I once sold a shirt to Billy Ocean. Well, I say sold, he came in, plucked it off the shelf, I wrote the receipt, he gave me the money, I bagged it and passed over his change and then he just got going. There were little or none of my salesman skills involved. His real names Leslie Charles by the way, I knew that without Googling. So perhaps he paid by cheque after all. Rather than cash. You know what, we're just going to have to wait for the autobiography for the truth on the matter.