyuck, snark, snuffle. Brendan said he was taking the piss out of h!mself. Into his pretty lap at that. Still at least he brought a game bird with him. Fair play, says I.

Mick Mac Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Bergen Burger

Just half-watched it for the first and last time. Is this what I pay my licence fee for? Well obviously not entirely, but sufficient to keep this apparent tripe on my colour television. Don't know who the actor who played Lynley was and I attach no blame to him personally. But Lynley came across as an ineffectual, prissy-arsed tosser, whose 'personal problems' came across as being as serious as just missing a bus and having to wait two minutes for the next one. It's the new coalition government's fault I reckon, but the Tories are more to blame. Obviously.

Bigger?

Mick Mac Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Peckhamgatecrasher Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > I've now consumed enough wine to admit something > - > > I've never heard of him. It seems a whole > swathe > > of the eighties passed me by. > > Me neither - but I followed the link on youtube > and he looked a bit odd. The suit was quite ill-fitting, I agree.

Brendan Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Probably put the price of cans up, that?s what. > Arseholes. The 'Con Dems' as me and me bredren are now calling them, might be putting up the price of tin cans, eh? So can I take it that large (66cl) bottles of Peroni will be given a bye? Christ, how relieved am I that I've not let a working class tin of anything pass my lips for lo, these many years. I'm off now to put a Dean Martin LP on the Dansette in celebration. Chow. (Sorry, my Italian's only phonetic, my spelling is lamentable).

Peckhamgatecrasher Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Sorry to make this personal Jeremy, but you lose > all class/non-class arguments by dint of your > name. Now if your moniker were Gary ... Take the gloves off Jeremy and tell 'em how much you like The Clash. And when that canard about Joe Strummer's father being a high-ranking diplomat instead of a medium level civil servant, who by the way was quite the rebel comes up, ensure they're sent away with a flea in their ear. A flea you picked up in an Elgin Road squat. And PGC's point could be said to be somewhat spurious, if you were named Gary, you might have turned out to be Gary Bushell. And no one wants that. Anyway bollocks to the working class, I'm one and while I've no particular complaints, I wish I had better small talk. Seriously, meet me in a pub and after 'So, how's it going'? 'What have you been up to since I saw you last'? and 'Hot enough for you'? I'm pretty well buggered. I look around and there are scads of people having spontaneous conversations and there am I pressed up to the window of their wit like an aural Bisto Kid. Still, they can't touch you for it.

Naughty Christmas (Goblin In The Office) - Fat Les Hold that prize for a while Giggi.

Oh Shit! - Buzzcocks

Night Of Fear - The Move

Saturday Gigs - Mott The Hoople

Sorry. What A Waste - Ian Dury & The Blockheads

What A Waist - Black Francis

A veritable Wham-style bad boy Giggi, but not as bad as that Brendan, he'd be like some sort of Robbie Williams bad-ass, so he would. Say Hello Wave Goodbye - Soft Cell

Wilhelm Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > WTF is going on with this thread? Fair question Wilhelm, and one that deserves an answer. It was all Brendan's fault, he got all bored an' that and started tit-arsing about and making stuff up and everything and OK I might have made some sort of German reference or suchlike but he didn't have to go on and on and on with it, I reckon I was being led on and everything without my knowing or anything. Yes, that'll be it, Brendan made me do it even though I knew it was wrong. Well, Brendan I hope you're happy, that's all I can say, getting me in trouble off Wilhelm like that. I suggest you make amends by restarting the thread with a nice song that everyone knows. No making anything up, no Krautrock, no 60's garage and no Pixies. Something nice that a milkman could whistle.

My school? Well if Salesian College hasn't changed since I was there, then it'll be Mass. Jesus, they loved a good Mass so they did. Then it'll be straight back to education, let loose at 3:30 PM, buy a couple of 'singles' from the papershop and smoke them on the top deck on the way home. And damn the conductor's (bus, not orchestra) eyes if he so much as gives me a sideways glance. Coxy blackguard. Why d'you ask?

cate Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Good day for the Palmerston maybe. Sounds like > they need customers. And the more the good Tim Spall goes in there, the more they shall have. I mean, who couldn't like him? I'm officially nominating him as National Treasure status, actor division. I know I arse about a bit from time to time, but be assured in this regard I'm sincere.

Case Sera Sera - Doris Day Thank heavens you stepped in KPC, else Brendan and I would have kept that whole German thing going until Christmas, maybe even 'til NEU! Year's Eve.

cate Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Why is this so repetitive? Man from the BT > ads.....x3, 4, 5.....they are blinking actors. And the repetitiveness is what makes it a thread to be savoured. Frankly any day that Tim (if I may Timothy) Spall is spotted in The Palmerston is a good day. It really is.