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And I think the little house knew something, don't you?

Yes I think that's about enough for one night. Harry Corbett - "Byye byye, byyye byyyye" Sooty - ".......... ....... .........."

Any Old Iron - Peter Sellers

"And now this is me" Mike Yarwood. Cue a nation changing channel (to the other one), going to the pub, making a 'cuppa', making do and mending or glaring at the screen and shaking its head because Yarwood is murdering Burt Bacharach instead of doing an impression of Vic Feather like he's bloody well supposed to. Cue 20% of the nation tutting loudly.

THOSE BASTARDS!!!

I Hear No Fun In Your Voice Any More - The Wishing Wells

I'M FREEEE!!!

something something something something MY PUSSY something something something something else. Mrs Slocum, and what's more every time she delivered her line it was with different coloured hair. Class. My favourites, though not necessarily word perfect are certainly in the spirit of Mrs S's dialogue, "No, I'm sorry Captain Peacock, I can't stay late for a meeting, if I'm not 'ome by six o'clock sharp my pussy goes mad" "Eeh, I 'ope it doesn't rain again today, there's something wrong my cat flap, when I got 'ome last night my pussy was wringing wet" Aah, the 70's, a more innocent and at the same time a more filthy time.

You duuuurty old man.

"You got about as much chance as Leslie Grantham doing The Knowledge in Berlin"

I bet he likes Brian Rix, then.

Big Youth Special - Big Youth

My stomach hurts.

sophiesofa Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Another nicker story; my mum was at a village > party at the vicars house when a pair of pants > fell out of her jumper sleeve. She then tried to > pretend someone else had dropped them. A party at the vicars? Knickers falling out of a jumper sleeve? Admit it SS your dad was Brian Rix, wasn't he?

This might be useful. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sidekick

Shot By Both Sides - Magazine

What are the scores, George Dawes?

Or even a 'la' as it might be.

A Wimpy'd be nice, they could gussie it by prefixing it with a 'le'.

God (Take 1) - Ian Hunter

May I be excused?

I think you're drifting into the realm of fantasy Wilson.

Easties EL Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I wouldn't be suprised that there is ear in a > kebab. Do you know what is in your kebab after 7 > pints? Human remains have been found in dodgy > kebabs across the capital, including dog food, rat > poo. If you want a proper kebab, best going to > Turkey.(tu) That's why I never touch the Donna.

You stupid boy.

Permission to speak sir.