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HonaloochieB

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  1. My mum used to have 'phone conversations with Richard Burton and Leonard Rossiter while on her cleaning job for one of the Bolting brothers.
  2. Yes I know, it's a right git, ain't it? I don't know nuffin' about Hotmail or nuffin' like that. Wouldn't mind a 'feck off' and a long line of kisses though.
  3. Celebrate Summer - T REX
  4. I once sold a shirt to Billy Ocean. Well, I say sold, he came in, plucked it off the shelf, I wrote the receipt, he gave me the money, I bagged it and passed over his change and then he just got going. There were little or none of my salesman skills involved. His real names Leslie Charles by the way, I knew that without Googling. So perhaps he paid by cheque after all. Rather than cash. You know what, we're just going to have to wait for the autobiography for the truth on the matter.
  5. In The City - The Jam
  6. RosieH Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Nice editing that man!> Need a tan!
  7. Our neighbour from the 70s Agnes worked in the Colony Club so used to rub up against George Raft on a regulat basis. Got a set of poker dice from there and all.
  8. RosieH Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- I have, once or twice, not paid my fare on > there. I didn't do it. You can shoot me > if you like. BURN THE WITCH! BURN THE WITCH!! BURN THE WITCH!!!
  9. Naw Affince...
  10. bookhopper Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I am infact being serious. But thanks for telling > me what I am (I do love when people who know > NOTHING about me tell me what I am) > However, a wimpy will also do for me. *clasps imaginary handbag to chest and goes Ooooooo* Glad you agree about the Wimpy BH, it would be a fine addition to the locality. Of course I know NOTHING about your good self and I meant nothing more than a mildish nudge-in-the-ribs jest. No offence.
  11. Or indeed Consulate cigarettes. Am I right or wrong in thinking that there may be a health benefit? I'm convinced they scour the lungs of this and that and are in fact highly refreshing. And my mate down the pub whose wife is a hospital porter reckons there's a nice menthol smell off them. The new-born babies that is.
  12. ruffers Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Nice re Luca. > > > Australian Masterchef - now that was good. Fixed > but good. Pretty much devoid of catchphrases > though, sorry. Although I did hear that one of the contestants used to garnish every dish with a helping of 'pomme frites'. On doing so he'd wink at the camera and say "Which of course is Frog for scared Englishmen". He did his best, but it didn't catch on. From all accounts his chips weren't up to snuff either.
  13. Rolling And Tumbling - Dr Feelgold
  14. I'm so pleased Mick McManus is still with us. Saturday afternoons with Kent Walton's(?) commentary. Certainly Jackie 'Mr TV' Pallo. Decidedly Kendo Nagasaki. There were a couple of tag teamers who had dark hair and dark trunks, The Logans, was it? The Royle brothers, good guys I recall, wrassled in white(ish) trunks and the one outside the ring (dutifully holding onto the tag rope) would become outraged when the other 'tag' team cheated. Especially when both of the 'cheating' team members got into the ring and whaled on the single brother. My 7 or 8 year old self would be incandescent at the injustice of it all and would applaud when the exhausted Royle would manage to tag his brother, who would then proceed to vanquish the bad guys single-handed. Great fun and probably the only times in my young life I felt close to my father. Anyway Merfy, hope you find him, and Mick McManus if you read this thanks for many hours of great fun and entertainment, you made it look easy but I know it was hard collar.
  15. RosieH Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > cooking doesn't get better than this > > Greg must die, he must die, he must die - force > fed tottaTA until his fat head explodes RosieH, a group of people cook for FatHeadG and JTURD. Next they get sent (for no discernible reason) to a professional kitchen. Then they get to cook again for the hosts. I haven't watched it recently, but assume it's gone the same way as before. I also assume that they've weated cobs and been subject to some low to medium level humiliation. And after all that FatHeadG will on occasion deliver his considered and professional opinion that the food is "Yummy". "Yummy", I ask you? Does FHG enjoy fish? Perhaps he might enjoy sharing a table with Luca Brazzi?
  16. Roll Away The Stone - Mott The Hoople
  17. bookhopper Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > McDonalds or burger king. Yes. Im serious. No BookHopper, you're not. What's the opposite of serious? That's what you're being. You're a bit of an ol' mischief is what you are. Press for a Wimpy Bar though and I can guarantee to throw considerable support behind you. An offer, I assure you comes with a Chocolate Bowler should the good people of the Wimpy family achieve their Lordship Lane ambitions.
  18. bookhopper Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > McDonalds or burger king. As any right-thinking person knows, it shall of course be Burger King.
  19. jctg Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Surely it should be an Our Price? I respectfully disagree about Our Price JCTG. Know the price of everything and the value of nothing seems to be their mission statement/philosophy/paraphrased Irish writer quote. They should really emblazon it across their LP carrier bags. But they probably won't, what with them being breadheads and everything. All in all, a Wimpy Bar would be the best local facility. Seriously, I could murder a Chocolate Bowler right now.
  20. brum Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > fairyuk24 Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > What's everyone's plans for the weekend? I have > > not got any,boohhoo. > > > Well, would you like to come and see my bus ticket > collection? > > Circa 1971-72. > > Corporation of Birmingham. > > Very rare. No etchings then Brum?
  21. That Girl Is Rock 'n' Roll - Ian Hunter
  22. AAAEEEEAAAAAAAEEEE AAAAAEEEEEAAAAAAAEEEEEEAAAAAAAA
  23. My Girl Bill - Jim Stafford
  24. When the journalist in Death Blow gets bombed, not for who he is, but for different reasons altogether.
  25. Narc - Interpol
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