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Bowie's eye changed colour after hwe was lamped by his mate George Underwood in a row over a girl apparently. The lesson there is don't mess with George. I mean hard a punch must that have been?

It was all politics, not what you know it's who you know. But there was a time when being the tall blond geezer out of Heaven 17 carried a little kudos, not to say respect. As for the wrap party, you've been talking to Jody Watley haven't you? What a cry-baby that one is. And that dress was never a bloody Zandra Rhodes either no matter what she says.

I was hoping that this wouldn't get out actually TM, as the tall blond geezer out of Heaven 17 I was incensed when my contridution was axed by 'Madge' Ure on the grounds I was singing like 'some pissed-up Sauciehall Street Ned that's just been hoofed in the nuts by his buuurd'. I thought at first he was being complimentary but Gary Kemp who has a smattering of Jock informed me otherwise. They left in Bananarama's contribution though. I mean Bananaf@ckingrama, Every time I hear the song it's like a dagger in my heart.

Declan Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Do you feel the same way about everyone shorter > than you? No I reserve my ire in this matter strictly for Bono Vox.

And the trolley? Did you get fizzy cola bottles stuck in the wheels?

Brendan Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > And honaloochie I have requested that you are > banned for 3 weeks for being pro bono. I could make a reference to being a lawyer and working for nothing. But let's us both shrug and get on with our lives.

I'm not keen on Bono because he isn't, nor has ever been or ever will be, as tall as me. The bastard.

What was this woman thinking of? GREEN custard, surely full of food colouring and sugar with little or no nutritional value. What sort of example does she think she's setting to young people. A very poor role model in my view.

You didn't piss me off LL, if it's the post on another nearby forum you're referring to. I laughed like a drain. If it wasn't that one then I forgive you anyway and your apology is accepted. Please accept an avuncular kiss on the forehead.

I wouldn't buy into their whole canon, but U2 have produced some great music and anyone who wouldn't have at least a greatest hits in their collection, then is a not just a hater of Bono but of pop music. Anyway Paul is a good ol' skin in my view, not afraid to piss off sectors of the music press, the EDF forum and his own drummer in order to do what he thinks might do some good. Meeting with George Bush can't have done his standing in the 'vaguely left-leaning' rock community much good. I hear tell that Springsteen threatened to write to the Pope to get him dropped from the private audience list and Michael Stipe refused to return his calls. For three days. And his shades rock. But I realise I've gone OT, oh yes that eye make up he wore in that Q interview, hated that. Well, didn't much like it. Yes, come on Hewson cop yourself on eye decoration-wise.

Although it sounds like it might be it isn't Wham's Club Tropicana. Just to clear that up.

1969 - The Stooges

The Six Teens - The Sweet

Go back Jack and do it again...

Giggi and TLS you're timing as always is immaculate. It's some sort of sixth sense you both have about when a judicious post from you makes all the difference. You've changed my internal soundtrack from Nick Lowe's Endless Sleep (#it makes you want to lay face down on the grass so brown, where the sun beats down on the baking ground, to find sweet relief, in endless sleep#) to the life-affirming potty-mouth of Uncle Fukka by Terrance And Phillip. Indiscriminate kisses and hugs to you good, good people.

Heartbreak Hotel - Elvis Presley

It is JL but that's me for you. My credit card is behind the bar and awaits your pleasure. I know they've got chips and whatnot in them these days but credit cards can't groan, can they? I'm just being fanciful I'm sure.

Well I don't really want to disturb Dermot right now, as he's having some 'me' time, and he's prone to buzzing objects at a chap's head if his reverie is interrupted. I suppose I'm kind looking after the place. Can't find what I suspect are highly fancy-pants wines in the cellar at the moment, but the redoubtable Philomena will be around soon so she'll take a run around to sus out a case or two of each. 'Sourcing' we vintners call it. In the meantime the Guinness is in plentiful supply.

Sounds fatastic Giggi, there are definitely not sufficient drag queens at funerals these days and it's good to know that you look after your bitches in de.. in deaa... in ddddeee.. no I can't bring myself to say it. Please cancel your post Giggi it's all too upsetting to contemplate.

White Man In The Hammersmith Palais - The Clash

Brendan Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Fair enough and if they keep coming the need to > discuss politics will dissipate and be replaced > with amicable chit chat followed by eloquent yet > exaggerated tales of derring-do and inevitably > slip comfortably into discordant singing and > empathic promises of lifelong friendship. Dermot says the next one's on the house and is intending to have your post framed and mounted behind the bar. He went all quiet and after a while excused himself as he 'had something in his eye'. He's been upstairs for a while now. I think that's The Pogues Sally McLennane he's playing on a loop.

Tear The Roof Off The Sucker (Give Up The Funk) - Parliament

I think it was Ivor Cutler who when asked what he wanted played at his funeral replied "Scrabble". That'd do for me.

Brendan Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Pint of Guinness, shot of bourbon and an argument > about politics please. Dermot has pointed out the sign bearing the legend "Anyone caught talking politics in this establishment will be rendered uncoscious and barred with extreme prejudice" He's fine with the Guinness and bourbon though.

ronniemama Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I've got a headache. Anyone for a bag of chips? Full English surely, RM.