HonaloochieB

Bongo Herbert is in ED? How exciting.

I'm An Upstart - The Angelic Upstarts

Bugger Bognor.

Start! - The Jam

Straight To hell - The Clash

I'm The Face - The Who

Your Eyes - Ian Hunter

Open My Eyes - Ian Hunter

I think Quids forgot to mention ample creche facilities for the quidlets and the finest boutiques for Mrs Quids.

A Pair Of Brown Eyes - The Pogues

Blue For You - Paul Haig

Messsing With Your Heart - The Cardiacs

The Road To Birmingham - Mott The Hoople

Long Long Long - The Beatles

steveo Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > How do you do? Unless you're a diamond geezer in which case the correct reply is 'Nicely, thanks'.

That means it's going to rain. Fact.

How Long - Ace

njc97 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Hoonalochie - apologies for being obtuse. I fear > you may have been confused betweent the famous > hollywood short man, Dustin Hoffman, and a small > child. Although it appears you are not the only > person to confuse diminutive film royalty with the > young people of ED. Aah all is clear now NJC97, the scales have fallen from my eyes. A good point of course and with this recent sighting of Tom Cruise, there may be something in your theory.

Breadhead.

She's Like A Rainbow - The Rolling Stones

Crikey, I didn't realise the guy had cone ections to the KLF. This puts a different slant on the matter. He's like Chris Pretty and can do what he likes.

Love Your Money - Daisy Chainsaw

Peckhamgatecrasher Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > So sorry to hear Doreen and Stan are incontinent. > Hope they're not having trouble with their optics > too. Doreen and Stan are of course losing it to a certain extent, I mean who wouldn't be stuck in the continent? However, they can rest assured that Ken is looking out for their 'top shelf'. His 'chest' doesn't preclude that much at least. Though I'm slightly suspicious about the matter. Still.

I like it well enough, as supermakets go it's OK.

katie1997 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > HonaloochieB, this got me thinking.......where are > Doreen and Stan when you need them? > > And if you ask me, which you didn't, but I will > pontificate anyway...it seems like Edith's chest > 'problems' are suspiciously like Ken's. Just a > trifling observation mind. > > > *retreats to the snug* A'll tell thee this KatieNumbers and A'll tell thee na more... Actually if it's OK I'll stop talking Northern for the time being, doesn't half give a fellow jaw-ache, don't know how anyone manages it full-time. Doreen and Stan went off for a cheap holiday and are currently stranded sur le continent as Jimmy Young used to have it. And of course you're correct about the co-incidence of Edith and Ken's chest problems. Though Edith probably wouldn't like the comparison much, given Ken's hirsuteness and general lack of muscle tone. Edith is a stickler for waxing and practically a martyr to the gym, so much so that her SO Jim says "That walnut-looking booger down at 'Buns Of Steel' has 'ad more intimacy wi' thee in't last three month than I've 'ad this last six year". But that's Jim for you. But you're correct, this could be a disturbing trend concerning people connected to the pub trade and pulmonary difficulties. I think I'll write a piece for The Lancet. How does 'Having a Bit of a Chest in the Licensed Victuallers Racket' sound as a title? Though truth be told I still reckon Ken's putting it on a bit.