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Actually DulwichFox, well done on starting forum tag. I just know it'll turn into 'kiss chase' before long.

Alright, gotcha. Come on chase me!!!!!!!!!!!

SteveT Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > PGC wrote:- Donovan? As in haunting, profound, > heart-wringing? > > "First there is a mountain then there is no > mountain then there is." > > > Well yes, I thought he was worthy of a mention if > only because of 'Colours' even though he was a > drug imbibing 'head'. > > Chuck Berry is responsible for many big hits over > a lifetime Johnny B Good and Roll over Beethoven, > to name but a few. Quite right SteveT, Chuck Berry is a wonderful musician and a lyricist par excellence, as it were. But not perhaps the nicest of individuals who ever walked the earth, and I suppose why should he be? Read his autobiography, it's amusing at times, but as dreadfully self-serving a tome as it's possible to write. That whole, taking an under-age girl over county lines? A bit of a misunderstanding is all. As Keith Richards (who not just idolised him, but pretty well built a career around him) remarked after he worked with him on the 'Hail Hail Rock 'n' Roll' film "I couldn't warm to the man if I was cremated with him".

elderflower Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I think we live in quite a socially diverse area > and some people who are not equipped to deal with > that. What does this mean? Who is not equipped to deal with what? > honaloochie, do you think the world would be a > better place if everyone had big dogs and put > cones out? No, some men are girls and that does > make the world a better place. Elderflower, I've not suggesting anything at all about 'big dogs' and I've just checked and am not 'pro-cone'. The world would be a better place in my view if people paid a bit more attention. Are some men girls? Seems a little unlikely. That said, I would > stick with my rugby playing alpha male over a girl > any day. > And, Elderflower I wish you both nothing but good things and long life together. Cheers.

mockney piers Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Interestingly just seen the gazza story, so we > might have to add comedy to his more usual > sporting genius accolades. I think he already had a comedic streak, MP. Have you not heard his version of The Fog On The Tyne? It's genuinely and intentionally funny to my ears.

I'm straining not to use the phrase 'grow a pair' here. But do. As WOD says above, park there, what's he going to do? And if he does do get the fuzz involved, they're all tensed up from the Raoul Moat business so will be on top form.

mockney piers Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > That was meant to be a compliment, clearly i have > some work to do on those verbal skills too. :-/ Tooken as such, geez. Seriously. Come, touch fis'.

A. It's Kiss My Arse Carole. I think I might be here all week. Be good to the waitress, though I think she may be putting poison in my food.

???? Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I feel we're missing an opportunity for a > "Dickens" joke...can someone please set it up? Q. How would one tell the female twin of a former prime minister, the original translation of the name of the London-Irish group whose song regularly delights us at Yuletide?

mockney piers Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > If you were, eg, a rocket scientist and had to > work out the best trajectory to the moon, you'd > probably want more than Ted max or honaloochie > like verbal skills to poetically and memorably > say, 'right, i'd like this big pointy thing to go > to the big round light in the sky'. > Seen, geez.

A. Allover Twisted. The sorry truth is I am here all week. Be good to your waitress, but frankly even she wants me dead.

???? Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I feel we're missing an opportunity for a > "Dickens" joke...can someone please set it up? Q. What might the stage name be of a late 19th century orphan who flees a life of crime, gets set up with a kindly old fellow and then pursues his lifelong ambition of being a world-class contortionist?

*Bob* Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Goodbye Moato Splutteringly funny, *Bob*, no doubt will be all over the interweb by the time anyone reads this. Still, we know where it came from first. "Come on Shawry" "Do yer best Wildey" etc.

You what, you what, you what? To quote a KLF song. But seriously, you what? Edited, because I missed a comma and didn't want to look like a maroon.

If he's fearsome in a terrible way you could always get Paul Gascoigne in to have a word with him, he's on first name terms with most thugs apparently.

Hoi 'em down the road, run away quick, get parked up and practice the phrase "Cones? Don't know what you're talking about neighbour. Laters" Or if you're feeling brave "Cones? We don't need no stinkin' cones" and then get some good scarpering in.

kpc Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Love Me Tender - Elvis > > PS Think it was Ms Streisand and its bringing back > nightmares. Of course it was KPC, and the Gibbs were doing the writing, producing and backing vocal duties. Well I say the Gibbs, I reckon it's mostly down to Baz. Tender - Blur

???? Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > You're not wrong there Honnie. I spent a whole > summer in the South of France trying to read > Satre's Age of Reason in the belief it might give > me some french lady action...in reality dear old > Stephanie from Dundee wouldn't have given a shite > if it had been Archer....although I have fond > memories (of Steph not Satre). Quids, I bet when Steph approached you it was the 'Hell, it's another people' line that hooked her. Never fails to make one look strangely interesting, that.

I was talked out of having 'Anouska Hemple' imprinted on my forearm when I was much younger. I don't know if you're still around Alan Heasman, but thank you so much.

PeckhamRose Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Thanks for that HonaloochieB! > > I had very troubled times in my twenties and only > one man, and one man alone helped me through > them. > Then he married some tall beautiful model and his > writing went downhill fast. > But when he was single and active, as it were, I > just loved Billy Joel. Well, okay still do. > > And also our very own Joe Jackson had many fine > lyrical moments (Is she really going out with him, > Everything gives you cancer, Slow Song, etc) but > he's now gone weird and moved to New York; just > trying to find out what kinda cancer he's gonna > get, sticking all those big fat cigars in his > face! Actually JJ is practically a local lad PR, he used to live on the DKH estate, shared a flat with the mother of my son for a while. He's now based in Berlin, because a person can smoke like a human being there, he was at my son's wedding last year and gave a very generous gift, so an all round good scout in my view. Also did some fine work, check out Beat Crazy and Night And Day, good records in my view.

Blimey Nora, it couldn't have been The Bee Gees, could it? If it was, boy is my face red!

I Am A Woman In Love - Oh Whatserface You Know Thingummy, Quiet High-Pitched, Tip Of Me Tongue So It Is, Blast

I Am I Said - Neil Diamond

Apathy For The Devil - Nick Kent. The Hollywood Omnibus - PG Wodehouse. The Very Best Of Linda Smith. Watch Your Back - Donald E. Westlake (in fact any of his 'Dortmunder' novels, actually any of his books at all). Any of the 'Burglar' novels by Lawrence Block. The Beatles - Hunter Davies (the fourtieth anniversary edition). All of the 'Hitler' books - Spike Milligan. I reckon these'll keep the balance between compulsively readable and not being so nauseating as to have to 'appear' on a daytime chatshow or Vanessa Phelps's radio Saturday love-in/shitefestival. These are books that'll make you look like you 'know a bit' and that you might have 'half an idea' about various things and suchlike, but won't stop anyone coming up and asking 'Fancy a beer'? Don't know about your good self RosieH, but that's really the only reason I read in public. Let me know how you get on.

PeckhamRose Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I also agree with Neil Finn. > But I would also go for Andy Partridge > > "I really get confused on who could make all this > in a day > Everyone says join our religion get to heavennnn > I say no thanks why bless my soul I'm already > here!" > makes you larger and another makes you small...." > > But all the boys in 10cc will get my vote too. For > everything they did except Dreadlock Holiday which > I hated Spot on PR, 'I'm Not In Love' is a work of great beauty, and I love Richie Havens' version. 'Wall Street Shuffle', 'Life Is A Minestrone' and 'The Sacroiliac' were songs of the brightest pop cynicism that still sound great today. 'Dreadlock Holiday' was lazy-arsed shite, the dopey, probably unintentioned racism was one thing, but the absolute lack of effort just made it stink to high heaven. I know Lol Creme and what's-his-face, you know, the waffety-eyed drummer had left, but that's no excuse, that Graham what's-his-name had written some good songs for various people during the 60s, so he shoulda known better, right? There's pop and there's pap, this falls into the category of balls-achingly dull toss.