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rememberwhen Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > What does ginchy mean, pray tell? > > > Thrice is not used much anymore, also sixpence! Gincy signifies the highest approval of a person or thing.

Ginchy (though it's not out of fashion with me)

You Can't Always Get What You Want - The Rolling Stones

"Paul, you are the..." Oh, I'm sorry.

I Don't Want To Go To Chelsea - Elvis Costello & The Attractions

cate Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Crushed and devalued. Of course Cate, it was the 'devalued' that added value, well remembered.

By accepting hellish grisly stuff like this? Is the League Of Gentlemen doing another series? Is this an audition?

How does she get work?

But there was a certain phrase that the Vale booster used that was a little bit of comic gold, when comparing his experience in another local pub that didn't meet the V's high standards. Was it 'I felt crushed', I think it was or something along that line. Made me laugh like a drain so it did.

*Bob*'s Greasy Hand - Chips Everywhere. I don't know about anyone else but I'd watch THAT cookery show of a Saturday morning.

DulwichFox Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > rahrahrah Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > Anyone got an update on the progress of this (I > > think the planning decisions have been made > now)? > > The Uplands closed yesterday. I am informed by > Upland locals, work will take 8 weeks. > Who knows how long 8 weeks is. :) "Let me see..." *pushes cap back from forehead while squinting at 'job'. Constructs roll-up. Lights roll-up. Takes medative pull from roll-up, while stroking chin, also meditavely. Exhales fragrant Golden Virginia smelling cloud* "...if we get stuck in at sparrowfart this Friday, 8 weeks'll be plenty, finished end of October. Easy"

Please Don't Touch - Johnny Kidd & The Pirates

I've only seen small portions of the show. After the rough and tumble thrillfest that is Saturday Kitchen (the omelette challenge. Will the final dish be heaven or hell? How many times will JimboM mention Yorkshire? And put loads of butter into something after mentioning Yorkshire with an arch look to camera?) I find I need to calm down with the last half hour of Monk on the ITV. Has she ever prepared a dhal on the programme? If not I reckon she and her director are missing a biggish trick there.

'Sides SM, chicks get a pass, it's only gentlemanlike and makes us look all suave an' that. It's do with them being the fairer sex and shit. Dude comes on here trying to pull that sort of move then he gets his ass kicked from here to Tuesday and back again. And that is righteous.

Moos Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Shouldn't that have been 'Each 2'? Or perhaps even 'Each 2 dey ho'n'. I merely aks.

I put them together and find it's Barn A Bee Reg. Actually I'm starting to hate myself now. Really.

???? Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I feel we're missing an opportunity for a > "Dickens" joke...can someone please set it up? I find myself musing in the randomest fashion possible about a rustic outbuilding, a stinging social insect which collects nectar and pollen from flowers and the late comedian who played Stan in On The Buses.

A. David! Cop A Feel! And of course have no great expectations beyond that. Oh shit, even the plongeur now has murder in his eyes.

???? Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I feel we're missing an opportunity for a > "Dickens" joke...can someone please set it up? Q. When 'Becks' first met up with 'Posh', prior to any sort of 'biblical' knowledge, I wonder what the 'heavy petting' might have been called?

Peckhamgatecrasher Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Stop prancing around HB - you have to stand still > until someone goes through your legs. I am currently statue-like in my immobility PGC, though aquiver with anticipation at the same time. Crikey, it's a good life this.

A. Knickerless Nic'll Bee. Holy Mary, both the waitress and the busboy have just spat on my shoes.

???? Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I feel we're missing an opportunity for a > "Dickens" joke...can someone please set it up? Q. What might stunning 'Nicola' 5'9", decide to call the documetary, she might make in the event she lost her lower undergarments and threw herself into an apiarist lifestyle?

Peckhamgatecrasher Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I don't want to encourage you HonaB, but that was > quite funny. You shouldn't do this PGC, give me 'quite funny' and who knows where it'll end?

A. Gate Expectorations. Oh Lor' I've just spotted the waitress, she's whispering to the maitre'd in what I can only say is a sinister fashion.

???? Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I feel we're missing an opportunity for a > "Dickens" joke...can someone please set it up? Q. How do you refer to the behaviour of the 'chesty' fellow in the neighbourhood who insists on leaning over his hinged barrier and hawking phlegm onto the pavement?