HonaloochieB

David Mc Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Everyone who was ever in love with someone else > calls people this, don't they? I'm not implying > that you still shit your nappies. Sorry DM, I know you're trying to reassure me, but I've never been more afraid in my life.

Peckhamgatecrasher Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > People who use 'can' when they mean 'may'. Yeah PGC, that Suzie Quatro with her 'Can The Can' nonsense. Got right up my hooter so it did. Mind, she redeemed herself with 'Devil Gate Drive' I thought. "Come on boys, one more time for Suzie", certainly made me think, 'I will if I may'. And of course if I can (could).

Uncle

louisiana Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > People who finish emails with the expression "Will > revert." > > Groups of pedestrians who hog the entire width of > the pavement on a busy road for the purpose of > having an extended social gathering (with or > without prams). > > Big 'kids' who drop their bikes across the > doorways of shops. > > People who parade around with certain breeds of > dog they don't appear able to control. Or who use > such dogs aggressively towards others. > > The quantities of people who are constantly > reading bizarre religious tracts on board buses, > and muttering. I'd really like to ship out the > religious nuts to some Religion Island in the > North Sea, and stop them infesting our government, > our laws, our institutions.... and our buses. :-S Lou, it's tiny little things on here, your things range from smallish to medium to huge. I'm going to take it upon myself to send you off. Go on, away with you. The rest of you, move on, nothing to see here. And before anyone starts, being officious is not a tiny thing.

atrocious

David Mc Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > By early April I meant the Forum Drinks on the 3rd > - are you coming? > > Baby, please?! It was the 'Baby, please' that spooked me. No offence.

Five new pence pieces. The most useless coinery at large. Whose head is on one side? Let's shove them all up the Queen's arse and have done with it.

Oh, it'sh OK, just realished he ishn't. My mishtake. Shtill me and my friend are off to HMV in Oxshford Shtreet to get the finest pop and danshe records. And, who knowsh, we might meet a couple of prutty girlsh while we're there. Latersh.

That grey haired bloke in the fourth window down, If he's not Mick Ralphs out of Mott The Hoople then I'm a Dutchman.

So, just stoned then WMTD.

Louisa Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Damn right we could Hona, lets also add the > organicsausagerolleating-gastropubmunching-guardia > nreading-daffodilpicking-williamroseshopping bunch > to the above list too! > > Louisa. I feel so tickled you called me Hona, thanks Lou. Sincerely How about, adding to what you've said, making-a-point-of-going-to-MrSparkes-insteadof-WilliamRose. Making such a big deal about Moxon's. They sell fish. I'd rather the amusement arcade was reopened on LL. At least it never smelled of fish.

Louisa Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Those nasty evil gang members are currently > laughing and joking at an EDF MEMBERS ONLY bash, > whilst the rest of us poor bullied souls are > forced to stay here being tormented by what they > could potentially be saying. > > Louisa. It's OK Lolly, they're just a bunch of Cuthbert Cringeworty-graphicdesigner-yummiemummie-artistic-cityworker-XBoxplaying-socialworker?-ITconsultant-rugbywatching lot of utter softies, shimmy-merchants and light-toed dancers. We could have 'em easy.

Peckhamgatecrasher Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > How could you do it Hb? We could have run and run > with Bay City Rollers *swoon*. And you know we coulda gone with the Rollers PGC. They didn't do 'Rock 'n' Roll Love Letter' for no reason after all.

ontheedge Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Drinks at the lodge hmm secret handshake > conspiracy surely. Sorry folks I don't think it > was any secret but everyone was invited. I didn't notice a specific invation to me on the I Think I'm In Love With HonaloochieB thread. Jesus, you people are masonic in your secrecy, and don't we all know it.

LuLu Too Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Crikey - I go away for 6 weeks and this thread is > still here? > Enough with the Mott the Hoople talk - please > stay on topic. > Now, back to HonaloochieB... ...and it's a treat that you still feel the same since 8th January LuLu. But love me, love my Mott The Hoople. I don't want any complications in the 'afterglow'. And as you say, back to me...

Hanging Around - The Stranglers

Anyone who has never contributed to the I Think I'm In Love With HonaloochieB thread, has I think bullied me by ommission. I don't think you non-contributers quite know just how much of an impact your lack of unconditional love has on me every time I dodge in here. Now think on.

I flicked over to Countdown one day and saw Jon 'Gaunty' Gaunt infesting dictionary corner. I was grearly vexed about it. I don't think Susie D was too thrilled either.

Fnaar, Asset said 'penile'.

Tony.London Suburbs Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > HonaloochieB Wrote: > I can't reveal how I know this as I don't want the > secret service on my back. > > My Nan used to smoke secret service or was it > senior service? Holy crap TLS don't talk about 'smoking' the secret service in public while BA's in town, it's bad enough making cyber kissy-face at the first lady. Next time you get a knock at the door it may be a team of beshaded 'The Rock' lookalikes with suspicious bulges. UNDER THEIR ARMS! Oh honestly throw her out she's making her own jokes up over there. Sorry about that, I'm taking medication at the moment and one of the side-effects is occasional 'Frankie Howerding'. Seriously TLS, I'd hate to see your loose mouth getting you banged up in the hoosegow. And as for granny I'm sure her conduct with her matelot companions was beyond reproach.

Oh very well, one of my faves an' all. Sorry, don't want to cause irrational rage for titarsing about on a thread.

How does cuntbollix fare?

And what makes her extra special is that her upper arms taste of lemon. I can't reveal how I know this as I don't want the secret service on my back. Again.

Thanks for the heads up JL, but I already have said magazine. Haven't read it yet, as I am saving it to savour over a brace or so of pints. Kris Needs is well placed to write about MTH, he ran their fan club Sea Divers. The late Benhazir Bhutto was a member you know. The CD ain't half bad neither.

Whenever I catch a trail for Vanessa Feltz's radio show which comprises a clutch of sycophants uttering tiny variations on the phrase 'great show 'V'' I thank my lucky stars I never took up knitting as I would have pierced my eardrums with a needle by now.