HonaloochieB

mockney piers Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > cheeky oik!! And proud of it. Like Alf Tupper The Tough Of The Track used to say "I'll run them toffs" And he did mostly, then had fish and chips out of newspaper. His haircut was quite an influence on the late Sid Vicious.

Whenever there's a special offer on the large botttles of lager it's never been programmed into the tills and there is the bloody rigmarole of someone having to come with their magic key and make it all OK. Still three large Stellas for four and half quid? Result!

There was one of our number who would get the attention of an attractive female point to her and then point to his groin, whilst making the well-known motion with his other hand. I haven't mentioned his name in case he's a top ranking civil servant these days.

mockney piers Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > How about oik, is that ok? Only if you're a toff. So yes.

daizie Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > its a great word , saves time and explaination . So which is it worse to be, a pikey or a chav? If I'm going to update the Two Ronnies/John Cleese 'class' sketch it's essential I have this information.

The Smokers. Up the back with all the windows open. High risk but it made you look dead hard. Also helped your chums enhance their thespian skills by exaggarated bouts of coughing and waving their hands in front of their faces. The bastards.

One puker on our bus when asked by Mr Ayres "What's that"? repied "A bit of lettuce", I can't remember Mr Ayres' reply but it was accompanied by an earclipping.

I like the original Romany word and uised it quite a bit, it tended to be 'chavvy' that I used. "Dick-eye chavvy" as Jimmy Pursey once cried in the middle of Sham 69 tune. Nowadays it's code for one who wears a Burberry baseball cap.

SimonM Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > In his defence, Morgan is neither Gary Bushell nor > Richard Littlejohn... And when that's the best thing that can be said about you, and it is, then you have truly achieved the status of a cock-chafer's armpit.

Beautiful and a proper star, Matthew. Had something of a hectic private life, what with her boyfriend, the apparently 'connected' John Stompanato being killed by her daughter. Also legend has it that while filming with Sean Connery, the aforementioned Stompanato was knocked out by him on an English film set. Makes Keira Knightly's life seem positively banal, doesn't it?

Administrator Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Sorry HonaloochieB, I forgot about your ban in the > ED gossip/issues section, it has been removed but > please keep messages on topic. Cheers Admin, much appreciated. OK move away from here now, nothing to see. Proxy no longer required. I have lost some of my 'bad boy' status, haven't I? Though no one knew about that until I mentioned it today. So what harm? And if anyone spots the Viz 'Top Tip' I posted on the matter, just ignore it.

mockney piers Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Cripes HB, two of my heroes combined in one, far > too much but thanks anyway *blushes* > > We have done this before and there are so many > people I admire on this forum, I won't repeat the > (doubtless vastly elongated) list now, but given > recent events I will point out 3 quality > comedians. > > Snorky, Quids and Louisa, who show that spikiness > and distemper can be done with wit, charm, class* > and sophistication. Trolls, study and learn. > > *upper in the case of snorky and soooo middle for > the other two ;-) It's like you're talking to Alan Davis there MP, it really is.

bigbadwolf Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > What did you get banned for Hona? Dressing up as a > clown again eh. I get banned regularly don't I > admin. For good reason though sometimes eh. I don't think I should say BBW, suffice to say it involved the February snow, schools being reopened and the word 'Bolllocks'. Than which I shall say no more. Holy Mary mother of God, could I be more pompous?

AllforNun Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > ok right get it know....very > educational...........christ thatchers children > huh ! I know, them mischevious twins. If one's not plotting African coups, then t'other's being a bit racist in the green room of a shitty BBC chat show. I blame the parents.

Angel Of Eighth Avenue - Mott The Hoople. Beautifully enunciated by Ian Hunter, one of our great vocalists.

Sorry proxy.

AllforNun Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > er.......... petards ? As in 'hoist with one's own', you're going to have to do better if you're going to be my doxy.

Since 3/2/2009 I have been banned from posting on the ED Issues and Gossip section. That was the the day I did The Bad Thing and was banished from there. It's not something that has caused me a great deal of inconvenience, but I experience a degree of vexation at not being able to contribute to some of the threads that don't end up finding their way to The Lounge. To that end I would like someone to post there on my behalf. All you need to be is on call by pm 24 hours a day. And by both land and portable telephones. I would also require access via the internet. And if you haven't a Blackberry, then we ain't talkin' baby. Remunaration; How dare you be so vulgar as to talk of money. The hours are variable and based on caprice, alcohol intake and when the 'pithy muse' might strike. Any contributors to the 'In Love With HonaloochieB' thread will of course be put on the long list, and anyone with a name resembling Sean, Quids or Keef could consider themselves a 'shoo in' I await your CVs.

All The Way From Memphis - Mott The Hoople

HonaloochieB Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Fair enough then. > Ted Max, the funniest, he's an eloquent parodist, > barbed and incisive when the situation warrants > and a punster when needs be. > Brendan, has the ability to produce intelligent > off the wall humour in a single line. > Moos, an elegant, seemingly effortless style, she > can be warm, satirical and scathingly funny. > Sometimes in the same post. > TLS, no punophobic he, self-deprecating and witty. > The fact that he's a straight man that fancies me > has in no way influenced this nomination. > Mockney Piers, manages to combine John > Humphreysness with Stephen Fryness to great > effect. > According to the rules we can only nominate five, > so that's what I've confined myself to. > > But honourable mentions to SeanM, Giggi, JL, Keef, > BBW and all of the others. > Holy Christ, could I be more patronising? Oh, and Quids, DM, RosieH, PGC, PR and LP, who make me titter immoderately. God and his angels and saints, could I be more condescending?

Thank You - Petula Clark. Did you make that one up, AndyStar? If you did, salut, I thought I had chutzpah in these matters, but I doff my cap to you.

cupid_stunt Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Naw HB, the most West Indian thing about me is the > laid-back nature. As for the mistresses, i'm a one > woman man, when there's a woman, man. still i have > been known to double up at the weekends and Public > Holidays... I hope you had a happy and holy Easter, CS.

Young Gifted And Black - Bob And Marcia

Oh, I forgot Daizie, she never fails to introduce her own special brand of hilarity into the proceedings.

Fair enough then. Ted Max, the funniest, he's an eloquent parodist, barbed and incisive when the situation warrants and a punster when needs be. Brendan, has the ability to produce intelligent off the wall humour in a single line. Moos, an elegant, seemingly effortless style, she can be warm, satirical and scathingly funny. Sometimes in the same post. TLS, no punophobic he, self-deprecating and witty. The fact that he's a straight man that fancies me has in no way influenced this nomination. Mockney Piers, manages to combine John Humphreysness with Stephen Fryness to great effect. According to the rules we can only nominate five, so that's what I've confined myself to. Bur honourable mentions to SeanM, Giggi, JL, Keef, BBW and all of the others. Holy Christ, could I be more patronising?