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DJKillaQueen Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > For me it would be ABBA.....that would make my > day. I think DJKQ you should be specific about which ABBA songs you'd rquire in what situations. For example when dancing 'Dancing Queen', when you give someone a knowing look 'Knowing Me Knowing You' and indeed if you ever meet Alan Partridge's son then of course you'd want them to pipe up with Fernando'. It's important to think these things through.

Love Letters In The Sand - Kitty Lester

Agree, it's utter shite when the temperature drops and I would give the place a swerve in the winter months, but in the warm weather a couple of cold Addlestons really hit the spot after a hard day. Staff are very nice too. Also agree with SM regarding the Goose & Granite and I've been in the Tankard in Kennington, never mind the young un apparently vandalising the new playground at Goose Green, the real 'dregs of society' could be found there any old day of the week.

OliviaDee Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > great afternoon - cheers guys! > HonaloochieB - i still have your handkerchief Of course you do Olivia, I beg you, keep it as a token.

5-Four-3-2-1 - Manfred Mann

Freddie Trueman walks into a Yorkshire pub. Public bar of course, he'll have no truck wi' jessies in't saloon. Not Fred. Barman - Evenin' sir what'll you have? Fred - I'll 'ave a Campari and soda. Barman - Sorry sir, we're right out of soda and our Campari supplier broke a finger this week, so we've nowt left. Sadly. Fred - No matter, I'll tek a sloe gin. Barman - Would you believe it, sir, Edith who supplies us with our sloe gin has took bad with her chest. Terrible bad I'm lead to understand, we've had no sloe gin this past two month. Fred - Well, poor Edith I'm sure. Alright I'll have a large schooner of dry sherry. Barman - Oh sir, I wish you hadn't asked for large and dry. How would small and sweet suit? Fred - I an't turned nancy boy yet. Gi' us a drop o' absinthe, burn it up wi' sugar an all. Aye proper green fairy. Barman - Would you Adam and believe it, sir? The police turned up this morning and confiscated our last bottle. Said something about it being a pathway drug. Fred - Bloody filth. Alright, I'll have a snowball. Barman - I can't begin to tell you about how badly the Advocaat drought has hit us, you wouldn't imagine... Fred - Alright, alright, I tell thee what I'll have a pint of thy best bitter and 'ave done wi' it. Barman - Has't not 'eard about our drayman's leg. Been playing him up proper cruel so it has, not had a delivery in weeks. Fred - so what has tha got, theer? Barman - Well there's lager. Fred - Lissen thee, I might spend time down in't Lords cricket ground London, but don't go mistaking me for some swishy ponce. I'm off to drink me own piss, so I am. I'll bid thee good day. Barman - Blimey, wait 'til I tell the boss we had that Albert Finney in!

I think Brendan's idea is all well and good, but a string quartet? A little too much I reckon. All I'd require is the Dutch 70's rock group Focus to play the middle section of 'Hocus Pocus' every time I entered a room or exited a lift. And then get them to play the opening of 'Sylvia' whenever I made eye contact with anyone, continue playing until I looked away and start up again whenever eyes were relocked. Just the two songs would do me, I'm a modest man.

MessageBoreDer. Always there to recycle dreary definitions. Likely as not uses the phrase 'Scuse I' in company.

The Green Green Grass Of Home - Tom Jones

nic32 Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I cannot believe it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! > > I just saw Tom Cruise comming out from the Bishop > pub. Best spot ever Nic32, geez you must have been made up. Well done.

Green Onions - Booker T & The MGs

Just a few TUC cheese sandwich biscuits will be fine by me. Thanks. No really, that'll be fine.

Just about to retire when I considered whether I required, as we poncified Southerners call it, a 'comfort break'. Then my Northern sensibilities got off their backside and enquired whether 'a slash would be in order'? It was then that I heard in my own head, the wheedling cajoling voice asking me 'Ave you been, 'ave you beeeeeen, Walter'? So I'd like to add Hilda Baker and Jimmy Jewell to the list above. 'Picalli Nellie' indeed.

When The World Was Round - Ian Hunter

Though, I'm feeling love (as we urban Southerners have it) for... The Beatles. Morrisey. Stuart Maconie. The Likely Lads. The Rodney Bewes' performed theme song for Whatever Happened To The Likely Lads. The Smiths. Every Morrisey interview. Every Johnny Marr interview. John Cooper-Clarke's dress sense, John Cooper-Clarke's poems, John Cooper=Clarke's interviews. Peter Tinniswood. Frank Sidebottom. The Hollies. Coronation Street (not today, but Elsie Tanner, Ena Sharples, Percy 'Ive made gravy under gunfire, you know' Sugden). Tony Wilson. Punks with giant mohican spikes and small trimmed moustaches. Saturday Night And Sunday Morning. Keith Waterhouse's columns for the Daily Mirror, Keith Waterhouse' two follow ups to The Diary Of A Nobody. Whatever Happened To The Likely Lads. Two Black Sabbath records. Alan Bleasdale. Steven Wells. The Tetley Tea Folk. Dennis Skinner. Half-Man Half-Biscuit, though despite admiring HMHB I do have a fondness for Nerys Hughes, perverse I know but there we are. Any road up, I'm off t' me soft Southern bed, if owt else occurs, I'll si thee in't morning.

Fred E True Man. People on Bargain Hunt who, when informed by 'The Timster' Wonacott that they have spent a paltry amount of cash, invariably chorus "Well we're from Yorkshire", as though that was reason enough for their tightfistedness. David Dickinson. Look, Northeners/Southerners, we're all agreed aren't we? He is a c@nt, right? Being overly plucky. Having to laugh or else you'll cry. That Stuart Maconie bloke going on about this and that in his Northern inspired books. Spawning that New York Dolls/Mott The Hoople/Nick Kent adoring solipsist Steven Patrick Morrisey. That David Peace ripping off James Ellroy and transposing it to Yorkshire. Peter Kay. For encouraging that utter sh!thouse Paddy McGuinness. Peter Kay on his own, that live DVD and Phoenix Nights, alright, but I'll happily never bother again.

That's the spirit KP, when you're getting some, sod the lot of 'em.

Thanks.

Seen, geez.

Situation - Yazoo

Pretty Vacant - Sex Pistols

I Am What I Hated When I Was Young - Ian Hunter

All The Way From Memphis - Mott The Hoople

charliecharlie Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > dosh > > and > > readies > > http://images.art.com/images/products/large/101110 > 00/10111642.jpg And of course 'spondulicks' Charlies. Ah, was it not the sweetest feeling to trouser some spondulicks? Especially if it was tax free.

Jah Lush Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Lust For Life - Iggy Pop For Once In My Life - Stevie Wonder