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Reg Smeeton Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- What we need is some iconoclasm. Fair enough Reg. Ghandi, I mean with those legs was a loin cloth the best choice? F@ck me even track suit bottoms would have looked better. And the glasses? I assume he'd read a couple of Billy Bunter books and decided it was the way to go face-furniture wise. Astonishing how he ever got as far as he did, really. I'm new to this iconoclasm drill, Reg. Hope this is OK.

KalamityKel Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > They're two they're four they're six they're > eight > Shunting trucks and hauling freight > red and green and brown and blue > they're the really useful crew... > > SOMEONE SAVE ME! Glad to KK. The Ramones' The KKK Took My Baby Away for KK. No reflection on your politics, but don't all those Ks look purty together?

KalamityKel Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Terry's Chocolate Orange... > > Have I got the idea of the thread? *flicks blonde > hair and batters big blue eyes* :)) Now battered big blue eyes? Scarily iconic. Sounds like a starter at one of Caligula's feasts.

David Carnelli - Human Classical Statue Posted by: Michael Palaeologus Today, 10:33AM As Spring commences and Summer comes into view, the weather improves and the sun shines through the leaves creating dappled patterns on the lawns and hearts of East Dulwich. Minds turn to al fresco parties and barbecues. I have attended many of these events and have often felt that there is something lacking. A cultural void in what is otherwise a lovely afternoon of grilled bangers, cold Pinot in plastic cups and gently broiling human skin. What is needed is one significant element that will transport your otherwise mundane suburban party to ancient Greece or Rome. Lift your guests from Croxted Road to the Coloseum, from Crystal Palace Road to the Parthenon: Rent yourself -- DAVID CARNELLI, HUMAN CLASSICAL STATUE Many people have commented on David Carnelli's similarity to the young Apollo and so building on this amazing likeness David has kindly decided to offer his services to the community as a live decorative fixture. His services can be delivered in a number of ways: 1 - The static statue. David can stay still for up to 20 minutes at a time, moving between classical poses, gazing into the distance, silent yet commanding 2 - The reciting statue. David can recite from classical literature, in your actual Greek or Latin if required, entertaing your guests with the enormity of his declamation 3 - The nude statue. For those with specialist tastes. Please note that David is fully depilated; if you require the more natural look, 6 weeks notice is required 4 - The human fountain. Please supply ample quantities of Evian mineral water to keep him topped up. 5. - The athlete. David can perform like an ancient Greek Olympian. Its a quite a sight. Many Forumites will vouch for David's flexibility and imagimation, if you have any particular requests please do not hesitate to contact: Palaeologus Promotions Stall 14 North Cross Road Agora Funny funny stuff from MP. The only April Fool's 'gag' to work. Took me in completely.

Tony.London Suburbs Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > HonaloochieB Wrote: > Everyting they do is with the best possible > motives. > > Everyting Looch? Admin Dem Man Dem are flexin' Mi > Bredrin an' Sistren.. Indeed they are TLS, indeed they are, and doing so beautifully in my opinion. As always.

Doctor Doctor by UFO not the Thompson Twins for AnnaJ. Doctor My Eyes for the extremely clean bloke in Hunter & Paine. Doctor Love for Miles. Doctoring The Tardis for TLS. 'It used to be all blue police boxes round here when I was a young un'. Doctor Alimantado's Reason For Living for TLS's lady friend and in order to mollify him for the above. You Shouldn't Call The Doctor (If You Can't Afford The Bills) for the state of my finances.

Ten things/people that are not iconic. Paul Merton. Walkers Crisps. Noel Edmonds. Crunchy Nut Corn Flakes. Gary Lineker. The Sinclair C5. Huw Edwards. Sunny 'D'. Tony Blackburn. Red Dwarf.

Bono though is iconic.

*Bob* Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Can someone get the round in? > > I'll have four pints of lager and a packet of dry > roasted, please. What the freak's having and a large VAT for me. And kindly don't stare barkeep, I know mauve's not really his colour but we don't want him gettting all self-conscious.

bigbadwolf Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Ditto Sting and Phil collins Who on earth ever said they were?

I Can't Help Myself for WoofMarkTheDog. Bad Moon Rising for BBW. With a coda of Werewolves Of London. Eat Meat byRev Horton Heat for William Rose and Mr Sparkes. Wishing And Hoping (AKA The Waitrose Song) too many EDFers to count.

Tainted Love for certain shopkeepers on LL.

You sound a little fraught *Bob*, if you're in the CPT tonight I'll buy you a few drinks to calm you down. How will I know you?

Kick Over The Statues with a side order of Revolution for Snorky. Dagenhame Dave for Bellenden Belle. That's not really a song match for her but it would look good inside a heart carved on a tree. Isaac Hayes' 'Truck' Turner for Tillie Trotter for the same reason.

*Bob* Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > HonaloochieB Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > This is what happens when you eat cheese and > read > > Kafka at bedtime *Bob*. > > Nice of you to say, but I'm more of a Razzle man. You just want to make a coarse remark about putting your extra arms to good use, dont'y you *Bob*? Well I'm not going along with it.

This is what happens when you eat cheese and read Kafka at bedtime *Bob*. It also means no one will ever play table tennis with you again.

If Admin wants to pimp me then i'm quite happy for them to do so. In fact anything Admin wants to do is fine by me. Everyting they do is with the best possible motives.

Forever Young for TLS.

You've done it again Giggi and TLS, had a crap journey into work today, which even reading Simon Gray's Smoking Diaries couldn't improve. The tin hat was placed on it when I kicked an abandoned cup of coffee not knowing it was half full and befouled my shiny boots. Then along the two of you come and change my internal soundtrack from Slipknot's People = Sh!t to Ray Stevens Everything Is Beautiful in just two short posts. HUGS to you both. (For TLS of course a manly 'bear' style one and for Giggi a gentle one.)

SeanMacGabhann Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Michael Picasso for HLB Thanks SM, though it always makes me blub.

Top wheeze MP. Could you sort me out number 3 but with the rugby song shouting option please? I don't have a garden but there's a green patch outside my living room window and there's a bus stop right beside it. I'd like to book him for one week day during the rush hour. I'll leave it until the weather gets a bit warmer, I'd like him to be at his best, so to speak.

Every Day I Write The Book for Ted Max. A Horse With No Name for Quids. Rock 'n' Roll Star for Keef. Streams Of Whiskey for Jah Lush.

Wanna Be Starting Something for Lousia. Where Have All The Good Times Gone? for TLS. Misstra Knowitall to be shared equally between Sean Mac. MM and Hugenot. These Boots Are Made For Walking for Giggi. The Future's So Bright I Gotta Wear Shades for Moos.

To Know Him Is To Love Him by The Teddy Bears. I'd alternate it with Hocus Pocus by Focus when I was feeling dramatic.

dulwichdreadlocks Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > IMO, East Dulwich is not all it's cracked up to > be... Easy enough, knob off elsewhere where the crack is more to your taste. And don't forget to adapt the beginning of your name to suit your location. I'd avoid Theydon Bois; too fussy. But Barking would make for a good handle.