HonaloochieB

Brendan Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > There really aren?t enough Monkeys in > entertainment these days. > > Flying monkeys > Monkey sidekicks > One eyed monkey villains > Disturbing but cute baby monkey ghosts > > That sort of thing. Brendan, surely any 'chimpy' list must contain the following. As boilerplate. Alan Partridge's 'Monkey Tennis' The lead singer of Supergrass Toots And The Maytalls 'Monkey Man' Marcel from 'Friends'. I mean, Marcel. Monkey, that series from the 60s or 70s or 80s that was all a bit surreal and all that. F'cking Google it I can't arse myself. Monkey Nuts. "Maximum effort for minimum nourishment" Just some thoughts, ape you don't mind.

Is this market research? In which case Snorky is the muscles you're going to have to deal with. Is there some sort of cultural bias implicit in this enquiry? In which case I shall forward your post to Richard Littlejohn and if the mood takes me John 'Jon' 'Gaunty' Gaunt and see how you like it. As for me I'm vacillating between 'which is the cheaper' and 'Meh'?

Sounds like a high flyer this one.

Xena: Worried prince Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > SIGH > > Must be an age thing > > He is the one with the tash > > And now you drag Terri-Thomas into this mire. And in School For Scoundrels as well! Many a happy hour did I spend in my young days reading the Stephen Green books about 'Lifemanship', 'Gamesmanship' etc. Even before I fully understood them I loved them. And of course SFS is based on the books. Sorry, didn't I mention that to begin with? Are you sure? Well now I come to think of it you might be right. I suppose stranger things may have happened. Anyway about that tenner.

louisiana Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > HonaloochieB Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > Well done Loisiana for giving Blur the title > for > > the live LP of their forthcoming reunion shows. > > Hona, that was the only Blur album I ever bought, > back in the day, before they got super-big :-S > I do rib one of their number that Radiohead are my > fave band B) > But it is/was a very good title... And's a good title for MB threads, which I've used elsewhere, Modern Life Is Rubbish and Modern Life Is Not Rubbish where much hilarity may possibly ensue. Right enough a good LP. So ribbing one of the group, eh? I'm not asking you to be indiscreet, but even a hint of who it is would be appreciated.

*Bob* Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > HELLOO? (*.. elllooo..oo*) > WHERE IS THIS PLACE (*...isssplace.. > ace..cce..e*) > > It's dark in here.. and nobody ever reads this > section. Right there *Bob*, I never ever do under any circumstances. None whatsover. Nosiree Jack. Unless it's an opportunity to bully, intimidate and patronise (with a 'z' my dear, how interesting) PoppyGoLucky. But nothing much happening in the way of bullying and intimidation, so I'll slope off back to the Longe. Make sure you lock up when you leave.

flapjackdavey Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > The Loving - XTC No FJD, not allowed. Bad Davey. Read the rules again. So... Hanging Abastardround - The F@cking Stranglers

Thank Christ a shop where I won't have cause to spend a brass centime. Once more I give thanks and praise to the Gods of MPB.

Primus stove, eh? Honestly you couldn't make it up.

Xena: Worried prince Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Don't worry Sophie, my fantasy was ruined when > both Danny and Kylie got 1,000 meter exclusion > orders out on me... :-$ And I'm sure XWP that The Candyman wouldn't have any truck with your lubricious intentions. I don't mind visiting this sewer myself but you leave Baker out of it.

Hanging Around - The Stranglers

Well done Loisiana for giving Blur the title for the live LP of their forthcoming reunion shows.

Stupid Cupid - Connie Francis

Jenny Fabian spelled it groupie, good enough for me.

Island Girl - Elton John

Living On An Island - The Mighty Quo

Living On A Prayer - Bon Jovi

Living Loving Maid - Led Zeppelin

KalamityKel Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > oh come on 3/4 lengths at least are much better > than ankle swingers (for those who don't > understand that concept - ill-fitting trousers > that ride above the ankle displaying sock, skin, > hair and shoe). That is just WRONG! Accidental ankle swingers are no shame, they and their owner just can't help it. They are blameless innocents such as geaography teachers or urchins and should be viewed with benign tolerance. The wearer of 3/4 length trousers sets out with malice aforethought to offend and spread dismay. He is the worst sort of poltroon and should be cut by the county.

I Was Made For Loving You - Kiss

dulwichmum Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I am sorry, this type of thing is just not for > everyone. Doesn't 1234 have a special forum he > could go to and advertise, you know... One for > like minded perverts. > > Shame on you. Now on receiving this sort of girlish reluctance at a swinger's party, the DJ cunningly tilts the light on the mini mirror ball so it highlights the hesitant one and 'drops' on his 'wheels of steel' the seminal 'If You Don't Wanna F*ck Me F*ck Off' by Wayne County And The Electric Chairs. It's a spur to the recalcitrant and no mistake.

If it happened then sorry for you if you were the victim, and well done WG.

Bellenden Belle Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > But then I have kissed many frogs - and little > wonder since what type of shoes do frogs wear? > Open toad sandals of course! That's the male frogs BB, the stylish girl frogs won't be seen in anything but Ribbit-O Cavalli. It's true, I read it in Frogue.

Starter - Filet-O-Fish Main course - Big Mac Dessert - Whatever choc-bar based ice cream is on the menu. If the potato wedges are available have them. But if the fries are free with any of the above then take them and use them to mollify the feral kids who come a-snapping at you for your enviably 'cut-above' repast. And there will be feral kids. Oh, yes.

I think that's one of those'let's just see how the evening is going' ones JL. I think I'd rather it was sountracking an event than ecouraging it.