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Fools Rush In - Bobby Darin

One of the strangest posts I've seen. Sad to hear of your trouble JTT, if of course you get to read this.

Right Trodat 46019 Stamp - 'I don't know how you can walk about like that, I'd be ashamed displaying myself in that fashion' Left Trodat 46019 Stamp - 'Look, you're upset because you only occasionally get your button pushed and all you get to print is 'The Rev Jockleson McNulty thanks you for your correspondence', whereas I get to stamp 'REGGAE LOUNGE' in green on the backs of people's hands, all night long. Right Trodat 46019 Stamp - 'You know what Trodat Stamp 46020 calls you, don't you? Tramp Stamp, that's what. Left Trodat 46019 Stamp - 'Oh, you be tellin' me 'bout Trodat Stamp 46020, eh? Ol' 'YOU DON'T HAE TO BE MAD TO WORK HER BUT IT HELPS'. That misspelt novelty bitch. Purlease. Right Trodat 46019 - 'Yea well...'

I've checked, and if that's not a gog, then I don't know a gog when I see one. And believe me, I know from gogs. So, go ahead. Already.

SiouxieSue!! What's your response to JRussell? I think I may be all agog.

Still.

jrussel Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Yet again certain self-important members of the > EDF fail to engage with a serious concern. I know, it's a sod, innit?

You Bastard - ATV

It wouldn't make any difference, if the woman keyed in the wrong 'proferred note' then the 'change' displayed is as the idle wind and when tilling-up at the end of the day, it should be heedeth not. Not like back in the day when I worked in the retail trade, 'buncing', string attached to the till release and of course the old double receipt book. Among many of the small violins that were played, and played... Not that I condone it, mind. But a little light boasting'll do.

River Of Tears - Ian Hunter

Walking In Memphis - Marc Cohn

Brendan Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I was being allegorical, or was it allergic > Or I was pissed and quoting dickheads. > It was definitely one of those. > > > Although it?s probably just plagiaryB. I symphathise Brendan, who amongst us hasn't been there.

Darkness Darkness - Mott The Hoople

bKidneypunch! Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > It seems to me from previous postings that not > everybody takes this forum seriously. It is a > forum for upstanding people with good values to > share information and discuss important community > matters. not an opportunity to poke fun or pick up > on grammatical errors. > It is this sort of flippant off hand approach to > life and other people, that I believe is > indicative of the moral decline of the nation. I > suggest we all pull our socks up & make an effort > !!! It's this shit that just alienate the yout, we, dem. Not just we sayin it, our bredrins reckon it too. An las time I check, the yout, we, dem bredrins', bredrins did not reckon it too tough neither. An even the yout, we, dem bredrin's bredrin's bredrins reckon you were comin feisty and was aksin for a slap. Though to be fair the bredin's bredrin's bredrins were only given a fairly sketchy outline of the proposal, so their response may have been a little 'knee-jerk' as it were. But that's bredrin's bredrin's bredrins for you. Anyway, stop trying to mess up de yout we dem head an instead listen to that George B&H song.

Smeltz Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > joking or not Vik that is seriously bad taste Though the late Linda Smith said she used to keep a few cans of lager in her glove compartment, she reckoned it help break the ice at any traffic accidents.

Frankly Mick, you and the good Mrs M should perhaps have thought ahead before buying the lighthouse. I'm not judging though. And if it's any consolation in future I'll think of you whenever I play the Ian Hunter song 'Guiding Light' I know it doesn't reduce the bills but I like to think I'm doing my bit. Ineffectual as it might be.

*Bob* Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I can't think of single reason why television > production companies, mostly headed-up by > lecherous married men in their forties and > fifties, might be inclined to have their > productions fronted-up by buxom jelly-headed > eyelash-batting crumpet. Might it be that their wives mayn't altogether approve. And that when they bring their daughters into work on that BRING YOUR DAUGHTER TO WORK DAY, they might feel quite awkward about the whole thing. Kirsty Young, buxom jelly-headed eyelash-batting crumpet? Not so sure *Bob*, she's crumpet, of that there's no question, but as for the rest, aren't you thinking of the quare one off of Channel Sky. Name escapes me for the moment, buxom jellyhead who could eyelash bat for Britain. Even Great Britain. Siobhann something? Toni? Mariette, with an onomatopoeic surname? Sslam? Hitt? Flutter? I'm sure it's one of those or similar. Smilar? No that's not it. But to get back back to my original point *Bob*, I mean to say really. I mean, what? I shall leave it at that and fair's fair. But in future...well, you know what I mean.

PeckhamRose Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I just love your name, MungoJerrysBeard77. > Don't worry about the trains. Go out and see what > you can find. Right there with PR, MungoJB77, it's your responsibility to ensure that her daddy's rich, thereby negating the need to even consider public transport. Aah, but if her daddy's poor? Then outings are out of the queastion. But you could of course see what you can find. Love, one trusts.

Jah Lush Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Are Friends Electric? - Tubeway Army See My Friends - The Kinks

jrussel Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > This is not about journalistic integrity. You are > missing the point. They are JR. It's about that hypocrite Kirsty Young. Astonishing they missed it.

PeckhamRose Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Rod Stewart? Nice? > My cousin's wife gave birth to ickle baby and when > they looked and discovered it was a girl they were > delighted as they wanted to call it Maggie May. So > cousin was leaving the hospital after seeing his > pride and joys and OMFG there was Roderickney > Stewart walking through the car park. Cousin told > him story and asked if he would be so kind as to > either visit exhausted new mum, or at least sign > his card. > RS walked away not answering. > For what ever reason Mr Stewart chose to ignore my > cousin, they changed ickle baby's name to Alice. > (Don't know why 'Alice'!) Was it because Alice Cooper happened to be walking past, and so was the second pop star in the area? PR, I like you lots, but it would seem to me that your cousin is something of a 'romancer'. Don't believe a word of his/her story. Why in the name of feck, would anyone not at least sign a card under the circs your cousin describes. It buggers belief which at least lets the beggars off. Have a word with your cuz, PR.

Can't Get Enough - Bad Company

England Rocks - Ian Hunter

Billy McKenzie

Me Little Stick Of Blackpool Rock - George Formby