HonaloochieB

Hands Up - Ottawan

Slow Train - Bob Dylan

Sorry FJD, I did try asking Dermot, but he threw an ice bucket at the football table and stormed off muttering "Tay, holy mother of God , feckin' tay" I think you might have a long wait.

I did indeed BBW. A proper strength Stella and a large measure of whatever spirit he takes for BBW, please Dermot. Just a little apology for the 'big fat bastard' remark on the forum decorum thread.

Because we want to, because we want to. If in doubt fall back on Billie Piper. I do.

Whiskymac it is PGC, I'll join you in one. I think it might be wise to leave RonnieMama out of this one, let her finish the champagne. She's in a fighting mood at the moment and we don't want ASBOs, do we?

Marmora Man Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > There is a tendency, on the part of some, to take > every opportunity to make a joke, diverting the > thread into a series of "humorous" exchanges > between mates and, effectively, hijacking the > subject. > > Once in a while it is genuinely amusing - when it > happens so often and by the same posters it > becomes a little tedious. It may be part of the > problem that Brum's identified above. > > EG: Tessa Jowell's post today about how to report > bad behaviour on buses, the recent post about Alan > Sugar and his possible mayoral candicacy. MM I cannot for the life of me see why a jumped-up 'knight' who maybe, possibly, thinking about putting himself forward for public office, shouldn't be a subject that one might gently or roughly ridicule. I reckon he'll never do it because it would involve actually not having complete control over his workforce and being unable to bully people on telly. Also he'd be revealed as a pug-ugly schmuck.

HonaloochieB Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > citizenED Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > Oh, Have I stumbled into the Quiet Room? I'll > have > > a pint of Chesnut Mild please, HonB. > > CitizedED, I've been informed by Dermot that they > haven't Chestnut Mild on the premises. > However he's sent Declan down the road to borrow a > barrel. > In the meantime will you take a pint of Directors > with me? Well CitizenEd, Declan got back with the Chestnut Mild and Dermot has put four pints up on the bar. He reckons there's not a lot of call for it round here and doesn't think it'll be a 'seller'. He gave me a baleful look when I made a joke about 'seller' and 'cellar'. Won't be trying that again in a hurry. He's pursing his lips in a meaningful way and has just kicked the pool table. You'd be doing us all a favour if you ploughed away at the barrel CitizenEd. When Dermot's in a mood, well it's catastrophic round here is all I can say.

giggirl Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > bigbadwolf Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > ronniemama Wrote: > > wanna come outside? > > > > Oh come now Ronnie, behave yourself. Wendy > > Richards has only been in the ground a few days > > and you're already singing her song. Have some > > respect. Disgusting behaviour. > > > Ronnie - you want me to play Peggy to your > Pauline! Giggi, Ronnie I insist on getting between the two of you and seperating you both in a firm but non gropey and intrusive sort of way. I will variously use the phrases 'leave it out', 'she ain't worth it' (seemingly directed at both of you, but Giggi I reckon you'll know where I'm coming from) and 'you can't do time it's not all like Bad Girls you know'. Dermot a bottle of your best champagne and two glasses for these feistiest of chicks. And a large fortified wine if you please.

What Brum said. And in addition BBW is a Big Fat Bastard. I know him to be big, though his corpulence and legitmacey are unknown as far as I'm concerned. So I'm just chucking epithets. Feel free to chuck some back my way. The same ones if you wish. At least two'll fit.

Dance Away - Roxy Music

Peckhamgatecrasher Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Ooh Holanoochie, I don't hafl feel woozy now. I'm > shure I loves you. Then my largesse has had the desired effect PGC. Well done. Take the soundtrack to this thread as being 'Rainyday Women #12 and 35'. Only the 'stoned' in the song refers to drink and not reefer or anything else illegal.

My Town - Slade

citizenED Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Oh, Have I stumbled into the Quiet Room? I'll have > a pint of Chesnut Mild please, HonB. CitizedED, I've been informed by Dermot that they haven't Chestnut Mild on the premises. However he's sent Declan down the road to borrow a barrel. In the meantime will you take a pint of Directors with me?

Jah Lush Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I feel rough as old boots today. Hair of the dog > for me please. I'll have a boilermaker. Cheers and > one for your good self. Dermot, what the gentleman requires and keep them coming until he's good and fixed. And JL, see your money, as far as this place is concerned it is as counterfeit today.

You're welcome Brendan. And smoke away in here, Dermot has a liberal view on such matters. And thanks for the skinny on the Mott tickets, I'll be getting back to you nearer the time.

AllforNun Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > yer what a balls up ? did you not think to buy a > house in ED/DV/WD/NH/Pecknarm sometime back ? > > if the other parties had been in charge it would > be UK KFC by now ! Jesus AFN, just because you own the Talking Heads LP 'Stop making Sense', it doesn't mean you have to live your life by it.

Mikecg Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I don't mean to question your musical taste HB, > but the bloke in that band cant sing, I'm only > going by the David Bowie song he murdered. > > I would be a conscientious objector if you got > into power. It's OK Mike when I seize power the tone deaf and musically enfeebled won't be allowed voting rights. It'll all be in the manifesto. Or personifesto as I call it on account of not wanting to alienate the chick vote.

I don't find Harman's mitherings to do with anything other than the usual kowtowing to the press. It's all blather and flummery and will possibly lead to an 'enquiry', maybe resulting in a lot of arsewind and a rich Fred. It wouldn't be this way if Tony Soprano was running the country. And I don't consider myself a cynic.

Mikecg Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Red Ken > > And the bendy bus men > > Lyundeners But with no trace of Ian Hunter, are we not truly in every sense of Mott The Hoople lacking? Nay lost.

AllforNun Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > KEN KEN KEN KEN KEN KEN KEN KEN KEN KEN KEN..... > > oh and KEN thanks for the east london line ! > > KEN KEN KEN KEN KEN KEN Meh, but no trace of Mott The Hoople...

KalamityKel Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I'm NOT a vodka gal - too many bad and painful > memories with that I tell ya! lol OK Dermot cancel the vodka and Locozade, it's a large gin and Red Bull for my chum KK. Cheers.

Moos Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > HonaloochieB Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > Moos Wrote: > > > -------------------------------------------------- > > > ----- > > > (hopefully) I've finished mine. > > > > Dermot another bottle of claret for Moos. > Perhaps > > a 'carry oot'? > > Must I leave, Honaloochie? > > (said in 50's Noel Cowerd film sort of way) Two glasses if you please steward. And a little privacy if you wouldn't mind. (said in a Trevor Howard film sort of way)

Helen GV Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I'd vote for you. Thanks Helen, I appreciate that. Was it the Mott The Hoople that swung it for you?

Peckhamgatecrasher Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Golly, those pork scratchings don't half make one > thirsty ... Dermot, same again for PGC, in fact two pints.