HonaloochieB

She - Charles Aznavour

On the bright side Dennis at least he'd shaved and evacuated his bowels before leaving home.

The New Dulwich Dolls, and as a suggestion strut onto to the pitch every time to your theme tune, The Runaways Cherry Bomb You'll be halfway to winning before you've struck a ball.

Tarot Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Those people on BB were not picked randomly ,they > have all been booked from a lookalike agency So > contrived,and that woman who thinks she looks like > Jordan,looks more like Lorraine Chase... Ah, but was she truly wafted there from paradise?

Mick Mac Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Did he mean you ? are you a rock legend ? Of course not MM, if I had the front to include myself it would have been as Corporal Jones the butcher's boy, Ray-Mond.

Easties EL Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I love being a no mark on this Forum, it makes me > feel special and loved. Now stop that EEL, no one on here is a 'no mark'. I'll drop the Dad's Army code and say that you remind of the tipsy Madame Penoir out of that wedding party episode of Fawlty Towers. Than which there are few higher compliments.

Rose - Mott The Hoople

I have had to go for regular blood tests and in the last year or so have never waited less than an hour and a half to two hours when I've attended mid-morning. Though the most aggravating part has been when I've been called in just before the end of Bargain Hunt and I never find out whether the blue team managed to win, lose or 'wipe its face'. Still though, there are plainly not sufficient staff on duty, pleasant though they are. The hospital should put a few more plebotoligers (if that's what they're called) on.

I Beg Your Pardon (I Never Promised You A Rose Garden) - Jeannie C. Riley

Many thanks to the OP for the compliment. I accept in the usual shruggingly-diffedent-aw-shucks kind of fashion that I accept any compliment. But yes, this is a good place to visit and I always look out for certain posters and enjoy what they do. I won't be specific and name names, lest I be accused of favouritism, but if I may apply subtle code. A woman who sounds like a right cow, but is actually a baa lamb and is funnier than Mrs Pike out of Dad's Army. A fellow who may live in the vicinity of Maxted Rd and brings the same sort of off-kilter world view that we all appreciate by Corporal Jones out of Dad's Army. An apparently South African-Irish fellow who I reckon wears a hat at as rakish an angle as Private Walker out of Dad's Army. A concert-going female who I reckon may take the same interest in shoes as the good Mrs Fox out of Dad's Army. A living rock legend named poster who blurts out his truth like Private Pike out of Dad's Army. A *nod* of the head that always seems to channel the spirit of Private Frazier out of Dad's Army. Hey mofo, it's a Home Guard thing, you wouldn't understand.

Have You Seen Your Mother Baby (Standing In The Shadows)? - The Rolling Stones

What Do You Want From Me? - Monaco or possibly Revenge. Anyway one of the Peter Hook solo bands. Look it up you say? Just can't be arsed tonight.

15 years old and arrived at Eileen's house in Catford clad in my sub glam rockish finery. Sparked up a Sobranie Cocktail cigarette a few yards from the house, keen to make an impression so I was. A black one at that. Gave the door knocker a confident but respectful couple of raps and it was swiftly opened by a large man in a vest who in a testy sort of voice, asked me 'Yes'? I took this to be Eileen's Papa. I gurgled something along the lines of 'Is Eileen in'? 'Yes she is' quoth the doorman. I mustered a smile of some sort and tried to inform the basilisk that Eileen and I had arranged to go out that evening. I was informed that Eileen was not available at this particular time, nor would ever be for 'the likes of you' and that I should 'feck off out of it'. The door was slammed in my face and with such force the knocker bounced forward and touched the tip of my nose. I slunk down the road (so far as my lowish platforms allowed me to slunk) and never has a black Sobranie Cocktail been less appropriate. Every lug I took seemed to mock me and it was with heavy heart I returned home, the long way so as not to seem as if I'd been stood up or anything. Good news was that the next week I met another gal of Irish stock through my mate Stan's bird. But there lies another tale.

Alec John Moore Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I nearly bumped into Jarvis Cocker on the Northern > line tube platform at Kings X the other day. He > seemed a bit lost but then again the signage at > Kings X is rubbish at the moment. Jarvis always seems a bit lost, in a vague sort of fashion. I reckon that's why the chicks all dig him.

I never watch the first few weeeks of BB, I like to wait a while until cabin fever has set in and they start biting one another. Then I watch for about a fortnight, start to hate myself for doing so and hate the prisoners for pretty much everything they say and do. Channel 4 never responded to my suggestion that the inmates should all be carry small arms, just to see what happened. Which is probably why I don't watch it too much, it gets me kinda ornery and mean-spirited.

Life's What You Make It - Talk Talk

If he be anythin' to do with Donald, then put a cap in his feathery Disney ass.

Like The Minkey I used to see her in Brixton. She used to claim that she'd been beaten up by a botfriend and the bruises on her face gave some credence to her story. I haven't seen her there in quite some time. I once offered to accompany her to the police station so that she could file a complaint against the boyfriend but she declined. What a rotten sad existence the poor woman has.

This Is Radio Clash - The Clash

sack donger Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Apparently the one minute rule is in effect for > evening appointments, that's what I was told by > their lovely receptionist any way. > > My original post stated "c***s". You've all > assumed that the middle letters were meant to be > 'unt'! Talk about jumping to conclusions! How do > you know they weren't something less ofensive, > such as 'ock' for example? > > To all these holier than thou posters castigating > me for my use of a deliberately obscured to > protect the innocent naughty word, I'd like to see > what your reaction would have been if faced with > the same situation. I would have explained why I was late and tried to negotiate the possibility of seeing a doctor, if assured it wasn't a going to happen, then in the end would have accepted the situation, enquired after the complaints procedure and if unsatified would have obtained the names of both the manager and the head of the practice. I'd have left there seething and would probably have had a soothing pint in the CPT, possibly even a G&T (large if you please). Wouldn't have made a post like yours. > People form their opinions of organisations based > on their own experiences, obviously a few of you > have had good ones. > > Based on my experience of DMC, my opinion is that > they are indeed a bunch of c***s. I am perfectly > entitled to hold this opinion and to also state it > in a public forum. Oh, the I'm 'perfectly entitled to hold this opinion...and state it in a public forum' whining argument. I can almost hear your voice getting high-pitched. So it would be alright for me to call you a c###? Though of course I might want to modify my language and maybe just make you a c***. Oh the heck with it, I'll go easy on you, you're merely a c???. There. If the people at DMC read this > they will know exactly who I am and that does not > bother me at all. I will have no problem saying > exactly the same when I track down their manager > next week to have it out with him. Track down? Have it out? Only in your confrontational world. Phone, pay a visit and make an appointment with him, and stop being such an intemperate c???. That last was the most mild of curse, by the way. > Fuscia, I was two minutes late! The appointment > was at 6:50 not 6:30!

eater81 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I think we've spotted our local manager / friend > of manager of Dulwich Medical Centre. Eater81, I have no formal connection with DMC, aside from being a patient/customer/whatever we punters are termed these days. I don't have any informal connection with any of the staff there either. > HonaloochieB,could you give me an example of > something that would warrant calling somebody a > bunch of c@@nts then? This is possibly the most ludicrous question I've ever been asked. Because if this isn't a > classic example, I don't know what is. What's your criterion for calling a medical practice a bunch of c**ts? What makes it 'classic'? > Only in London would such a 'f###k you' policy not > only be dreamed up by an organisation whose remit > it is to serve the public, but also backed up by > somebody like HonaloochieB. Look back at my first post, I wasn't 'backing up' the DMC, I gave my experience of the service and took robust issue with the OP's choice of words. 'Somebody like HonaloochieB'? Are we acquainted? I can answer that, no we're not, so you don't have a clue who I might resemble. > > A) You've descended to sack donger's level of > language by calling him a w*nker. You acknowledge then that SD's choice of words was ill-chosen if I descended to his/her level. I don't think I did, but I'm ready to accept a certain amount of criticism, though 'bunch of c**nts' I think is far worse, and I'm surprised that Admin let it stand as a thread title. > B) Why do you attempt to belittle the poor guy / > gal by drawing attention to a minor spelling > mistake, when your own posts are themselves > riddled with gramattical mistakes! Frankly because I thought the 'poor' guy/gal warranted some belittling on this occasion for an intemperate post. If you could point out any gramattical (sic) errors that my posts are riddled with, I'd be truly happy. I'm never too old to learn. Your over reaction to dongers use of a naughty > word and attempting to intellectually outwit him / > her on the oh so important battle ground of > spelling are classic examples of middle class > pomposity. I did not 'over' react to anything, it can't be done. I responded to what I thought was an abusive post. I don't know why you associate objecting to cheap abuse and poor spelling as being 'midle class and pompous', it's people like you would have kept us working-class grammar school boys navvying like our dads, no doubt. Now, assumming that you are in some way involved with the running of DMC...No I'm not, now go away, you make me tired

DJKillaQueen Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > There are always going to be accidents whatever > you do. Some drivers are just negligent or just > not good enough drivers. Barry Road is hardly an > accident blackspot and most drivers have no > problems negotiating difficult junctions. > > Maybe we should do something about the poor > standards of some drivers instead....such as > making the driving test more difficult than it is > and maybe limiting the number of times you can > take it. After all, if a person takes ten attempts > to pass it then they are never going to be a good > driver. But wouldn't all that practice make you a better driver than someone who passed first time?

DJKillaQueen Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Nik Kershaw - Liverpool Empire. > > Would have been the Wombles but the gig was > cancelled due to lack of ticket sales (that was a > narrow escape!) Perhaps the gig was cancelled because of the Wombles ehtical stance on litter. Imagine if loads of young uns had turned up, there would have been scads of junk food paper litter left behind, and then they would also have to turn their attention to the 'bottles and cans that the folks leave behind'. Seriously, Mike Batt and Chris Spedding would not be doing with that sort of thing. Not if I know Batt and Spedding, they wouldn't. And Bernard Cribbins would have thrown a shit fit about the whole business. Possibly. Resulting in Right Said Fred, not being the group they are today. Maybe.

Radio Radio - Elvis Costello

sack donger Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > One other thing, the one minute policy is > rediculous, as it assumes that all patients will > have their phones / watches set to exactly the > same time as their clock. I set my phone to the > offical 'big ben time' using the internet to avoid > missing trains, etc, and as it happens my phone > and their clock were in sync. > > What however if you were a pensioner or something > who didn't? I'd bet if I went into a local pub and > did a "what time do you make it" survery, there > would be a spread of a few minutes. > > Jollybaby, you might not earn 80k, but I'll bet > you earn over the 50k lower quoted figure eh! > Still a handsome wage and a hell of a lot more > than most people. > > HonaloochieB, although I have calmed down now > after my initial rage about this disgrace, I still > feel that to call an organisation a bunch of c###s > for this one minute policy is entirely > appropriate. To refuse people an appointment for > being one minute late, by their clock, is RUDE, > NASTY and quite frankly DISPICABLE. No Sack Donger, calling a local doctor's practice a bunch of c***ts is not apt, no matter how hard done by it you might feel. It simply is RUDE, NASTY and DISPICABLE (sic) on your part. You had an appointment, you were late, make another one. On Saturday morning, which I believe is now being offered. And make a complaint to the practice itself.