HonaloochieB

I'd of course want to be Roger The Dodger, but if put to a vote I'm sure it'd be Fatty from The Bash Streeet Kids. Pies and lager? Slooooooooo.

I bet it's not the Brazilian speed-grime that me and Moos are into.

Superfly - Curtis Mayfield

I sort of had a feeling something awful was coming. Would you consider going on the run?

Moos Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Will_i_am Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > Got a gig lined up. Wembley Stadium. Ever > heard > > of it? I think it's in some run down part of > > London somewhere. May 30th 8pm. Hope I can get > a > > band together otherwise I'll have to go solo. > > *gulp* > > Never mind, Will, I thought you were frightfully > good with those nice Peas people, I'm sure you'll > do just fine. And if you don't Moos'll give you a black eye. (Actually Moos and Will just ignore the above, I crowbarred it in just to show that I am right on top of the popular rap ensemble that you were referring to and where Will half-inched his username from. WORD.)

Xena: Worried prince Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Just an idea but if everyone stops posting on the > said discussion then no one is getting bullied any > more > > Buries head in sand, sticks fingers in ears and > sings lahlahlahlahlah Are people being bullied? Is it because the thuggish dog fouler m himself has joined in on the thread? I'd read it but it's up to six pages now and my attention span i....Oh, look a dead bee. Edited twice because...is it hot in here os is it me?

Xena: Worried prince Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I had my ankle removed as a child and have a > permanent limp as a result Christ Xena, I thought my school were martinets. They used to beat the crap out of us, bet never actually removed body parts. The school of hard knocks indeed.

SteveT Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Private Eye having such small print, cheapskates > should invest in more ink so we can read it in > bolder type! Absolutely not Steve, do not mess with the Eye, it's a touchstone in an ever-changing world. Get glasses or a magnifying glass. Heed the fate that became Melody Maker when it became an A4 Smash Hits style glossy. Bit the dust it did. I don't think old 'Slopper' Hislop would contemplate any changes, but please don't go putting ideas into his head.

Good luck with StuntMan Will. Let us know when you're playing.

It's OK Liz just call Frankie Goes To Hollywood. They'll know what to do. #I'll protect you from the Hooded Claw, keep the vampires from your door# It's the power of love, so it is.

Super Trouper - ABBA

brum Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > It's clear to me Brendan that you've the brains to > head up this outfit - fancy it? Think of the > adulation... Good point Brum, so Brendan's Butch Cassidy then. I bagsy The Sundance Kid though. Now who's going to be the school marm?

Little By Little - Oasis

#Bonnie and Clyde were pretty lookin' people, but I can tell you people they were the devil's children# Crikey Charlies, was Georgie Fame personally acquainted with you and Quids then?

Teenage Rampage - The Sweet

Yeah, can we be like the Hole In The Wall gang and rob trains? And I don't mean stealing from them. I mean ROBBING the entire train, passengers and all. We could hide it in some Nunhead thieves den and demand a huge ransom for it. Then go somewhere with no extradition treaty and live like lord's bastards on the proceeds.

woofmarkthedog Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Who's the dude in the black leather jacket > "originals"badge on his sleve. Hit man for KGB > yes....& who is that in the stripes beside him? > > Is that Jah Lush....you do look a bit S R. That is Will Self's younger brother, Uri. And he's desperately trying to ignore Ricky Gervais's antics without giving offence.

Moos Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > HonaloochieB, you're a shah, en esslute shah. > > Oh sorry - I was thinking of Terry Thomas. I do > apologise. No one need aver apologise for thinking of Terri-Thomas. There's not enough of it done these days.

Sustained. Mr Max don't try the court's patience. I'd shake my gavel at you but of course I don't have any fingers, so I can't. Justice Thumbs.

Brendan Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > A gypsy curse, a one-eyed monkey villain and > Stuntma?s glorious demise in a failed attempt to > jump the No12 in her mobility cart. Released as a > musical comic book, heavy on the zapstick humour. > > > Not sure playing trendy-hardcore will be quite > surreal enough for this band you?re starting Will. > Perhaps something more in the style of, Bonzo Dog > Doo-Dah Band, would be more fitting? And a tiger sidekick with the voice of Leslie Phillips for Moos. He could be called Pete. Every time he appears on screen a version of Mud's Tiger feet, cunningly adapred to Tiger Pete could accompany him. See if can get Motorhead to cover it.

Are you sure they're all 'raspberries' and not affecting a kind of pimp-rolling 'cool walk? It's sometimes hard to tell the difference. I remember very clearly Bill Cosby recounting how his friend Albert got his cool walk off a wino with bad feet. So you never know.

#StunMa StunMa, you're frightening, that's what we all think of you. You hit us with your stick of lightning, we're getting the social on you...#

Have to agree with Moos about Top Cat though and condemn Ted's ravings about Top Badger. I don't know how much comedy could be generated by an animal who just frousts in his sett all the time, barely venturing out. My knowledge of the badger's habits are based on a Fast Show sketch with Bob Fleming, but he seemed to know what he was talking about. Couldn't see a badger cheeking up Dibble either.

Or indeed a comic strip. Peter Patrick Potter was the luckiest schoolboy in the world. After being cursed by Gypsies when she refused to buy clothes pegs from them, his grandmother Florrie Potter was turned into an internationally reknowned stuntman. When Florrie was around adventures and high jinks were the order of the day...

Moos Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Oh come on, what about tigers? Tigers are cool. > And snow leopards. They've got brilliant tails. > You can't deny me a snow leopard. > Better than cool, Moos. They're GGUURREAT!