HonaloochieB

PeckhamRose Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Champagne, please. I Just LOVE it. > > Oh, and a bag of pork scratchings. Champagne for my real friends, real pain for my sham friends as Richard Bacon once remarked, probably before his cocaine-demise from Blue Peter. Ooh, talking of bacon I wonder if Stan thought to order some of those 'gourmet' pork scratchings, you know the ones that have had the hair removed. They're the only ones good enough for real friends of the calibre of PeckhamRose. That'll be two packets, please Stan.

RosieH Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Why Delilah? The Tom Jones or The Sensational Alex Harvey Band version, RosieH? I give notice that I pass judgement on people in this important matter.

Peckhamgatecrasher Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Very kind of you. I'll have a double Melchizedek > of Krug please, with a Bombadier chaser. Doreen had a quick look downstairs (and let there be no ribaldry, here I refer to the cellar) and is sad to report that they don't have a Michael of Krug, but has sent Ken the potman out for a case. In a black London taxi cab if you don't mind. The Bombadier is right there for you, and she's also put the early David Bowie song 'The Little Bomdadier' on the jukebox, special like. Nice touch I thought.

Ladymuck Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Sorry - can't resist this HB... > > Whiskey please...tis what Whiskey Women drink Indeed so LM. Stan get the Muckster a triple of the most expensive malt you have and two sticks of mild. Mud in your eye, LadyM.

Mrs TP Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > HonaloochieB - I was so stunned by the grapes I > never thought about the bread and crisps. It was > regular sliced hovis 50/50 type bread and a > regular packet of skips - ?1.89. (However that is > a huge bargain in comparison with how much I spent > at the fair on Peckham Rye yesterday. Oh dear I > have been in London 20yrs but my northern roots > still shine through when I start moaning about the > price of things in 'that London'.) Seen, Mrs TP. Sometimes dem Lon'on prices is purest Babylon on poor conscious men an' sistren. If one 'llow it, a man could get vex an' mad. But a chalice and a reasonin' wit' bredrins sekkle a man mind, an' peaceful 'im up. Irie. One Love, Sista.

Look, I'm a little flush at the moment, so have what you fancy. Ladies, don't stint yourselves, have a port and lemon alongside your usual sticks of mild. Or indeed whatever takes your fancy. It shall be my pleasure. Gentlemen, steam in with a large dose of 'top shelf' of your choice to accompany your light and bitter. I know I'm having a triple Drambuie alongside my pint of keg. So, it's Liberty Hall round here, just tell Stan or Doreen it's on me. Cheers.

Why? Why? Firstly, it's maybe because you work for a shower of b*stards. Secondly, there's a strong chance they're a clutch o' w@nkers. Though, they could just be looking out for the poor blinking s*ds who are paying for the whole bang shoot. I mean, I don't know, but then you rarely do, do you?

thelittlebigvoice Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I kid you not. > > As I came down LL this afternoon (sober) I saw a > parachutist jump from a white helicopter and head > towards the area of Crystal Palace / Silvester > Road. > > I was honestly not drunk - and it seems odd in > such a built up area - anyone know anything ? Parachutist, schmarachutist. Meh. Sober on a Saturday aftie in ED, now that's stretching it a little.

Mrs TP Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Popped in the other day and picked up a loaf of > bread, a packet of crisps and some grapes. The > cashier asked me for ?5.89. I nearly fell over > and asked them to check the prices of each item. > The grapes were ?4. The neighbouring cashier told > me I could buy twice the amount of grapes in > Sainos for ?3 - so I put theirs back and got > double the amount in Sainos on my next trip, > thanks v. helpful cashier. ?1.89 for a loaf an' a crisps? Certainly tek de misery out of expensive cris' san'wich for I man. Irie!!! One Loaf.

HighEnd Guava? Moody old wagon. I won't forget that particular paternity suit in a hurry. The worst of it all, though were the witnesses. I doubt I'll be able to pass a civil word with Jeremy Paxman, Rabbi Lionel BlueJoke or Kelly Brooke ever again. Some things just go too deep.

DonGee Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > As I said I do like it, but do agree that it may > encourage others to follow suit, and how on earth > will this encourage breast-feeding? Follow suit to paint something you like on the side of another house? It wouldn't be so bad, would it DG? And as for encouraging breast-feeding, maybe the original artist was conducting one of those 'viral' thingummy do-dabs that we plain folk don't really get but influence our choices. I mean you never know, do you? Frankly I'd not put it past them.

awilliams123 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I live very close to it and I'm sorry but I don't > like it. I agree with a previous post that it > could possibly encourage others to do the same > around the neighbourhood. Makes me feel like I > live in the hood. Not every area in every city > needs to be marked with expressionist crap. > > Encourage breast-feeding...please... I think it's a little odd but colourful, and until the originator decides to give us his interpretation of what he was all about, then I'm a little in the dark. I assume whoever's house it is on the side of, gave permission for it to be applied there. It doesn't look like a spontaneously applied graffito. Also isn't every neighbourhood a 'hood' somewhere? Just like when taking a drink at any time, it's always five o'clock elsewhere in the world?

I was deliberately misunderstanding the post for the purposes of humour. Not very well at that.

The Monster Mash - Bobby 'Boris' Pickett & The Crypt Kickers

felt-tip Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > sexcrime - eurythmics > > (have I done it right? first time) You've done just fine, FeltTip. Mwah. Sex And Drugs And Rock 'n'Roll - Ian Dury & The Blockheads

Mango is fine, provided someone else prepares it for you, in a very small portion. In fact just one and a half slices, maximum. And as a refreshing kulfi is welcome. But if anyone offers you the 'juice', 'nectar' or any other euphimism for the squeezings of the thing, spit in their face. It's filth plain and simple. Sweet filth at that. Puts me in mind of the pineapple, the fruit whether fresh, tinned or the flavouring of an iced dessert is superb. The juice I wouldn't scour my lavatory with.

Perhaps she was going for the Courtney Love notion that smoking while pregnant results in a smaller baby, thereby reducing the pain of chilbirth. I gather it's hellish painful.

End Of The Century - Blur

Melbourne girl Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I saw Helen bonham Carter yesterday... > > ...in selfridges...i was on my way home - does > that count?! Sorry, Helen Bonham-Carter is, I'm afraid not in the running as she's not an actress and is only married to Tim Buxton, who is a cinema manager. Bloody close though. However, keep 'em peeled, Melbourne Girl.

muffins86 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Good. I've had 3 run-ins with this girl. The first > time was in Tulse Hill and I was actualy stupid > enough to give her 10 pounds for her "trip home". > She had a bloody bruise on her nose and I > completly fell for it. And after I gave the 10 > pound note to her she said "but the bus ticket is > 13 pounds". The next time she came up to me with > the exact same story and I said "I gave you 10 > pounds for your trip home a month ago" and she ran > away. The third time she came up to me was in > Herne Hill and I had been having a bad day at work > so I started shouting at her quite angrily that > I'll call the police and she actualy started > screaming that I hit her. Since I had been > shouting at her quite agressivly I guess I did > actualy look like an angry boyfriend,so these two > men confronted me and I barely managed to difuse > the situation. I am so glad she's finaly been > arrested. Muffins86, I don't believe a word of your post. It has no ring of truth about it whatsoever. Go on, admit your big fat fib. It'll bring the quenching water of truth to bear on that trouser conflagration you have going on.

stevebailey Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > HonaloochieB: > > So what you're saying is you think its OK to > vandalise because when you were a kid you did the > same thing?! > And to the rest that think this is funny with the > perrier massive comments? > > What you're all basically saying is you kinda > don't really care about the neighbourhood you live > in? There's a line somewhere but where that lays > is in direct relation to how it effects you rather > than the community at large right? > > That's the problem with you @#$%& liberal types, > everyone should be more accepting until someone's > doing something to your property or way of life! > > So to the poor family, opposite Goose Green who > were burgled last week, "Come on now what are you > moaning about, we all went somewhere we shouldn't > have when we were kids, don't you remember? What > do you want do hang, draw and quarter them!?!??!" Not what I said at all Steve, I said it wasn't the worst thing I'd heard lately and to draw a parrallel between it and a burglary in the vicinity is plain daft. I also made the point that it was wrong and we knew it. I've still got plenty of grips in my bag, you can get one any time you like.

Townleygreen Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Well said Steve, totally agree. These kids should > have been taught what is right and wrong by their > parents. As a kid growing up in the less than salubrious environment of Waterloo Road, there was not much in the way of actual play facilities around. So we used to dodge into local building sites, other people's estates, (Oh the joy of Knock Down Ginger!). And what we had as a cunning plan was not to consult our parents before embarking on our adventures. We'd been pretty well told by our parents, not to mention teachers, nuns and priests what we shouldn't do. While we never had a meeting to include a vote on whether to go pro or con with the establishment, there was something about doing what we knew to be wrong that felt so right. Visceral or something you might call it. Anyway kids entering an unfinished playground ain't the worst thing I've heard lately. Allow me to offer you all a grip. Come on there's loads, we can all get one each.

kwi Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > !!!BANKSY!!! Now stop it KWI. NATSY WESTY? BARCLAYSY? HSBC-Y? I know they've not been too good an' all that, but it's doubtful they're responsible for this.

charliecharlie Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > there's nothing worse that not realising your boss > is in the room (cos he's behind the book case) > when you announce to your colleagues that he is > (and I quote)... like one of those little dogs > that try to fcuk your leg > > tell me how to get out of that one gracefully!!! I suppose, Charlies you tried "And those little dogs are welcome to either of my legs, any ol' day. Right? Left? Whichever, the pleasure is mine" Though reviewing it, it seems less than convincing. I think in future it might be best just to murder the bastard by rushing at the bookcase and shouldering it so as to kill him. Hope you can convince the witnesses not to 'rat' you out. And further hope that the Inspector Tom Barnaby style copper is on holiday and instead the Met send along one of his slightly slower sidekicks, who you'll be able to beguile and all that. Ooh, Midsomer Murders, on in ten minutes. Triff.

Anyone care to join me in referring to it as a 'muriel'? You know, what Hilda Ogden of Coronation Street used to call she and Stan's indoor wall painting? When Coronation Street was worth watching and no one called it 'Corrie'. That was that bloody nuisance of a lead singer from Echo & The Bunnymen, Ian McCulloch who coined that, I reckon, I recall the NME interview when he banged on about it. I quite like him really, but he shouldn't have started that old Corrie shite up.