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*Bob* Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Publicly posting someone's PMs is a great way of > making yourself look like a sorry case and 'a bit > of a cock'. So well done there, DD. > > And Mike's right.. just in case anyone is > wondering what 'the infamous PM' was, I saw it, > and it was hardly earth-shattering. A total > non-event, in fact. > > I'd rather have heard the song.. It was about me wasn't it, *Bob*? It was, I know it was. Oh, I can never show my face on here again. From now on, by my arse shall you know me.

#Daizie, Daizie coppers are after you, If they catch you you'll do a month or two, They'll tie you all with wire, Behind a Black Maria, And you'll look sweet upon the seat, Of a police bicycle made for two#

#Daizie, Daizie give me your answer do, I'm half crazy all for the love of you, It won't be a stylish marriage, I can't afford a carriage, But you'll look sweet upon the seat, Of a bicycle made for two#

In January, there was a thread about what threads you might have started but didn't. This was my humble submission, feel free to use any of them as you see fit. Who's Your Favourite Suicide Pactee? Favourite T Rex Song? And If You Don't Have One Explain Yourself You Utter Bastard. That Carole Bint On Loose Women, You Couldn't Possibly Could You? Not While You Possess A Functioning Right Arm. Discuss. Faith And Begorrah, It's Da Oirish T'read. What's Your Pet Name For Your Privates? Have You No Shame? I'm Not Being Funny But... That Young Blonde Woman In Somerfield Gave Me A Strange Look Today. Seriously If It Even Looks Like There Might Be A Nando's Opening In ED I'm Off To Herne Hill. What Difference Does It Make?

Yeah, whatagwan, BBW?

Will_i_am Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Perhaps in honour of the 'dog fouler' incident I > may call my one man band 'Trainwreck'. Now you're talking Will, taking inspiration from The Lo-Fidelity Allstars. At least for the group members' names. Wrekked Train on vocals, A One Man Crowd Called Gentile on bass, The Albino Priest on 'decks', Sheriff Jon Stone on keyboards and prosaically enough a chap called The Slammer on drums. They knew from sobriquets in the mid-nineties. Anyway Will make sure each member of StuntMan adopts an heroic moniker. And covers a Mott The Hoople song. Apart from deciding your autograph policy, you're pretty much there.

So anyway Will, how's it going with StuntMan?

Mickey's Monkey - Smokey Robonson & The Miracles

I'm Roger The Dodger. That's my day made twice!

Jeremy Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Maybe friendship isn't essential. I would actually > settle for understated resentment. COunt me in Jeremy, I can mange that.

Hyuck hyuck, Les Be friends, snark.

Should you stay or should or should you go, Jem?

All I can say Charlies is how cool SM thought that it was cool to be mistaken for me. Quite made my day that has. I think the rule about pm confidentiality is that if by disclosing the contents of a pm you make someones day then no tort or malfeasance is committed. It's an unwritten rule, mind. The little chap on the left? Roger The Dodger? I wish.

From what I gather Louisa, Ted Max, *Bob*, RosieH, Sean M, and sundry others "outed" themselves as a "clique" and started bullying DulwichDoll and Who_Cares because they were casting aspersions on the veracity of PoppyLucky's claim that she fronted up a lairy type who was allowing his mutt to foul the streets, this was because of PL's previous posts involving giant rats and ghost buses with phantom conductors. I only got as far as the end of page four then my arse went all numb and I went all cross-eyed what with squinting at the computer screen, so I went for a walk and when I came back I got distracted by a work colleague talking the most indescribable b*ll*cks and when I remembered about the thread I thought I wouldn't bother with it again. If anyone's read the whole thing and anything of note happened between pages five and twelve then please let me know. Thanks.

I don't know Quids I see TLS as more of a split-knee loons kind of guy.

charliecharlie Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > oh I must have been mistaken... oh no... look! you > were there, I took a pic with my mobile... you've > even got your dog with you, and look there's > brendan too... and me peeping out from behind... > > http://creativedundee.typepad.com/photos/uncategor > ized/2008/07/21/beanocharacters_2.gif > > ps... I am ashamed to say I got you muddled up > with Sean... who had gone to see In Bruge at the > Mag, > ops... so sorry, there's still some confusion in > my head with the forum monikers and the real names > and all that... > am I forgiven? > xxcc Of course you're forgiven Charlies, by me at least. I wouldn't be sanguine about Sean's response to being mistaken for me though. It may require all your powers of diplomacy to mend the fences on this one. Mind it's a relief to know my evil twin isn't back in town. There are still several places I can't show my face after the last time. And Dennis The Menace, I wish!

Can Your Pussy Do The Dog? - The Cramps

charliecharlie Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > nice to see you at The Mag tonight HB... good > food, good backgammon too > nightie nite all > xxcc I was at the Mag tonight? I've learned to play backgammon? So I wonder who it was round at mine, half watching CSI, then Late Live and reading The Wrong Boy? Either my evil twin was impersonating me at home or the Mag. Either way he's in trouble.

louisiana Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > zzz > > zzzzt zzzzt > > zzzzzz..... Thanks Lou, at last someone who's bringing some live bees onto the thread. Everyone stand still, they won't sting. They're our friends.

Take A chance On Me - ABBA

charliecharlie Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > (who is Adam anyway? is that his forum name or > real name?) He hung around the EDF for a while, but he got the Eveho. See he kept starting threads on the ED Issues and Gossip section about this large fruiting plant he had in the administrative centre and county city of Norfolk. It was all Tree Of Norwich this and Tree Of Norwich that. Then this 'Eve' character joined in and kept encouraging him. Admin warned them nuff times, ya know, but they insisted it was their Tree Of Norwich and they could do as they blimmin' liked, what with this being a democracy and all. Well Admin showed them democracy, all right. He waxed wrath and great was his displeasure. Any way the upshot was he banished them both east of ED. So Camberwell or thereabouts I reckon, though my compass is a bit shonky so I could be wrong. Shame really I quite liked Eve, though she soon learned you can only rib Admin so much.

What's So Funny 'Bout Peace Love And Understanding? - Brinsley Scwartz Purely in salute to the exchange above. I know it's bending the rules a bit, but Nick Lowe was In Brinsley Scwartz, I think he produced the Elvis Costello version and I think he's done it live.

Mick Mac Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > HB is not a girl! (quickly deletes a few hundred > posts) Actually not the first time this mistake has been made. Maybe I have a 'quality'.

Will_i_am Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I had you down as a girl Hona. Whoops. :) > > Brazillian Speed-Grime is so last year. Me a girl? Brazilian speed-grime 'so last year'? Even if I was the former because of the latter I'd spurn you on the grounds of not being a hep cat.