HonaloochieB

Song Sung Blue - Neil Diamond

KalamityKel Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Now I know I'm a little "high" on a concoction of > cough mixture, paracetamol and vicks but really I > don't get any of this! :s OK I'll explain it you gently you junkie bastard. Everything on here is pretty much allowable, epithet,expletive and insult wise. It'll start to self-regulate after a while, no doubt. So, KK I suggest for no good reason whatsoever that you are, for example a *dopey old cow... What say you good KK? *Though given your admission of being 'high' perhaps 'dopey' isn't pejorative. Alright then, you're just an old cow.

giggirl Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Ahh thanks for the explanation. > > For those about to rant, I salute you. It's an AC/DC reference, it's the title of an Ian Hunter LP. Do you set out to be perfect Giggi or does it just fall naturally to you?

My Bird Is Hard - The Moonstomps

bigbadwolf Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > "I didn't carry you for nine months to expect that > sort of behaviour" Thanks BBW for reminding me of "Go to the dentist, I didn't breastfeed you for nine months for you to lose your teeth" How that one slipped my mind I don't know.

Mikecg Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > HAHA You c@ck smoker! You wish arseforface. That Brendan's a lairy f@cker an' all when he puts his mind to it.

There are standard things that Mothers say. On coming home with an LP I would always be asked "What have you there? Another one of them? Haven't you got enough records"?, in my mother's Galway brogue If I didn't reply I at least spritually gave an 'Oh Muuum'. Mine would also use the phrase 'signs is on' when making a vague threat about withdrawing a privilege or present, as in 'Signs is on, Christmas is coming'. It would be delivered with a nod, a knowing nod and the implication being that expected gifts might not be bestowed upon us. Also talking of Christmas, as a child I had the privilege of living on Waterloo Road, there was a 'Sally Ann' hostel round the corner. Many of the tramps would have large and impressive grey/white beards. So from mid-October whenever my sister and were deemed to be 'eejiting' or worse still 'going on' in public and one such Harry Ramp was in sight, we'd be brought instantly in line by our mother telling us "Look, look who's coming, that's Father Christmas and he's watching you" The effect was instant behaviour modification on the part of me and sis. Though despite it, I never got a Johnny 7. Still I'm almost over that. Nearly. So what phrases or devices have your Mums employed?

Mikecg Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Thanks HB you are so subservient. I do my best, you c@nt.

I'm off out for a few hours, until I come back, KISS MY ARSE.

Mikecg Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Only if I can call you a pompous self gratifying > pretentious prick in the spirit of this thread > HB. > Of course you can, you cock.

charliecharlie Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > oh deary, deary me... what have I started... was > not what I intended at all>:D > off to the footie now... > > looks like the score is going to be > > Woofmarkthedog team - 6 (2 of which were home > goals, put in the back of the net by > charliecharlie) > Peaceandlove team (with team captain > charliecharlie in particularly poor form) - a > resounding ZERO > > > by the way... > http://www.eastdulwichforum.co.uk/forum/file.php?2 > 0,file=3765 > > > > > xxcc Oh Charlies, pack it in, you enormous WALLY. No room on a B&V thread for love and peace maunderings. To change the subject, that Moos can be a cheeky prat when she puts her mind to it.

giggirl Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Are you guys smoking something illegal? I can't speak for anyone else Giggi, but I'm just doing my best to be high on life itself. And I've just realised that on this 'bile and vitriol', thread I'd find it difficult, to the point of impossibility to throw something bilious or vitriolic in your direction. What with you being UberChick in the Bandwagon Chicks Sorority and all that. Any insults even in jest would only leave my lips in the most half-hearted fashion and arrive to you as the sort of butterly-kiss compliment you receive every day. It's a dilemma and a half I tell you. Bloody bastard hell, what was that CharlieCharlie thinking about when she started this thing up?

Let's use this as a Switzerland-like neutral zone, which Charlies has been good enough to start. We can insult and throw expletives at each other. Only in this thread though. And only in the the context of this thread. Whether the subject under discussion is politics, music, literature or anything else. Robust Anglo-Saxon or indeed any language should be permitted. Perhaps a warning would be apt. And what is posted here, stays here. What is said here is not necessarily the sincerely held opinion of the poster. Let's see what happens. Bloody hell, what about that CharlieCharlie? What's she up to starting a 'bile and viriol' thread? Shit-stirring cow or what?

Mikecg Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > WTF are you talking about? > > The riddler riddles once again..... Are you suggesting that I was in drink when I posted? I had taken sufficient libation to bring me to the highest possible level of wit and philosophical insight known to man. I swear there was just a fag paper between me and Bertrand Russell last night. Can I cheerily call you a cock-chafer's armpit without causing offence? In the spirit of the thread of course.

charliecharlie Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > this one's for you HonaloochieB > nite-nite sweetie pie > > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-ORWtnwCag&feature > =related > > *hopes he gets I'm only joking...* Of course and I thank you for taking the trouble. And thanks for calling me sweetie pie. Although in the spirit of the bile and vitriol thread I trust you slept the restless sleep of the damned. Nothing personal, you understand.

charliecharlie Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > woofmarkthedog "yelp" > > http://cartoonbank.com/assets/1/121304_m.gif As Bonnie Tyler once remarked there was nothing she could do because she reckoned there was a total eclipse of the heart. But then once upon a time she reckoned she was falling in love, and then opined she was falling apart. She's neither. Bonnie, we both know exactly what and who you are, don't we? Don't make me start swearing, cursing and putting sin on my soul.

Now I Wanna Sniff Some Glue - The Ramones

Pleased I threw that piece of vitriol away from my heart. Let's use this thread as a way of being uselessly mean-spirited and having halitosis of the soul. A large tip of my hat to Charlies. But with no particular responsibilty on their/her part.

But what a c8ntbollox of a f8ck that WMTD ended up being. I'd use the phrase triple-used wankrag. But I reckon others got there first. At least two.

woofmarkthedog Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I have admittedly been away > working.........however I come back and the Forum > has turned into a washed out version of the Daily > Mail.... > > C&nt anyone keep house round here, where has all > the bile and vitriol gone the snapping remarks & > the humor > > You've lost it....admit it ....come on ...I know > some have had their teeth pulled ,been neutered > ...read the riot act > > > But carry on like this..............and I AM OFF > > Wimps... > > *don't bother replying/posting cos I won't read > it.... & yes that includes YOU..* Nothing has been lost, nothing has changed. EVERYTHING IS ALRIGHT FOREVER. FOREVER. AND EVER. FOREVER.

Brendan Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Heart Shaped Box - Nirvana > > (by the way did you know that Sham 69 have > reformed again and are gigging) Bloody hell didn't the dance thing work out for Jimmy Pursey then.

Night Nurse - Gregory Isaacs

You'll Never Get To Heaven If You Break My Heart - Dionne Warwick

Sunday Morning Nightmare - Sham 69

Horsebox Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > HonaloochieB Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > Horsebox Wrote: > > > -------------------------------------------------- > > > ----- > > > HonaloochieB Wrote: > > > > > > -------------------------------------------------- > > > > > > ----- > > > > Horsebox Wrote: > > I haven't been feeling myself lately, either, and > I definitely haven't been feeling the waitress in > Cafe Provencal. She was slack in the other sense. Do you mean 'other' as in the 'having a bit of the' or as an alternative to? If you're going to go about being me, then it's only right and proper to let me know which it is. Lord knows I don't ask for much.