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HonaloochieB

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  1. Seen, MrBen 'cos there have been lodes of them. Promenading round Brixton today, there were rakes of the blighters in evidence, and speaking for myself I got a thrill every time one collided with my head, seemingly couldn't gain purchase (thanks Bio-Oil) and caromed off elsewhere. I think they add to the fun of urban life, and you can also tell workmates with absolutely certainty there'll be a thunder storm BECAUSE flying ants have made an appearance and when it doesn't happen persuade them of the good fortune and unusual circumstance they've lived through. Even though a thunderstorm would've cleared the air, what with this humidity... Almost as much as bees, flying ants are our friends.
  2. All the more reason fer the man-hug, c'mere ya big ol' Mick.
  3. Are hipsters a 'movement' anyway? I almost half get the idea, but aren't they mainly smallish pockets of well 'hipsters' in various urban settings supposedly informing others/creating what they would baulk at calling 'trends' and just iPading it up wherever there's free WiFI, for all we know working for an employment agency, placing domestic staff? But anyway, nice to have a 'whatever it is they are' based on hip-hugging trousers, important that and worked well enough for The Rutles Anyway, after time and waistline expansion, all our trousers and perhaps oursouls become 'hipsters'.
  4. Mick Mac Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I'm just not naturally one myself. I excuse myself > believing that your personality is part of your > genetic make up. Am I right. Or are you right? Course y'ar ya big ungrammatical-question mark-forgettin' lug. C'mere fer a man hug ya big dope.
  5. ED Pete you might try shitting in your own garden. Human shit would surely give puss pause for thought. And be more readily available than the lion poo FatCats suggested. Though lion shit, if possible to source might be more effective than the poo.
  6. Peace of cake.
  7. The Clockhouse Orange Marmalade bread & butter pudding, chocolate sorbet 5.5 Dystopian future dessert. The sorbet? Just a potential pain in the gulliver.
  8. A finer mind than mine, Bruce Dickinson perhaps, might say the whole thing were 'ironic'. Not for me to say.
  9. Oooh, I just remembered, it's me Iron Maiden 'Piece Of Mind' CD I were after, I knew I'd get there soon enough. That's grand, I can calm down, now. You might say I've 'peace of mind'.
  10. Cold chisel?
  11. SEACOW! - The Alfred Hitchcod original NOT the Huss Van Sant remake.
  12. Has anyone got any sixpence pieces? If you do, send them to that nice Brian May, the queen (I don't judge me), I hear he uses them to 'wring sounds' out of his guitar. Some find it entertaining, I hear and he married that one out of Eastenders and he thinks badgers are inoffensive, so he's got a pleasasnt disposition I suppose. But, no it weren't tanners I come in 'ere for. Not that sort of metal. Eeeh, I'll get mithered any minute, now.
  13. Now, I came in here for something, wait. WAIT. I know I did. Oooh, I know it were metal, that much I'm certain of. Now, think, Key? Penknife? Baking tin? No, leave me, it'll come, sure as sixpence?
  14. Jokes you liked no longer make sense. Bob - "Vic, my area's so rough, I have to go home via the supermarket". Vic - "Why's that, Bob"? Bob - " Because it's the only SAFEWAY" Damn and blast you to Hell or LIDL, whichever comes first, Morrisons.
  15. Dog duck Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > ...take the cat poo down to ToastED and get them > to serve it with some 'Quinoa' and some 'berries' > and some oat, and then they can charge people ?8 > for it? DD if you're being literal, then this is just not going to work. DD if you're being satirical then this is just not going to work.
  16. Dog duck Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > ...cheers That's OK, old and alcohol, it's combination, I tell you, a combination...
  17. ...you're indifferent to anothers' obviously very recent pain and outrage, partly due to amount of alcohol you've taken. In fact you laugh. Immoderately.
  18. It's only 'poo' Ed Pete, could be worse, could have been shit
  19. There are no film stars. Just actors. Men actors and women actors. Completing their work to a high standard and no doubt scoring high on both their mid and end of year appraisals. Andy Warhol must be getting someone to spin in their grave for him.
  20. Regent 'Reg' for short. Or Steven, so if necessary he could be mocked by referring to him as Prince 'S'. Surely they're not really going to name him Andrew after their shite-trainered, arse-faced venal Uncle? Just wrong.
  21. Not as if I'm any kind of filum critic, but there I go starting on the defensive. I'm not as keen on this as some of the above. There was an obviousness as to how it was going to pan out, it was it seemed, hopefully, decently always going to be the dog not the infant that ended up being kidnapped/stolen. At least that's how it should be. And that's how it was. Of course, we had to get to 'know' the characters quickly enough. But the end 'shot', with them and the dog in between them, just seemed like a job well done/executed as opposed to anything with an element of what was going to happen next. I had no idea what the 'male character' (and it did look like a 'character' as opposed to a person/bloke/man etc) was going to ask as an explanation about where the dog came from. I hadn't known the two main characters for long. No I hadn't. I wasn't especially concerned about them. The woman/family that had the dog stolen from them, uppermost in my thoughts. Not to say I didn't like it at all, just not as enthusiastic as some. Reservations, that's what I might have.
  22. Nah. Prince Evelyn. Prince Auberon. Much more likely.
  23. OK, last punt, it's three quid on 'Warhol' and I'm done after that.
  24. Really, what are they?
  25. I'm also sticking a jacks on 'Marley' as a possible name, what are the odds?
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