giggirl Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I hear you Quids, but I'm happy for now. It's > coffee that gets me. Why can't you just go in to > a coffee shop and order a cup of coffee? Sounds > bloody obvious doesn't it but oh no, unless your > coffee has at least six different elements to it, > they look down on you. Me, I have an Americano, > black, regular. That just about scrapes through > as a credible order. Really it's just a cup of > black coffee but you can't ask for that can you? I know and these new five pee bits are so fiddly, and aren't the prices crool these day? Fifty new pence for an apple I was charged the other day, that's two crowns in the old money. And this weather doesn't suit me either, when I was a lass we had proper summer, not like this nonsense. And whatever happened to proper newsreaders like Robert Dougall, nowadays you have these brassy trollops displaying themselves with no shame, sitting on the desk like I don't know what... *Giggi Brady Old Lady continues in this vein until someone turns up with a bottle of Prosecco and a straw*