HonaloochieB

Brendan Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > So, so far we have had a call for the abolition of > urban greenery an assertion that there is no > reason to acknowledge the separate national > identities of New Zealand and Australia and now a > call for the abolition of Gyms. And don't forget the anti-pasta thread, Brendan. Toothsome that was. I'm with JR on this one but then I'm a lazy f*cker too.

Surrender - Cheap Trick

Boy - Ian Hunter

jesus Was A Carpenter - Johnny Cash

My Head Hurts My Feet Stink And I Don't Love Jesus - Jimmy Buffett

Great you bring the smack and I'll bring the air pistol. And if Dangerous Andy is available I can bring a pyschotic Scot in the Begsby mould. It's going to be a great day. Mind I heard it might rain so perhaps we might be better bringing macks rather than smack. It's your day so you decide

I'm inclining towards Beef's point of view on this, not about the comics obviously as I haven't a clue. I think there is something there but he does need to be reined in and told to write a bit more funny stuff rather than the repitition which started to rankle after a while. I admire anyone who has obviousy spent as much time with Bill Hicks material as Lee has but he doesn't have the (seeming) natural physicallity and economy that BH had. I liked it well enough to try it again but probably won't be buying the DVD.

Whatever Liam Galagher's wearing. He's undoubtedly the king of sunglasses and one the few people who can wear them indoors.

You Better You Bet - The Who

The Fear - Lily Allen

Tony.London Suburbs Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I'm initiating this thread as a form of catharsis, > admittedly. > > I, like another Forumite, also put "11" items in a > basket in a queue that was quite clearly marked > "10 items or under-Express Service" at my local > Supermarket last week and still feel the need for > emotional cleansing, hence this thread. > > There was absolutely no excuse for me and its far > too late for me to make it up to all those fine > folk who were inconvenienced behind me, but have > you ever done anything wrong that you would care > to publicly admit to ? Of course if the sign says 'Ten items or less' then feel free to pile in as many items is you damn well please.

Moos Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Honestly, I turn my back for a couple of days, and > the Forum goes bananas. It's taken me all day and > the ruthless use of the mark-as-read facility to > catch up. > > And HonaloochieB - I'm watching you. You've been > warned. I know you've been watching me, Moos and you mispelt 'warmed'.

If someone can tell me which thread we're talking about then it'll make so much more sense to me.

Nice thread Keef and well done yourself SM for c@nting people off. Cause generally it's c@nts like that, that want c@nting off. Anyway makes a change from all these lot being in love with me. Or not. Don't know which way to turn some days. As you were.

I knew it had to be an abberation there MM, and of course we all say foolish things when in wine. Your fulsome and wholehearted apology is accepted with the same generosity it was given. But you know of course there's to be no more 'eejiting' in the future. And as for 'going on', that's strictly out of the question.

Just to balance out the other thread. Frankly if no one else is prepared to love me, then I'll do the job myself. Is Ying Yang the phrase I'm looking for? It might be, seems as good as anything else. (For first-timers please read the above while imagining the author (if one can dignify oneself as such) searching, in a distracted fashion, through the pockets of a large baggy Harris tweed three-piece suit in search of a pipe). As you were.

David Mc Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > It could have been possible but he (or she, or it) > restarted the dreadful and pointless Song Game. David I am definitely a he or a she. Nowt genderless about me bonnie lad.

Mick Mac Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I am not in love with HonaloochieB It seems a strange position to take MM. How is it possible? This is ME we're talking about here after all. It's not like I'm Pip Schofield or something. I mean Christ.

giggirl Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Sacrilege Right on Giggi, that DM is just talking crazy talk. Though now I think of it I Commmitted Sacrilege by The Altar Boys could be a good made up song and group to post at some point. You're quite the muse you know. HUGS

I don't see why we should confine our B&V to EDHeifers. Barack Obama. Smug f@cker or what?

Tony.London Suburbs Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > "You Cowson!" > "You're a "Schemer" !" > "Don't Soft-Soap Me" > > Have to say she was just the most fantastic loving > person who I kissed and hugged every day, as an > Adult (almost every day). > > As her Tombstone says "To My Darling Angel"...and > she was! > > Happy Mothers Day Sweetheart! > > p.s. Don't mind me not going to the Cemetary today > as it will be full of "once/twice a year 'ers" and > the Flowers are overpriced accordingly. > > I'll be back there soon.;-) Eloquent and touching TLS, I throw a salute your way.

David Mc Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > It could have been possible but he (or she, or it) > restarted the dreadful and pointless Song Game. > > HB - you are dead to me now. > > Unless you convince me otherwise in early > April........ > > D > > (bloody laptops in the dark)! I feel your pain DM but I had to reinstate it. #Once upon a time I was falling in love, but now I'm only falling apart, nothing I could do BUT RESTART THE SONG GAME# To paraphrase the great Bonnie Tyler. Early April you say DM? Are you attatched to accountancy in some fashion? Any hoo #I'm gonna make you love me, yes I will, you know I will# Embrace the Song Game, it'll throw some verve into your days toiling at dusty ledgers.

Mikecg Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > HAHAHA It's never ending HB. And why would it be? You louse of a fecker you.

Peckhamgatecrasher Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I'll sing you a song of the fish of the sea - Trad Fish And Chips (Wiv' Vinegar And Salt) - The Chara Bangs

Mikecg Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Brown noser. Bollock flicker. Cheers.