HonaloochieB

Mind, better 'what he said' than smearing emoticons all over the shop. It makes even the best post look that little bit duncey.

Jeez Loise, just glance at the clock, do that 'plap plap plap' thing with your mouth and close your eyes. You'll soon be back in the arms of Morpheus.

I'm sending a link to this thread to Morrisey in the hope that he uses at least the first five words as a song title. With the suggestion that at least one line of the chorus goes #a substitute for the sweetness the brute could never give you#.

What Keef said.

And as for brandished thumbs, why has it taken this long for a mention of Paul McCartney?. A man so addicted to the practice that he was named Paul 'Wacky Thumbs ALoft' by the NME. It's what everyone said at the time.

What Moos said next.

Jah Lush Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > daizie Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > the cats whiskers? just how old are you ? ;-) > > That's nothing I can remember when it was the > Larcarno. But you couldn't remember the Trodadero, course you couldn't. > > Anyway, the secret is not to get caught.

Keef Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > With summer coming, my super soaker will be coming > out. It just requires a hyaaa hyaaa hyaaaaa at the end of that post to confirm that the spirit of the late Sid James has found a host in our own Keef. Wish I could get mine to go off, I keep pulling the trigger but all I get is drips. See Keef, I'm being Bernard Breslaw so I am.

intexasatthe moment Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Hono - just want to say I love you. Thanks for that. I love you too. And this love is as fine and pure as that which I bore for Mary Cotter out of The Bunty.

Peckhamgatecrasher Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Hona darling, did you cut your Tressie's hair and > then regret it? When I first posted PGC, I promise that the tune #You can style Tressie's hair to match the lovely clothes she wears, heeer hair grooows# was running through my head.

Brendan Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > *walks in* > > Considering the lack of ladies this place of > surprisingly full of tits. > > I?m off for a skate. Ladies? No sign at all last time I looked. But chicks, birds and tarts? Sure the place is stiff with them.

Kells Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > HonaloochieB Wrote: > > > Let it never happen again, this is after all > East > > Dulwich not bastard Romford. > > Don't you knock Romford. I should of stayed there > :-p And you could of, if things'd of worked out differently. It's just where life takes us of course.

This Peroni's strong stuff isn't it?

Mikecg Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I personally think that religion is all about > controlling people and that there is nothing > outside of human consciousness. > But if there is ?. If there is then I'll just talk it out with the deity involved. God, I'll say, no seriously I will. God, look, no looooook, no really, I know what I used to say when I was alive about you being some sort of construct or superstition or even that time when I opined you were 'a supersticious construct laced with the folderol of oppression and violent bigotry' but I think we can let bygones be bygones can't we? I'd just been to see The Exorcist and some irreligious hoor at work kept trying to press the works of Freidrich Nietzche on me (forgive me Lord if I didn't spell his name correctly) and I don't think I should be judged too harshly for what was an opinion. But you know what, f@ck it. You 'gave' me free will, and I've had it. Bet you were behind Free Willy and all weren;t you? You know what, up yours. You're not the boss of me you f@cker. Get thee behind me Satan? HOW DO. To quote Bill Murray UP YOUR BUTT WITH A COCONUT.

Huguenot Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I always worried about "I used to..." do > something. > > There doesn't seem to be a conditional etc. "I was > using to do something, and then...." Huguenot. Dilemma. Huge horns. Did I find myself on them? Did I hell. I launched myself onto them. Cease the entanglement with the over-refined I beg you and be philosophical on the matter. I know I will be. Their but for the grace of God go I.

Sherwick Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I just saw that I used 'too' instead of 'to' in a > sentence where the context demanded that I use > 'to'! > > What next? I fear that it's but a short step to > starting to use 'their', 'there' and 'they're' > inappropriately, finally followed by 'loose' and > 'lose'. > > signed: Depressed in East Dulwich (aka Sherwick) > > :( Sherwick you should be shagging well ashamed of yourself, never mind what the rest of the crush say. Let it never happen again, this is after all East Dulwich not bastard Romford.

At least I know I'm going somewhere warm.

Or they're AS real as the credit crunch.

All GODs are just some bunch of heinous c@bollokses that are no more real than Lord Mandelsohn.

RosieH Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Annasfield Wrote: > -------------------------------------------------- > ----- > > Pft > > > > Am mean with a crossbow. > > > Me too - a compact and chichi little weapon, > perfect for the ladies - real men should acquit > themselves impressively with a long bow I'm directing a long bow in your direction as we speak RosieH. So far bent over from the waist am I that I don't think it's in my imagination that I can hear vertebrae snapping.

macroban Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > Secret. Oh come on, do tell. It's only us girls after all.

Jonathan Ross has got one. I reckon he'd've had one as a kid as well. Looks the spoiled sort to me.

A Johnny Seven. Never had one as a kid. I used to go to the toy shop in Waterloo station, and it was there displayed in the main window. At four pounds nineteen and sixpence though it was out of the question. We weren't poor exactly but my folks didn't have four pounds nineteen and sixpence-worth of expendable income to invest in leisure/play hardware. And of course expendable income and leisure/play hardware hadn't yet been invented. And of course 'investing' wasn't for the likes of us. Knew our place we did. Waterloo Road it was.

So what toys did you covet as a child and/or do you still covet as an adult? Also what games/activities did you do as a child that were exclusively female? As for as dolls go, the first is of course Action Man. My sadness was that I only had the one and not a squad of some sort. I wanted to line them up, stand in front of them and utter the phrase "At ease men, smoke 'em if you got 'em" I wish I had the courage to ask for a Barbie, as she would have been Action Man's (or Lance Dangerfield as he was known by his intimates), somewhat slutty girlfriend. 'Two Balls', the throwing/juggling games with rhymes/chants attached. Never see a BOY doing those. My favourite rhyme was 'PK penny a packet First you lick it Then you crack it Then you stick it to your jacket (and at this point the two baller would have to strike her chest with the flat of her hand) PK penny a packet' There was also a fad at one point for a tennis ball to be inserted into the toe end of the leg of a discarded stocking or pantyhos leg. The girl would stand with her back to a wall swinging/bouncing the ball behind her, sometimes with chants, but not always. The main point was the speed and skill involved. The more gifted would use two. So ladies, what did you do?

Mikecg Wrote: ------------------------------------------------------- > I recon HB's late 40's Ah yes, I remember them well.